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Chanur

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Actually she kind of is, everything she is in is definite dogshit with the exception of maybe that one, maybe two, movie that was halfway decent. Turner has GoT, Famke has GoldenEye and X-Men 1 and 2. Outside of that if you see Famke in something you know it's going to suck.
The Faculty. Lord of Illusions. Either way I don't care she used to reaaaally do it for me.
 
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Book of Eli. Netflix. DW. Post-apocalyptic. Wanderer. Brutal. Story. Never finished it for some reason, so, procrastinating lately, I finally got around to it. If you haven’t seen it either, do so now. 8/10, minus 1 for Mila Kunis and no tits worth mentioning. Otherwise a must see.
Yeah that's a good one. One thing that annoyed me was mila looked perfectly normal like she was going to walk down the red carpet.

Eye of The Beholder. Holy shit was this movie horrible.
 
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Actually she kind of is, everything she is in is definite dogshit with the exception of maybe that one, maybe two, movie that was halfway decent. Turner has GoT, Famke has GoldenEye and X-Men 1 and 2. Outside of that if you see Famke in something you know it's going to suck.

Ridiculous. Deep Rising was incredible.
 

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I disliked Underwater. 5/10. Only reason I kept watching was because of the asian chick that played Colleen Wing in Iron Fist. She's smoking hot. I just thought the whole movie was pretty dumb and uninspiring.

On the other hand, watched The Shrine, and liked it a lot. I can't remember if someone here mentioned it or if I got it from a list of horror movies to watch. It is from 2010 I believe, and has one of the twins that was Iceman in X-Men, played in Smallville as Jimmy Olsen, etc. And a chick I've seen a lot of other places but couldn't name a single one (or name her). Anyway, while it is a lot more "indy" feel than most, I would put it up there with some of those other horror movies that have come out recently that are surprisingly good, like The Void, umm, and that other one with the guys in the woods that find some ancient norse deity, etc. 8/10, recommend.
 
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Chanur

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Yeah the Shrine is pretty good and I think I heard about it here way back.
 

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Solo. Low expectations. D+ and chill until Han met Lando and started the movie. Han was leveling up from 2 to 10, distributing points in cha and dex as it went along. Names were not as forgettable as Rogue One’s chars. Train heist was meh. I can’t remember what happened before that. L3 was kinda funny, discrete HK vibe. Woody was nice. Switcheroo was predictable, but goes with the theme. Qi’ra was the gal that got away bc life. Post coitus relaxed at this point and didn’t totally hate the movie. I’ll give these scoundrels a generous 6/10, +2 for nostalgia and -2 for the usual dumb stuff. I’ve no more Star Wars movies to watch. Kids soon ready for IV-VI. Ah well, Leffe time.
 
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Caliane

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Hammer House of Horror.
Amazon prime.

British 13 episode Anthology tv series from 1980.
10/10 fan-fucking-tastic.
Its amazing how much better this is, then so much modern horror. Every episode is unique. its interesting, and different. no fucking zombies.

Also, fun to see tons of actors before their prime.
Probably should watch garth Marenghi's darkplace before or after.
 
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Force 10 from Navaronne- Great old school WW2 movie and it has a young Carl Wethers and Harrison Ford in it. Loved it as a kid and it stands up well today.

Rock and Rule- Obscure animated music movie from the 80s. Some interesting visuals and great Lou Reed numbers, but mostly a low rent nudity free Heavy Metal.

Boy and his Dog- Basically the entire inspiration for the Fallout universe. Kind of cheesey, but if you like the Fallout games there is a lot to love in this movie and it has a very dark ending.

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood- I echo a lot of the "its boring", but the period focus is incredible and the sections with Leo melting down at his acting job were amazing. But yeah, there is basically 30 minutes of actual movie and 2 hours of Tarrentino jerking himself off. Bad Times at the El Royal was a better version of the same kind of movie.

Mulan (Live Action)- My wife made me sit through this. My wife sucks at picking movies. Even she wanted to turn it off midway through. A Disney Movie without cartoons, music, or animal sidekicks is basically just a really bad movie. And the bad kind of bad movie, meaning boring. Total waste of 30 bucks, except now I can bring it up whenever she is about to suggest a movie as ammunition LOL.
 

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Any good Horror movie recommendations?

im thinking of relic that @Dom suggested

is invisible man good?
 
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Chanur

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Any good Horror movie recommendations?

im thinking of relic that @Dom suggested

is invisible man good?
I can make dozens of recommendations. What do you have access too? There is a ton of good stuff on tubi and its free.

 
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Caliane

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yeah, I was considering linking the Prime one as well. Both are decent lists. I've seen most of that stuff, and would recommend most as well.
 
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I can make dozens of recommendations. What do you have access too? There is a ton of good stuff on tubi and its free.


20. The Conspiracy
19. Crush the Skull
18. Starry Eyes
17. John Dies at the End
16. The Night Watchmen
15. The Taking of Deborah Logan
14. Beyond the Black Rainbow
13. 31
12. The Last Circus
11. Splinter
10. Last Shift
9. Basketcase
8. Teeth
7. Housebound
6. Audition
5. Lovely Molly
4. The Evil Within
3. Absentia
2. The Void
1.Nightbreed: Director’s Cut

I hate video lists so I copied and formated a list from the chat comments.
 
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20. Silent Hill
19. Better Watch Out
18. The Neon Demon
17. We Are Still Here
16. Outpost
15. The Hole in the Ground
14. Triangle
13. John Carpenter's Vampires
12. Braid
11. Pumpkinhead
10. The House of the Devil
09. Frailty
08. Afflicted
07. Eaten Alive
06. The Midnight Meat Train
05. Stake Land
04. From the Dark
03. The Loved Ones
02. Grave Encounters 1 & 2
01. Bone Tomahawk

See earlier comment
 
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Chanur

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20. The Conspiracy
19. Crush the Skull
18. Starry Eyes
17. John Dies at the End
16. The Night Watchmen
15. The Taking of Deborah Logan
14. Beyond the Black Rainbow 1
13. 31
12. The Last Circus
11. Splinter
10. Last Shift
9. Basketcase
8. Teeth
7. Housebound
6. Audition
5. Lovely Molly
4. The Evil Within
3. Absentia
2. The Void
1.Nightbreed: Director’s Cut

I hate video lists so I copied and formated a list from the chat comments.
You missed the 10 recs in the video that were montaged.

Also reported my double post. Hope they clean it up.
 
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Caliane

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ha. to be fair, many of those recommended are very different movies, recommended for very different reasons.
Its probably worth a watch to see WHY a movie is recommended if you are interested.

The Void, Taking of Deborah logan, and John dies in the end are all on entirely different spectrums for example.

and yeah, he does actually put up a second list in both vids, of more movies, that are more well known, but also recommended.
 
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TBT-TheBigToe

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You missed the 10 recs in the video that were montaged.

Also reported my double post. Hope they clean it up.
You want the job done well, then tip well.
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edit: in my experience amod actually appreciate it when you report things like your own double posts or whatever, makes it easier to find and clean up
 
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