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Definitely smart move using condoms 100% of the time with the crazy broad. But I hope you incinerated them or otherwise unretrievably disposed of them after the fact

kudos_sl said:

Most women that hit 30+ are post-wall women who were whores and didn't settle down in their 20's. You do not want a 30+ year old woman. She is used up and most likely a self-entitled gold digger or her biological clock is ticking and she just wants you for your jizz. Perhaps her job was more important than finding a mate. How do you think she will treat a relationship? You will come 2nd or 3rd. Do not fall for these women. 30+ year old women are easy sex and that's it.

Men age like wine in the dating world. Hitting 30+ as a man (or even late 20's sometimes) is pussy heaven. Women age like milk. Get them fresh or throw them away.

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What!? Just some advice.. when you meet a girl in her 30's dig a bit.. Most of the ones I have met either were in 2 long term relationships in her 20's or have some high level of education and are looking for the right guy to "complete" their life. Of course there are a lot of whores too but they were there in their teens and 20's too. What defines a whore now a days anyway? lol.. She might sleep with you but not your friend or some other guy on the first date.. does that make her a whore?

You can have your cake and eat it too:

1) Locate birth control pill packet. Typical location is usually bathroom or in the kitchen
2) Monitor BC packet consumption daily ensuring no pills are missed. If current, proceed to step 4. If not current, proceed to step 3.
3) Falcon punch her
4) Continue Rawdogging

Of course, if you actually don't trust her rather than being it being case of forgetfulness that's another story--she could be flushing them down the toilet. How women "forget" to take their BC is beyond me. I manage to remember to take my vitamins every morning despite the fact that forgetting to do so won't result in me having to shit a pumpkin our of my arse 9 months down the road.

My planned strategy has always been abandon condom as soon as relationship is steady, and rely on manipulating them into having an abortion if anything goes wrong. So far this strategy is untested. And I might have an illegitimate half yellow child out there somewhere

Note to self, never, EVER google "Abortion frequent card" again regardless of how funny you think it would be in a thread.

Hoss_sl said:

I like condoms. My wife had to beg me to stop using them. I like how they feel on my dick. Hell, half the time, I jerk off wearing a condom.

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Obvious troll

"I try not to understand women. Women understand women, and fucking hate each other"


That is all.

A big rule of thumb for me is I treat a girl the way she treats me. People tend to treat/care for people the way they want to be treated. I do the same with texting.. Funny.. I have a girl that comes over and cuts my hair and yesterday she was over complaining about how the guy she's been talking to uses smiley faces with every text and how much it was a put off.. She never uses them.. If he would of just matched her, he'd probably be going out on a date with her but instead she's annoyed by him. lol the little things that throw a woman off.

With the way some of you weirdos describe the pleasure you get from pooping, I'm surprised you aren't having an orgasm at the same time.

Convo_sl said:

A big rule of thumb for me is I treat a girl the way she treats me. People tend to treat/care for people the way they want to be treated. I do the same with texting.. Funny.. I have a girl that comes over and cuts my hair and yesterday she was over complaining about how the guy she's been talking to uses smiley faces with every text and how much it was a put off.. She never uses them.. If he would of just matched her, he'd probably be going out on a date with her but instead she's annoyed by him. lol the little things that throw a woman off.

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Smiley's and other emoticons for me are a way of imparting tone or emotion to test/email/written whatever. So basically she's put off by a guy trying to show that he's smiling. Sounds like the type of girl that probably bitches about everything 24/7

guy_001 - "Hey I had a great time last night "
girl- wtf is with the smiley. He can forget a second date.

guy_002 - "Hey whore, meet me at 8. Gonna put it in your pooper"
girl - Wow, he's so confident. "Can't wait "

I'll never understand women.

It's not the first time I've heard the smiley thing.. Some girls just don't like it for some reason..It's crazy that it was a deal breaker for her. ha best thing is he's probably sending shit like "Hope you're having a good day" and she's rolling her eyes lol

I let the woman dictate smiley usage. If she opens the floodgates I am obliged to respond in kind. I'd be willing to bet that same girl who complained about him using smileys uses them with the guys she's actually into. She just wasn't that into this dude.