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Khane

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kudos_sl said:
Alright chums; I got the # of a Hooters waitress tonight. She seems to be a no nonsense puerto rican chick. Problem is she has a kid and baby daddy seems to still be around in some fashion (she doesn't want him though from what I've gathered). Should I bother or not?

I will probably be the oldest guy she has dated. She is 20(or maybe it was 22). When I told her I was 27 her fucking eyes lit up like Christmas.

"Do you have your shit together?"

Why yes... yes I do.

History tells me girls with kids will try extra hard so that's a bonus.
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20 year olds with kids try harder? She works at Hooters, has a kid, and actually asked you, someone who is 7 years older than her when she works at a fucking Hooters if YOU have your shit together? She's looking for a free ride. This would be whore project #2 for you. You have got to be kidding even asking us this question...
 
kudos

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Khane_sl said:
20 year olds with kids try harder? She works at Hooters, has a kid, and actually asked you, someone who is 7 years older than her when she works at a fucking Hooters if YOU have your shit together? She's looking for a free ride. This would be whore project #2 for you. You have got to be kidding even asking us this question...
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Better I ask first this time don't you think? I'd rather have you people nail the logic into me now rather than later. The writing is on the wall I guess. She is just hot and my dick is thinking right now.
 
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kudos_sl said:
Alright chums; I got the # of a Hooters waitress tonight. She seems to be a no nonsense puerto rican chick. Problem is she has a kid and baby daddy seems to still be around in some fashion (she doesn't want him though from what I've gathered). Should I bother or not?

I will probably be the oldest guy she has dated. She is 20(or maybe it was 22). When I told her I was 27 her fucking eyes lit up like Christmas.

"Do you have your shit together?"

Why yes... yes I do.

History tells me girls with kids will try extra hard so that's a bonus.
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This is a joke, right?
 
Khane

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I'd say just fuck her and have fun for a little while but she's Puerto Rican sooooo.... in the undeniable words of Iron Maiden "Run to the hills, run for your life"
 
kudos

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Khane_sl said:
I'd say just fuck her and have fun for a little while but she's Puerto Rican sooooo.... in the undeniable words of Iron Maiden "Run to the hills, run for your life"
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Yeah the last crazy bitch was Puerto Rican too. "Bad" latina's are my vice and I fully admit it. My friends give me soooo much shit because of it too.
 
Hoss

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With the way some of you weirdos describe the pleasure you get from pooping, I'm surprised you aren't having an orgasm at the same time.
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Yeah, I've been meaning to ask a guy dude if shitting really stimulates your prostate. But kurin never actually answered any of my questions in that thread, so to hell with him.


kudos_sl said:
No it actually happened if that's what you're asking.

I guess I'm wondering if Hooters girls are on par with strippers or if they can actually be...normal.
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Hooters girls are the pretty ones who don't have enough daddy issues to strip. I never dated any, so I can't speak from experience, but I'm pretty sure they're on different levels. Unless she's working her way through college, you can't expect her to be a genius. Having a baby daddy at 22 is the new normal isn't it?

Anyway, post pics of her.
 
Joeboo

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The further you get away from Florida(where Hooters started) the worse the talent in the place becomes.

I've been to a couple Hooters in Florida, and one in Georgia as well, and they were spectacular. Didn't see a single waitress I would have rated less than a 7-8 or so. The Hooters here in KC, you're lucky if there's a single 7-8 in the whole place.
 
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Puerto Rican is a red flag. Puerto Rican with a kid? Fuck that. God help you if the baby daddy is Puerto Rican too. I'd stay away from that one.
 
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joeboo_sl said:
The further you get away from Florida(where Hooters started) the worse the talent in the place becomes.

I've been to a couple Hooters in Florida, and one in Georgia as well, and they were spectacular. Didn't see a single waitress I would have rated less than a 7-8 or so. The Hooters here in KC, you're lucky if there's a single 7-8 in the whole place.
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I'm in Tampa 15 minutes from the original Hooters. If that means anything.
 
Hoss

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Frankly, I assumed it was a pretty one or he wouldn't be considering it.
 
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The only reason to get involved with a married woman is if its going to be a fwb situation. Anything else and youre an idiot asking for a headache.
 
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Big Phoenix_sl said:
The only reason to get involved with a married woman is if its going to be a fwb situation. Anything else and youre an idiot asking for a headache.
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She was never married.

Elurin_sl said:
Puerto Rican is a red flag. Puerto Rican with a kid? Fuck that. God help you if the baby daddy is Puerto Rican too. I'd stay away from that one.
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Father most likely is puerto rican. I work in a heavy cuban/puerto rican area. It's great for meeting good looking women but a curse because they are all fucking crazy. Low income latinos are nuts and they are all over Tampa.

I love latina's though.
 
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