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TJT

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Story is she went to Japan on some kind of travel nurse program. Then decided she liked Eastern Medicine and shit for some reason and pursued the license for it there. Now continues to poke people with needles and make them drink herbal tea to get better. Obviously this kind of thing sells extremely well in Austin. Parents are also super loaded finance industry people in Dallas so she doesn't seem to care about money in any way.

I generally ignore all anecdotal evidence about "X profession is a freak." Freakiest girl I ever encountered did Business Intelligence work.
 

TJT

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No, she does everything else too. I honestly don't know shit about this kind of thing beyond the acupuncture and herbal therapy.
 

Hoss

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Nurses and teachers are pretty much all freaks.
Not my experience. I dated one home health nurse, and while she was basically putty in my hands, she wasn't kinky. Dated like 3 teachers too and none of them were kinky. In fact the teachers were kind of on the prude side. But there was one girl who worked in a hospital (in billing I think) who turned out to be a nympho.
 

Khane

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I don't think nurses start out that way but every single nurse I know is super fucking emotional. Whether that manifests itself as crazy or nympho makes a difference but it definitely manifests itself. How could you work in a field where you see such terrible things and very literally deal with life and death on a regular basis and not have it effect you? Women are emotional to begin with, nursing just exacerbates and amplifies their emotions.
 

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If you go to gonewild at least half of the "Posting from work
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[F] PMs welcome! I'm shy! (Sharpie in butthole edition)" are girls in scrubs
 

Hoss

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Maybe the home healthcare nurse was kinkier than I realized. Like I said, she was putty in my hands, maybe I just didn't ask her to do anything really weird. But I stand by my observation that teachers are boring.

BTW, last I heard about that nurse, she was taking a job as a school nurse. According to you guys, would that be a perfect storm of freaky deakiness?
 

Gnomedolf

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Nurses and teachers are pretty much all freaks.
The teacher I'm dating now is quite freaky in bed. On our first sexy time night she said she would suck the paint off my house. The paint is still on the house, but my doctor said I stand a couple inches shorter now.
 

Agraza

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So any serious recommendations on a website for central florida? grindr was funny no doubt, but I'd like to help my guy and the extent of my e-dating experience is laughing at y'all.
 

Fifey

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I'd look into Tinder, ok cupid and PoF. In my experience it's the free sites that you meet normal girls just trying it out. The paid for ones have that aura of clingyness to them.

I'm also not a top1%er like the majority of this forum though.
 

Khane

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I didn't find much of a difference between any of them other than profiles on the free sites say "If you're just looking for a hookup keep moving" whereas you never see that on Match. I found that people in general are a little more honest up front on the free sites and I think that's because they aren't trying to get their "money's worth" because they aren't paying for anything.
 

TJT

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Of all of them, I have had most success with Hinge. I have no idea why. Tinder is just a staggering numbers game. They all are, but on Tinder matching is 1/4 the fucking battle. CMB just takes 3x as long to do anything, but the expiration date on all conversations should, in theory, speed things up and make them more willing to go out or whatever. But it doesn't because they can drop you their phone number and go back to being flaky. Next date with the
pseudo-Nurse is Thursday.

Top 1%er Fifey?
 

Fifey

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Just joking about how most of the forum seems to be in the 80k/year or above bracket. In the upper brackets it might make more sense to do pay for sites but for plebs like me, free sites were the way to go.