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Khane

Got something right about marriage
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I think I've mentioned before that I met my wife on plenty of fish. The funny part of that is that we were both on Eharmoney, but they never matched us. In fact, she sounded like you khane. She said they kept sending her shit matches. We believe it's because she was too picky and didn't seem to know what she wanted. That might be the case with you. I can't fault them for making their best guesses on a difficult match. It just means EH isn't right for you.
Oh so eHarmony didn't work for you either?
 

TJT

Mr. Poopybutthole
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Well that was a fun date! Eastern Medicine Girl is basically into everything. Mostly regarding being extremely submissive and being told what to do. Pretty sure she likes pain too (a lot). Was never really my thing but I can certainly see the appeal of it.

I mark this up as being stuck in Japan for 8 years as well as going to Catholic school for her younger years. Basically has spent her entire life in repressive environments. Most of my friends in Asia say that being a straight Western woman anywhere in Asia is pretty shitty as far as dating goes. I'll see where this one goes!
 

Haast

Lord Nagafen Raider
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I missed the pooping in the bushes reference. What does it mean?
Julian posted about a nurse he was dating that went off the deep end in a hurry. At the end, after he herded her out of his house and turned off the lights, he saw her creeping in his bushes looking into the window (psycho). I think he phrased it as "squatting in his bushes looking in the window", which made it sound like she was taking a dump in his garden.

And thus a Rerolled legend was made.
 

Hoss

Make America's Team Great Again
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Oh so eHarmony didn't work for you either?
Quite the contrary. I got more pussy from eharmoney than every other website I tried combined (different pussy that is, cause I've probably fucked my wife enough now that she accounts for over 50% of my lifetime pussy). Didn't work for my wife at all though. She said she never met anyone off of eharmoney.
 

OneofOne

Silver Baronet of the Realm
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Have a date with a gal off of OK Cupid this coming Friday. Haven't clicked like this in one hell of a long time. Pretty, smart, funny, very very successful, and seems to be damn near a nympho. I'm waiting to see what's going to go wrong. She has 3 teenage boys which apparently scares guys off, but doesn't phase me. Have met a few off of Ok Cupid with varying degrees of success getting my dick wet, though to be honest I'm looking for longer term, not just pussy.
 

Xarpolis

Life's a Dream
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Here's something new on the Cell Phone dating/hook up front. If you have an iOS device (Coming to Android within the next month or two), there's a "new" app called Bumble. This app requires that you take a picture of yourself every time you connect. That's a nice feature to assume you're not getting a generic spammer, but another neat feature is that the girls are the ones that HAVE to initiate contact with the men. I've heard that it's amusing watching women with absolutely no game trying to act cool. Supposedly every conversation starts up with the equivalent of "How's your weekend?"

Anyway, enjoy the new app. PS - This was created by the woman that was one of the partners that also created Tinder.
 

Khane

Got something right about marriage
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Sounds pretty annoying to me. I don't want to take a selfie every time I want to chat. I hate selfies.
 

Agraza

Registered Hutt
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Well it depends how it works. Does it always use the newest photo or build a library of them to look through? I suspect the latter. Take pictures of the wall when you feel like it.
 

Tenks

Bronze Knight of the Realm
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Khane we can start ShortPeopleMeet.com. Goldmine. Boom. Fill it with the same bot network Ashley Madison had and we're rich.
 

Khane

Got something right about marriage
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Khane we can start ShortPeopleMeet.com. Goldmine. Boom. Fill it with the same bot network Ashley Madison had and we're rich.
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CnCGOD_sl

shitlord
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In STL, OKC had all the educated and interesting women while everywhere else was legions of nurses,teachers and below. Met my wife on OKC as well so bit biased
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Alex

Still a Music Elitist
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Here's something new on the Cell Phone dating/hook up front. If you have an iOS device (Coming to Android within the next month or two), there's a "new" app called Bumble. This app requires that you take a picture of yourself every time you connect. That's a nice feature to assume you're not getting a generic spammer, but another neat feature is that the girls are the ones that HAVE to initiate contact with the men. I've heard that it's amusing watching women with absolutely no game trying to act cool. Supposedly every conversation starts up with the equivalent of "How's your weekend?"

Anyway, enjoy the new app. PS - This was created by the woman that was one of the partners that also created Tinder.
I have some friends in Denver that have used this. I've heard it's solid.
 

Antarius

Lord Nagafen Raider
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Hooked up with a 20 year old on Tinder, unfortunately, she weighs more than me
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But she has a great personality
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Still, I kinda feel bad, because she's big enough for weight to be a factor and gets in the way of sex.. she aint curvy, she's obese
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first fat chick I have had sex with in over a year. Sucks going from 5'4 115lb with my ex (I enjoyed picking her up and carrying her to bed) to 5'2" 240lb... She just started taking thyroid medication 3 weeks ago, so maybe things will improve?

I talk about my income occasionally on this forum, because sometimes people want jobs, and I have one of the few 6 figure income jobs that you can get with just a high school diploma (which also happens to be male dominated and well suited to the skills of your average gamer).

I started lying on my okcupid profile regarding college, if people can lie about height and income, I figure it's ok to fib about education. Started getting a lot more matches, I assume most girls filter out men that didn't graduate from a university.