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The profile isn't terrible and at times reasonably funny and engaging. But you should make the entire thing funny and engaging instead of just parts and leave the entire "tear myself down" aspect behind. Even if you want to convey you don't club and don't want to travel extensively that's fine. But honestly both my wife and I are atheist and if either one of us had anything about "If you believe in God hurr durr keep walking" neither one of us would message each other. Like it or not super atheists are just as annoying as super religious people and that isn't shit we'd want to deal with. I think most atheists are that way. Or maybe you are a super annoying atheist beats me.
OneofOne
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See, I don't see it as "tearing myself down" because I'm not. I'm being realistic. I'm too old to pretend shit to make someone else happy. This is me, take it or leave it. Also, I didn't say "if you believe in God", I said "if God is important in your life". The difference may not exist for you, but it does for others. Regardless, despite your criticisms, it worked for me. Perhaps the issue you have with it is, (were you a woman) you are not the type of person I would be trying to attract. And that's totally cool. I'm simply sharing what has worked for me so far.
And Alex, I've gotten at least 2 women to reply from that line alone (or at least two have mentioned that's why they initially contacted me).
And Alex, I've gotten at least 2 women to reply from that line alone (or at least two have mentioned that's why they initially contacted me).
iannis
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You might want to niggle it to "If you are of an Evangelical bent".
There are an awful lot of people who find God to be very important in their life, but don't hodj out every 10 minutes trying to convert people. Too wide a net with that one maybe. You'll catch the quietly content as well as the jesus freaks. Or maybe it's perfectly stated and you don't want either.
There are an awful lot of people who find God to be very important in their life, but don't hodj out every 10 minutes trying to convert people. Too wide a net with that one maybe. You'll catch the quietly content as well as the jesus freaks. Or maybe it's perfectly stated and you don't want either.
iannis
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Yeah, that sounds absolutely horrible.
I wonder how many of them have ever been, or if it's just code for "I WANNA PAAAAAAAAARTAHY". Like, do they actually want to physically go to the desert, eat peyote, and get trains run on them for 3 days?
And if they do, why do they want to bring a boyfriend? Why don't they just... you know... go do that.
I wonder how many of them have ever been, or if it's just code for "I WANNA PAAAAAAAAARTAHY". Like, do they actually want to physically go to the desert, eat peyote, and get trains run on them for 3 days?
And if they do, why do they want to bring a boyfriend? Why don't they just... you know... go do that.
Fifey
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Or you could be the kind of person who views religious views as someone who is weak minded and have no interest dating such a person. It's one thing if you are just trying to slam out girls but for a real long term thing there are small things that will be a big deal like what religion for you child.
Burning man is just a way for corporate people to go out and "act weird" for a weekend. Shit is like 500 dollars a ticket or something retarded.
Alex
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Burning Man is a huge thing in the Bay Area because of the proximity. Seriously, it's easier to do things in the city that week/weekend because so many people here go. A large amount of my friends go every year. It's not a thing I'm interested in doing. Don't get me wrong, I like doing drugs. But I don't want to go to a desert in August to do them. I'm perfectly content with just taking a bus over to GGP and doing them.
TJT
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So. Uh... Guys.
Eastern Medicine Practitioner girl blindsided me hard today. I was honestly SHOCKED with this. Despite the alt style she likes. Seemed really well put together and all that. As I've mentioned. I do like piercings and tats a lot. Which this girl is all about. I, in passing, mentioned how I liked nipple rings at some point. Totally forgot we ever talked about this in any way because it was a completely innocuous passing comment a few weeks ago.
She went and got pierced up to 'surprise me.'
While I found this extremely hot. I am slightly scared now.
Eastern Medicine Practitioner girl blindsided me hard today. I was honestly SHOCKED with this. Despite the alt style she likes. Seemed really well put together and all that. As I've mentioned. I do like piercings and tats a lot. Which this girl is all about. I, in passing, mentioned how I liked nipple rings at some point. Totally forgot we ever talked about this in any way because it was a completely innocuous passing comment a few weeks ago.
She went and got pierced up to 'surprise me.'
While I found this extremely hot. I am slightly scared now.
Frenzied Wombat
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What do you like about nipple rings? Makes sucking on nipples feel like you're licking a penny. Only screwed one chick with pierced nipples and it was definitely a negative for that reason..
Yeah they're not my thing either but since I'm the thread prude I figured that went without saying
TJT
Mr. Poopybutthole
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Not sure I can put my finger on the reason. One of those things that I just find really really hot. I don't question it. Licking them doesn't bother me in the slightest.
But I am really attracted to girls with piercings/ink/etc. Not ear gauges though, that shit is ugly.
But I am really attracted to girls with piercings/ink/etc. Not ear gauges though, that shit is ugly.