Hitler and Napoléon both went full retard with Russia as well. And they were a lot more competent than our current leadership. Why the fuck do tyrants have an irresistible hard on for Siberia?
I think Scooter explained it best via his lyrical genius
When I was young,
It seemed that life was so wonderful,
A miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical
And all the birds in the trees
Well they'd be singing so happily,
So joyfully, oh playfully, watching me
Good morning!
Yeaaaaaah!
One, two... one, two, three, four!
Pump it up!
Aaaah! I ramp, me no ramp,
Me no skin,
Me no play, yeah
When me chant 'pon the microphone
And me say with the DJ
Junglists in the place
Junglists on the case
Scooter are you readyyy?
When I was young,
It seemed that life was so wonderful,
A miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical
And all the birds in the trees
Well they'd be singing so happily,
So joyfully, oh playfully, watching me
Yeah!
When I was young,
It seemed that life was so wonderful,
A miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical
And all the birds in the trees
Well they'd be singing so happily,
So joyfully, oh playfully, watching me
Come on!
Love, peace and unity
Siberia, the place to be
The K, the L, the F and the ology
Halleluja!
One, two... one, two, three, yeah!
Rough!
Aah!
Here we go!
When I was young,
It seemed that life was so wonderful,
A miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical
And all the birds in the trees
Well they'd be singing so happily,
So joyfully, oh playfully, watching me
Stand up!
Once again!
We're gettin' jiggy!
Siberiaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Yay!
Goodbye!