Rings of Power: Tolkien's Shambling Skinsuit

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Chanur

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that sucks about jack ryan, i've only watched season 1 and really enjoyed it but never got around to season 2

anyways first peek at Orcs in Rings of powa


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Payne also confirmed that he and McKay already know how The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power will end. The co-showrunner revealed that Prime Video's licensing arrangement dictated that the series will run for 50 hours total, which allowed him and McKay to plan out the entire story up front, right down to the final shot of the final episode. "There are things in the first season that don't pay off until Season 5," Payne added.


10 hours/season, 5 seasons
 
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Animosity

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Pretty sure LOTR was the story we always wanted to see..
 
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Guurn

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I think I'll let the critical drinker take the hit on this one before I even consider watching even one minute of it.
 
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Sanrith Descartes

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Just watched the teaser on Amazon. Holy Christ does this look awful. Not just the "diversity" but everyone they show looks like the starting acting yesterday. How can you possibly spend this much to get a product that looks this bad? I mean fuck, Jackson gave them a step by step roadmap for success.

#terribad
 
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Aychamo BanBan

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Just watched the teaser on Amazon. Holy Christ does this look awful. Not just the "diversity" but everyone they show looks like the starting acting yesterday. How can you possibly spend this much to get a product that looks this bad? I mean fuck, Jackson gave them a step by step roadmap for success.

#terribad

It looks like some fan made shit.
 

pysek

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yea im out on it. foh + reviewers only mode activated
This is me for every show that's premiered since '19. FOH and RedLetterMedia can deal with this shit.
 

Chukzombi

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"And last of all the mounting wave... took to its bosom Tar-Míriel the Queen, fairer than silver or ivory or pearls." — The Silmarillion, Akallabêth


lol
maybe they saw the name "tar" and assumed she wasnt white.
 
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Gavinmad

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maybe they saw the name "tar" and assumed she wasnt white.
She's not even a bad actress, I liked her (well hated her but you were supposed to hate her) as Amanda Waller in Arrow. This is some Fringilla Vigo level casting right here.
 

Chukzombi

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She's not even a bad actress, I liked her (well hated her but you were supposed to hate her) as Amanda Waller in Arrow. This is some Fringilla Vigo level casting right here.
i had to look that one up. never watched Witcher, that sucks pretty hard.