Rings of Power: Tolkien's Shambling Skinsuit

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Fogel

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I didn't know this was going to be the Hamilton version of LOTR, there was more darkies in that trailer than white people
 
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Locnar

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So is Ar-Pharazon going to be black as well? Seeing how that is supposed to be his first cousin...
 
Warpath

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Locnar said:
So is Ar-Pharazon going to be black as well? Seeing how that is supposed to be his first cousin...
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Gavinmad

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Locnar said:
So is Ar-Pharazon going to be black as well? Seeing how that is supposed to be his first cousin...
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Yall aren't thinking it through.

It will be a black woman desperately trying to save Numenor from an evil white male.
 
Locnar

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Warpath said:
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And since that whole family is directly descended from Elros, the TWIN brother of Elrond......... Are they going to go back and throw some blackface on Elrond in LOTR???

Jesus, what a shitshow.
 
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Locnar

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Gavinmad said:
Yall aren't thinking it through.

It will be a black woman desperately trying to save Numenor from an evil white male.
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But part of the whole evilness of this white man was he forced a marriage on his first cousin..... (who now I guess will be black as the ace of spades??)
 
Gavinmad

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Locnar said:
But part of the whole evilness of this white man was he forced a marriage on his first cousin..... (who now I guess will be black as the ace of spades??)
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A black guy can't be responsible for the fall of Numenor though.
 
Arative

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The more I see of this, the more I'm just noping the fuck out.
 
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jayrebb

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lol wat the cast is at least 50% black. Just comes across as tryhard divisive and political.
 
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Masakari

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i'd still watch if Omar is fucking up some elves
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At the rate clown world is accelerating, this will become a reality. Would probably be entertaining though hahahahahahahahaha.
 
jayrebb

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Masakari said:
At the rate clown world is accelerating, this will become a reality.
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Think it's a done deal right now. I figured it was like 20-30% black with some major black casting and race swaps. It just looks black for the sake of being black now after that latest teaser.

Too bad Michael K. Williams passed away earlier this year. This was his big shot. A billion dollar franchise.
 
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