Rings of Power: Tolkien's Shambling Skinsuit

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Hatorade

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man the leaked intro sequence is rough


God damn I hope that is real... That is some high school production level of jank. The director must have said, look whimsical and then eye bang the camera...
 
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pysek

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lol. lmao.
 
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Daidraco

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I feel like more than half of you arent even paying attention to the names of the characters in that "intro" and taking it as a legitimate video, lol.
 
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Ossoi

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I feel like more than half of you arent even paying attention to the names of the characters in that "intro" and taking it as a legitimate video, lol.

The video is just as bad.

I don't think it's intro or end credit footage. Probably put together for some early promo footage, or internal video
 

Big Phoenix

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I feel like more than half of you arent even paying attention to the names of the characters in that "intro" and taking it as a legitimate video, lol.
Im pretty sure everyone sees thats an edit. Just wondering if the video aspect is actually the intro to the show or some pr material.
 
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spronk

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the source video was a pr video released only inside comic con although i don't know the context, but it was just the character faces against black backgrounds so pretty damn weird.

as usual people have taken it and turned it into 80s style sitcom intros, action movie intros, etc
 

Chukzombi

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I can't stop watching it. What the fuck!? Where is that footage from!?

I can't get over Galadriel as a "strong woman" warrior either, she's a 5000 year old sorceress and the oldest elf still alive.
she's a melee sorceress. you know those ones in EQ who always ended up with no mana and getting rezzed every 5 minutes. but you should have seen her proccing those 24 point DDs.
 
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spronk

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The original trilogy is on amazon prime now, i assume the extended editions

 
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pysek

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The original trilogy is on amazon prime now, i assume the extended editions


Seems like one of the best ways to stick up Bezo's ass is for everyone, and I mean everyone, who might otherwise watch Cope and Dilate of Power watch Jackson's versions instead.

The LOTR metrics go through the roof, showing everyone the audience is well out there, but everyone rejects that abortion that shits on a man's lifelong legacy.

Unlikely to happen but seems fitting, especially on the anniversary of the Professor's death.
 
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TJT

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I now like to think that the Hobbits ethnically cleansed the jogger hardfoots.
 
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Gavinmad

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Is that the same actress that took over Naevia in Spartacus?

Holy shit it is.... there wasn't a character I wanted to die more than that cunt.
She was also Amanda Waller in the Arrowverse and did a great job making you hate her, seems like she has a gift in that direction.