Rings of Power: Tolkien's Shambling Skinsuit

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Grizzlebeard

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My main problem with this guy's critique of costumes is what he is wearing. It's like a 400lb woman giving dieting tips.

After having spent a weekend camping out in Kansas surrounded by Dagorhir people I can't take anyone who looks like that guy seriously.
 

Chukzombi

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rofl the retarded faggots acting in this are very butthurt;


fans have been shitting on them for 5 months. they probably think we are all monsters. the ringleader seems to be that "first female dwarf of color". that bitch seems like she was insufferable to work with and the main reason why everyone hates this show the most. without her, the show just seems a little shitty, but maybe watchable. with her in this, it becomes an obnoxious insult to fans and Tolkien.
 

spronk

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youtube commentors are having fun, from the latest amazon trailer

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Masakari

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Homeless looking elves? Wouldn't be surprised if during the series, the line "We own nothing, and we're happy" gets repeated.

 
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jayrebb

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not a good sign-- all the black actresses are iced out adorned in gold and jewels, while the white elves look like street trash.

rangs of power is right
 
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Goatface

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Amazon Prime Video announced today that two episodes of The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power will premiere on Sept. 1 and 2 (depending on time zone). The rest of the episodes will follow a weekly, single-episode rollout.

The episodes will launch at the same time around the world, so that all fans can experience them simultaneously. The finale of the eight-episode first season will air on Oct. 14.

Here’s how the premiere will rollout worldwide:

6 p.m. PDT — Thursday, September 1
9 p.m. EDT — Thursday, September 1
10 p.m. Brazil — Thursday, September 1
2 a.m. UK — Friday, September 2
3 a.m. Central European Summer Time — Friday, September 2
5:30 a.m. India Standard Time — Friday, September 2
10 a.m. Japan Standard Time — Friday, September 2
11 a.m. Australia — Friday, September 2
1 p.m. New Zealand — Friday, September 2

Week Two Timings Through to Season Finale:
9 p.m. PDT — Thursdays
12 a.m. EDT — Fridays
1 a.m. Brazil — Fridays
5 a.m. UK — Fridays
6 a.m. CEST — Fridays
9:30 a.m. IST — Fridays
1 p.m. JST — Fridays
2 p.m. AU — Fridays
4 p.m. NZ — Fridays
 

MusicForFish

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Amazon Prime Video announced today that two episodes of The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power will premiere on Sept. 1 and 2 (depending on time zone). The rest of the episodes will follow a weekly, single-episode rollout.

The episodes will launch at the same time around the world, so that all fans can experience them simultaneously. The finale of the eight-episode first season will air on Oct. 14.

Here’s how the premiere will rollout worldwide:

6 p.m. PDT — Thursday, September 1
9 p.m. EDT — Thursday, September 1
10 p.m. Brazil — Thursday, September 1
2 a.m. UK — Friday, September 2
3 a.m. Central European Summer Time — Friday, September 2
5:30 a.m. India Standard Time — Friday, September 2
10 a.m. Japan Standard Time — Friday, September 2
11 a.m. Australia — Friday, September 2
1 p.m. New Zealand — Friday, September 2

Week Two Timings Through to Season Finale:
9 p.m. PDT — Thursdays
12 a.m. EDT — Fridays
1 a.m. Brazil — Fridays
5 a.m. UK — Fridays
6 a.m. CEST — Fridays
9:30 a.m. IST — Fridays
1 p.m. JST — Fridays
2 p.m. AU — Fridays
4 p.m. NZ — Fridays
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Chukzombi

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that Disparu guy made a very good point the other day. its no accident that they are shoving this landwhale in every interview when it looks like she's barely in the show. its the same thing they did with Reva in Kenobi. push the obnoxious black woman nobody likes so fans lose their shit, then attack the fans for being racists, so when the show sucks its not because the show sucks. its white supremacy to blame.
 
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Fucker

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that Disparu guy made a very good point the other day. its no accident that they are shoving this landwhale in every interview when it looks like she's barely in the show. its the same thing they did with Reva in Kenobi. push the obnoxious black woman nobody likes so fans lose their shit, then attack the fans for being racists, so when the show sucks its not because the show sucks. its white supremacy to blame.
I haven't been following this show at all. Have they booned out with it or something?

Black people whould write their own stories. I'd love to read Lord of tha Rangz.
 
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Chukzombi

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I haven't been following this show at all. Have they booned out with it or something?

Black people whould write their own stories. I'd love to read Lord of tha Rangz.
its probably a galadriel show if anything, game of thrones style pov of other characters who are boons who were never boons before. this is inspired by Tolkien. so yeah it could totally be Lord of the Rangz.
 

Gavinmad

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lmao you know that showrunner is omega buttmad when he tries to turn the Tolkien quotes back against the shows detractors.