What if you bang a Korean and she leaves a shitstain on your bed that has the consistency of chunky gravy? Does that make you a brown knight? Can I call you Radaghast the Brown? Dabamf the Poop Knight?
That's what these boards are for, mainly. To laugh your ass off at least twice a minute. Otherwise, you're missing the point
Because a ditch digger's shovel takes shitty pictures.Question, why do you need a photographer to get some shots done?
Because it's fuckin Christmas, that's what you do. Snow from your eyeballs, hot chocolate from your anus, fairly standard appreciation of the season.
But I'm really a nice girl...that makes me sad that you would hate me just out of the blue.
I assume is question is for me? I always said that I would never have the glamour portrait thing done, simply for the soul-raping cost of it all. Last year I had intensive spinal fusion surgery, and when I came out of hospital, I decided I was going to do something fun and neat to celebrate being alive. I put my name in a jar at a tattto expo, and won a free photoshoot and print package.Question, why do you need a photographer to get some shots done?
You look like my daughter's neighbor from two doors down, three doors up, and one door to the left...at least back in December of 2012 when I last visited her.
Well now we're going to need the duckface tramp shot just to balance out the studio shot, ain't we? Quack, quack, motherfuckers!
thank you for not posting nudes.Okay, here we go.
Me all spiffy:
Me not spiffy:
My sleepy and ticked off proof of life to shut up the mangina bastards (complete with Princess Leia ornament on a Christmas tree)
That snowball had better hit the intended target right in the face. Well, did it? This is the time to boast with some snowball marksmanship skillz man.Hate to derail from a GIRL POSTING ON THE INTERNET or tranny or mangina or whatever the fuck is going on, but here's me. I posted on old foh so might as well give RR blackmail material.
