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Up at 5am this morning to get the aromatics under the turkey. Noticed all my guests from dinner last night drank the incredibly expensive vodka I had saved for cocktails tonight. Motherfuckers.
 
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Frenzied Wombat said:
I gotta admit, you've got the persona down to a T. Screamfeeder Screamfeeder would be proud of this level of acting. This post is pretty much indistinguishable from about 100 other posts I've seen from middle aged white women on Facebook returning from an LGBT parade with their youngster. You just forgot "a danger to our democracy" at the end.
He still ain't wrong though.
 
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Just weighed it out. 2.3lbs of leftover turkey meat after all guests gone. Tine for some epic sandwiches.

With all the leftover bones, trimmed fat(soaked) and leftover gravy giblets, I will manage to just squeak out about 1.5 gallons of amazing stock to store.
 
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@Dom

I owe you a worf for your sanctity of thread comment.

If the conservatively biased, free speech hating mods and admin of this site hadn't seen fit to silence me and jail me as a political prisoner for the crime of Wrongthink, you would now be one Worf richer.
 
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Cooked. Entertained. Took family on a beach excursion, went to the science museum and played some good board games. Was a good time. You?
 
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Cooked. Entertained. Took family on a beach excursion, went to the science museum and played some good board games. Was a good time. You?
Sounds like a nice weekend. Ideal family holiday weekend.

Took Benadryl, slept all day. Doing a little better now.
 

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Sounds like a nice weekend. Ideal family holiday weekend.

Took Benadryl, slept all day. Doing a little better now.
Good shit my dude. I spent most of yestarday reading some really bad scripts and today doing wrote ups. Was fucking lame. Just wanted to lounge in bed playing games for the last few days.
 
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Good shit my dude. I spent most of yestarday reading some really bad scripts and today doing wrote ups. Was fucking lame. Just wanted to lounge in bed playing games for the last few days.
You don't really do porn do you?
 

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You won't get any specifics from me. Few people on here have tried to doxx me already so I'm a bit cagey about it.

Ironic since some people think I'd be a liability.
Nah wouldn't do that. Next time I'm in LA though can you take me to one of those fancy Hollywood parties with all the actors, women and cocaine? I assume it's like in the movies.
 
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