Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

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Mrs. Gravy

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This scares me a little...and here is TMI ...I am pretty good with my fingers.

Also TMI, I am considering dating pretty seriously...turns out there are a couple of guys who may meet criteria and who are demonstrating interest. (Treat me with respect, are funny, smart, kind...and are broad shouldered all sexy to me.)
 
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Julian The Apostate

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I always assumed it was tough to get a good angle with your own fingers
I think most women are rubbing the clit during masturbation but not sure.


Go for it Mrs. Gravy, I'm sure Mr. Gravy didnt want you to be alone for the rest of your life.You'll know when the time is right!
 
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iannis

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Get back on that horse.

And then tell us about it.

And type slowly when you do it.

Some of us are very needy and want to savor every letter.

Faggot.

seriously though. let a few of the guys buy you dinner. And if he's nice, and you're so inclined, gobble gobble. Not only is there nothing wrong with that, there is quite a bit right with it.
 
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radditsu

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This scares me a little...and here is TMI ...I am pretty good with my fingers.

Also TMI, I am considering dating pretty seriously...turns out there are a couple of guys who may meet criteria and who are demonstrating interest. (Treat me with respect, are funny, smart, kind...and are broad shouldered all sexy to me.)



I have no idea of your age or anything, but it only was around six months before my mom started taking gentleman callers. She hid it for awhile but I never really cared.


Anyway pm me your nudes blah blah blah you are a girl.
 
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radditsu

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Yeah but that is the good kind, father-daughter type.. not the other one... that is gross.



Ehh. I'm 33. Milf porn with big tittied sluts moaning hard about their sons...is fine. Whatever.


Its just about all Corey chase does now. And she is fantastic.
 

Mrs. Gravy

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:emoji_flushed:


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Close...25...damn near 26! (I am a youthful 51)

Oh and... sorry Radditsu, I have tiny boobs, granted, a tiny waist and ample bottom, but wee breasts.
 
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radditsu

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:emoji_flushed:


:emoji_grinning:

Close...25...damn near 26! (I am a youthful 51)

Oh and... sorry Radditsu, I have tiny boobs, granted, a tiny waist and ample bottom, but wee breasts.



Look don't get me started on how little that stuff matters. Dudes will pop whatever they can.


Get out there and grab em by the testicles!
 

iannis

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:emoji_flushed:


:emoji_grinning:

Close...25...damn near 26! (I am a youthful 51)

Oh and... sorry Radditsu, I have tiny boobs, granted, a tiny waist and ample bottom, but wee breasts.

Board is broken. I wanted to like this post 10 times, but it only let me do it once.

They're called piteats!
 
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radditsu

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Mother truckers I was trying but y'all ruining my flow.


I was in a movie that had Bob Costas in it goddamn it. I have a magic belt. I fought Robert Vaughn! David Cross was in blackface trying to ruin my reputation! I coulda got the nuuudes my damies!