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Bandwagon

Bandwagon

Kolohe
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Impatient farts and 3 close calls,
On the cusp of a shart and stinky balls,
double booked, it's *MY* tee time,
turkey's cooked, this bird is brined
 
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MusicForFish

MusicForFish

Ultra Maga Instinct
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This one hurts so much.
poop GIF
 
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Erronius

Erronius

<WoW Guild Officer>
<Gold Donor>
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Why is it that sometimes...not every time...I take a huge compacted dooker, it comes out with a 180 degree hook in the end?

Looks like a fecal shepherds crook, LOL

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Erronius

Erronius

<WoW Guild Officer>
<Gold Donor>
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Wait, no, NM, the last time I asked Izo something he basically told me not to be an Amerifat and to just...eat less food.

The horror. The HORROR...
 
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Izo

Izo

Tranny Chaser
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Cane = compacted up to the flexura. Constipation / overeating / too little anal massage. Recommend you get laxatives that focus on bowel movement, laxoberal drops + exercise + pegging.
Major dump = too much anal massage / constipation / overeating. Recommend you get laxatives that focus on softening, magnesiumhydroxide + exercise - pegging.
 
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Izo

Izo

Tranny Chaser
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Bandwagon said:
What about when every day alternates between organic peanut butter consistency or cambell's classic chunky stew consistency?
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Precisely constipation. Should be closer to a 4, regularly, on the bsc. Kuriin Kuriin had some good fiber recommendation, I forget the us brand.

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