Just wake up, go to the shower, peel your ass apart, scrape is off and smash it down the drain with your foot.Man, at least let Dr Izo give me a diagnosis first
Thanks. I hate this idea.Consider eating less.
So what you're saying is...you really had to force it?Just took a Folger
Dude we're pooping at the exact same time!Had some boiled eggs with breakfast. People can wear masks and social distance but it isn't going to save them.
Dude we're pooping at the exact same time!
Man, that gives me nostalgia. Nothing cleans the whole engine like an eggnog butt blaster.Man, I just had the most amazingly enjoyable splattery sauerkraut shit. It was like a baby vomiting up half a gallon of curdled breastmilk onto the surface of a calm, steaming lake at 6am. It took a 1/4 roll of toilet paper to dry off my entire ass-canyon because every hair was soaked in putrid bile. Now I'm dropping farts every 2-3 minutes that smell like a cross between pickled eggs and hobo breath.