Zapatta
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This, the mantra "wallet, keys, phone" should be a staple of anyone who likes to get a buzz on.
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This, the mantra "wallet, keys, phone" should be a staple of anyone who likes to get a buzz on.
Lanx
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left pocket - phone only
right pocket - mints, pen clipped to the side, spare phone battery
right mini pocket - change
left back - keys
right back - wallet
when i'm wearing dress pants, i go w/o change and take off my multitool to feel less bulky.
I have no idea how the new trend is for bitches to put their phone in their back pocket, that is like the worse idea, ever.
right pocket - mints, pen clipped to the side, spare phone battery
right mini pocket - change
left back - keys
right back - wallet
when i'm wearing dress pants, i go w/o change and take off my multitool to feel less bulky.
I have no idea how the new trend is for bitches to put their phone in their back pocket, that is like the worse idea, ever.
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ZyyzYzzy
RIP USA
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ZyyzYzzy
RIP USA
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Aldarion
Egg Nazi
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Its true. Carrying a special tool to open a beer bottle is like carrying a special tool to unhitch that first sheet of toilet paper thats stuck in place when you start a new roll.
Bottle opener? Its called "the nearest flat edge or straight object".
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ZyyzYzzy
RIP USA
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I'm not water trash and people I hang out with have nice furniture and outdoor fixtures and decks
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Aldarion
Egg Nazi
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I recently discovered neither of my grad students can open beer bottles without some highly specialized tool either. These are some educated and well traveled people who can write code and do complex molecular biological lab procedures. But beer bottles, that shits advanced topics.
I told them I was gonna add this to my standard list of interview questions, and I'm not sure I'm joking. "Here is a bottle. Open it using only the tools you see in front of you".
I told them I was gonna add this to my standard list of interview questions, and I'm not sure I'm joking. "Here is a bottle. Open it using only the tools you see in front of you".
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Joeboo
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I use the bottle opener more than 5 of the 7 keys on my ring. Only my car key and office key get used more(both almost daily). I enter my house via garage door opener, and I use the keys to my parents houses maybe once every half decade.
Every beer in my home is in a bottle that requires an opener. And its easier to find my keys than it is a bottle opener in the goddamn kitchen utensil drawer of doom.
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Porkchop
Mr. Poopybutthole
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Also, never trust valets and car wash guys. If you leave your house key on the chain, they have the key to the house that is most likely on your registration in the glove compartment.
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ZyyzYzzy
RIP USA
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Can't being a goddamn knife into one of my work sites to eat my lunch. It is an annoyance to me more than anything.The next question is how many of you carry a pocket knife? If you don't WTF? Were you raised by a single mom?
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GonzytheMage
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Porkchop
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