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Chysamere · Sep 19, 2016

Feeling out of place but currently using the blonde in the top left keychain, but it's getting a bit old

Need to upgrade to a Nekopara keychain.

Uber Uberest · Sep 19, 2016

Wedding ring to open bottles bros. Get a girl you like to chill with, marry her, and forever have a bottle opener and someone with a purse that carries your keys.

Ignatius · Sep 19, 2016

Eh, never been a knife guy. I concealed carry most of the time anyway.

I've tried that smart key thing Wombat mentioned and it was neat, but didn't hold up well for me. I'm using this right now, and it's pretty good for getting keys on/off quickly (nice for when you valet park): https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00AQ664H6/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o06_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Mrs. Gravy · Sep 19, 2016

I have four key rings, I carry three of them in my purse. One was G's Iike it so I use it. It has a house key with a Chiefs motif, his YMCA card, the Acadia key and his emergency med vial...so if I ever need Nitro, I am set. The other is a single key to my folks house on a bottle opening key chain...I am female and I like my teeth. Ring three - work keys, Ring four when I need - the other SUV keys with a house key on it too. In both cars I carry a flashlight, a multi tool and a corkscrew - because a girl should always have a corkscrew. I tried to open a bottle of wine with a screwdriver and a molly fastener one time - it did not go well then, after actually opening the wine that way, I strained it to get the shards of glass and cork out of it and then the wine was terrible and not worth the price of admission.

Also - Joeboo- my church-key opener is on my fridge it is magnetic. No more messy drawer worries.

trex · Sep 19, 2016

Zapatta said:
This, the mantra "wallet, keys, phone" should be a staple of anyone.

That's my mantra. I added babies to it a while back too. Never loose shit.

Joeboo said:
Every beer in my home is in a bottle that requires an opener. And its easier to find my keys than it is a bottle opener in the goddamn kitchen utensil drawer of doom.

Horseshit. Horse. Shit. I need names and pics of these "beers" so I can go get one and make a video of me opening it with my pinky toe.

I have 3 keys on my keychain and the fob that opens the buildings garage and let's us up to our floor. I am constantly losing it in the trench that is my diaper bag. I'm not sure why I can't find a designated pocket for it...it even has a clip on one side I just straight up don't use. I think I'm just not very smart.

Tyen keeps his two keys in the pocket of his wallet (meant for change) and his fob (shape of a credit card) in a credit card slot. I would show pics but I don't want Citten opening my front door. Here's the wallet though, I think it's a brilliant idea.

I don't understand why people put tons of keys on their key chains. If you're going to a place with vallet (come on, how often do you do that?) bring your vallet key. I say keep all keys in a designated place in your house and when you need one of the randos, go get it.

TrollfaceDeux · Sep 19, 2016

Chysamere said:
Feeling out of place but currently using the blonde in the top left keychain, but it's getting a bit old

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Need to upgrade to a Nekopara keychain.

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can you ship me some of those. holy shit.

OneOne · Sep 19, 2016

Zapatta said:
The next question is how many of you carry a pocket knife? If you don't WTF? Were you raised by a single mom?

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Boom. Get two birds stoned at once.

Wantonsoup95 · Sep 19, 2016

Wallet in front pocket? That's as fucking weird as wiping while standing up.

Phone left pocket, knife and keys in right, wallet back left. How the hell do some of you go around with that many keys?!

Zapatta · Sep 19, 2016

Aldarion said:
I recently discovered neither of my grad students can open beer bottles without some highly specialized tool either. These are some educated and well traveled people who can write code and do complex molecular biological lab procedures. But beer bottles, that shits advanced topics.

I told them I was gonna add this to my standard list of interview questions, and I'm not sure I'm joking. "Here is a bottle. Open it using only the tools you see in front of you".

Teach them this, tell them there will be a quiz later.

pharmakos · Sep 20, 2016

Adebisi said:
BUT HOW DO YOU OPEN YOUR BOTTLES?

With a Bic lighter

pharmakos · Sep 20, 2016

Did not read the rest of the thread before that reply. Opening bottles is ridiculously easy.

Adebisi · Sep 20, 2016

Who even smokes anymore?

trex · Sep 20, 2016

Adebisi said:
Who even smokes anymore?

Jelly of wherever you live.

Fucking everyone here.

ZyyzYzzy · Sep 20, 2016

trex said:
Jelly of wherever you live.

Fucking everyone here.

Hispters. Still worse than Nazis

trex · Sep 20, 2016

ZyyzYzzy said:
Hispters. Still worse than Nazis

A new form of Nazis. A type that pretends they enjoy eating gross food like quinoa and vegetables...and turn their nose up at you when you're in the mood for some McNuggets. Ride their bike in the middle of the fucking road and then complain how vulnerable bikers are. Go through your trash to remove recyclables. ...then smoke cancer sticks all over town and don't bring up the fact that the cigarette butt will end up in a fishes stomach one day.

God. They're always experts at things they learned about 20 min ago too. Don't get me started.

Oh they smell like shit. Wash your damn clothes and take a fucking shower! And buy some new shoes every once in a while!

Lanx · Sep 20, 2016

trex said:
A new form of Nazis. A type that pretends they enjoy eating gross food like quinoa and vegetables...and turn their nose up at you when you're in the mood for some McNuggets. Ride their bike in the middle of the fucking road and then complain how vulnerable bikers are. Go through your trash to remove recyclables. ...then smoke cancer sticks all over town and don't bring up the fact that the cigarette butt will end up in a fishes stomach one day.

God. They're always experts at things they learned about 20 min ago too. Don't get me started.

Oh they smell like shit. Wash your damn clothes and take a fucking shower! And buy some new shoes every once in a while!

That's not their clothes that smell, it's their diet

trex · Sep 20, 2016

Lanx said:
That's not their clothes that smell, it's their diet

I can often tell their clothes haven't been washed in ages. You know how you wear a cotton shirt and it kind of wears a little, then you wash and dry it and it's back to normal? Theirs are like hella worn.

Or when you wear jeans for a couple days and they stretch out a bit and get a little wrinkled behind the knees? Theirs are like all greasy and saggy and wrinkled.

pharmakos · Sep 20, 2016

Adebisi said:
Who even smokes anymore?

I don't smoke cigarettes but I often have my dugout/one-hitter with me.

Aldarion · Sep 20, 2016

trex said:
A type that pretends they enjoy eating gross food like quinoa and vegetables...and turn their nose up at you when you're in the mood for some McNuggets.

Seriously hate it when people wont admit to their guilty pleasures. Fuck that, everybody wants McDonalds or Taco Bell or Carls Jr sometimes. "Not me, it just makes me sick thinking about those little chickens in their cages. Havent you seen this documentary!?"

/stab

People who claim to never want fast food are right up there with people who claim to never masturbate.

Porkchop · Sep 20, 2016

trex said:
Jelly of wherever you live.

Fucking everyone here.

It seems like everything in so. cal is smoke free.

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