Snow White (2024)

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jayrebb

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Homsar

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I liked Beauty and the beast but prolly because my GF loved it. I've never cared to rewatch any of the live actions though
 

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Beauty and the beast had so many woke garbage - the gay upped to 14, even if you get past ethnic old century French people... somehow, at the end, NONE OF THEM seem to participate in the raid, because the townsfolk that go raid the castle are evil bad! All of that is purposeful, that is why it is bad. And just like the cartoon, Gaston is dumb, just take the triplets, much better choices and way better looking than "the most beautiful Belle"... mm... and the magic mirror, okay good device, but now its just instant transportation...or something.


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ehh, but whatever... the live actions remake should improve upon the animated ones right?

Cinderella fixed a lot of the pacing issues the original had, added only slight things to the story / presentation and gave an overall better film.

The others, not better... I kinda hope Moana actually improves things - Moana was a fairly good heroes journey and only missed true loss for the hero... if they add that in, and dont add woke gay sjw junk, I will be on board.
 

Animosity

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I can only imagine what dumb ass way they try to spin this nickname. “Her teeth were as white as snow”.
 

Homsar

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This movie is plagued but I'm not going to be shocked if it makes money, Xmas time frame would make sense but March?
 

Harshaw

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This movie is plagued but I'm not going to be shocked if it makes money, Xmas time frame would make sense but March?
The people that would boycott this were never the audience in the first place.
 
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Homsar

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The people that would boycott this were never the audience in the first place.
Please tell me who wants to see this movie? It's an easy pg movie to take kids to but it still looks uninteresting.

The main actress saying men are worthless really helps
 

Ossoi

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The people that would boycott this were never the audience in the first place.

The people that would boycott this would go and see it if they wanted to, just check the DP thread for proof
 
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Homsar

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Im not seeing the movie because it looks like shit. End of story
 
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JOESAN21

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Fuck this woke garbage. If Disney wanted to go woke they should have gone all the way. Now here is a movie worth seeing :

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Chukzombi

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Apologists aside, it looks like trash. There wasn't enough kids to make little nogmaid a hit last year and there won't be enough kids to go see this one next year. Even though I like Rachel Zegler as a piece of ass , it's just too stupid to have her be Snow White and then have her say. all this dumb shit about not needing a man and that her love interest in the movie is some kind of stalker. Just shut the fuck up and play your role. That's all you had to do. Nobody asked for your opinion and it only hurt you.
 
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Sylas

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The people that would boycott this were never the audience in the first place.
people who would boycott this movie: conservatives, families with young children

Audience for the movie: Woke childless blue hairs with 19 cats that hate men, angry lesbians.
 

Harshaw

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Please tell me who wants to see this movie? It's an easy pg movie to take kids to but it still looks uninteresting.

The main actress saying men are worthless really helps
Women and kids. Was this ever for any of us here? Am I surrounded by fags?
 

TomServo

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Women and kids. Was this ever for any of us here? Am I surrounded by fags?
No just a dumbass arguing a point you fucking know better on. Shitting on the majority demographic Is who will boycott it

Are you fucking ossoi?
 
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jayrebb

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Apologists aside, it looks like trash. There wasn't enough kids to make little nogmaid a hit last year and there won't be enough kids to go see this one next year. Even though I like Rachel Zegler as a piece of ass , it's just too stupid to have her be Snow White and then have her say. all this dumb shit about not needing a man and that her love interest in the movie is some kind of stalker. Just shut the fuck up and play your role. That's all you had to do. Nobody asked for your opinion and it only hurt you.

They did a pretty good job uglying up Gal Gadot (looks like some effect added to her jawline), but it's still unconvincing when the camera flips to Zegler.
 
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