Snow White (2024)

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Chris

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Chukzombi said:
It's literally what they're there for. Playing dwarves or some small furry creatures like ewoks. I mean it's really fucked up that those kinds of roles are all they get. Even that cocksucker, Dinklage was only playing short roles after he got famous. In Infinity War he played a large dwarf. And he's the last person Disney should listen to because Dinklage needs whatever role he can get. The Tattoo from Fantasy Island biopic was not exactly a blockbuster.
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Dwarves are appatently 0.004% of the population, so you'd expect them to get 0.004% of the roles which statistically Peter Dinklage and Warwick Davis probably satisfy.

So yeah it's a fucked up niche in entertainment they can exploit, nobody forces them to be actors and the attitude of society towards them has drastically improved without banning them from dwarf roles.

Peter Dinklage is just an asshole and he has zero range as an actor. Warwick Davis is much better than him.
 
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Chukzombi

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Chris said:
Dwarves are appatently 0.004% of the population, so you'd expect them to get 0.004% of the roles which statistically Peter Dinklage and Warwick Davis probably satisfy.

So yeah it's a fucked up niche in entertainment they can exploit, nobody forces them to be actors and the attitude of society towards them has drastically improved without banning them from dwarf roles.

Peter Dinklage is just an asshole and he has zero range as an actor. Warwick Davis is much better than him.
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The attitude towards dwarves hasn't improved that much. Chicks hate short guys and a dwarf isn't even on their radar. Dwarf chicks have it easier cuz there is always some weirdo who gets off on those tiny dwarf bodies and limbs, but no guy of normal height is gonna wanna be seen with a 3 foot tall woman. I like short girls, But under 5 feet is beyond my limit. People are just are just more compassionate to disabled people these days and that's what dwarves are. You feel bad they're so short, but that's as far as it goes. Nobody is gonna hire one to build a house or fix your plumbing.
 
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Chukzombi said:
The attitude towards dwarves hasn't improved that much. Chicks hate short guys and a dwarf isn't even on their radar. Dwarf chicks have it easier cuz there is always some weirdo who gets off on those tiny dwarf bodies and limbs, but no guy of normal height is gonna wanna be seen with a 3 foot tall woman. I like short girls, But under 5 feet is beyond my limit. People are just are just more compassionate to disabled people these days and that's what dwarves are. You feel bad they're so short, but that's as far as it goes. Nobody is gonna hire one to build a house or fix your plumbing.
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Boo to you sir, boo to you


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Chris

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Chukzombi said:
The attitude towards dwarves hasn't improved that much. Chicks hate short guys and a dwarf isn't even on their radar. Dwarf chicks have it easier cuz there is always some weirdo who gets off on those tiny dwarf bodies and limbs, but no guy of normal height is gonna wanna be seen with a 3 foot tall woman. I like short girls, But under 5 feet is beyond my limit. People are just are just more compassionate to disabled people these days and that's what dwarves are. You feel bad they're so short, but that's as far as it goes. Nobody is gonna hire one to build a house or fix your plumbing.
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Yeah I meant the disability compassion stuff, not the short man dating stuff.

Dwarves can always date other dwarves. You are probably better off being a 4' dwarf than a 5' regular guy to gain access to disability spaces and dwarf women. I say probably, can't say I've thought this through!
 
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Chukzombi

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I think the gimmick with midget wrestling was that a normal or big person would take on like 3 or 5 midgets at one time. It's kinda sad to watch an all midget wrestling organization. Btw don't watch midget porn. It's really weird. Like watching somebody lick feet.
 
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Chukzombi said:
I think the gimmick with midget wrestling was that a normal or big person would take on like 3 or 5 midgets at one time. It's kinda sad to watch an all midget wrestling organization. Btw don't watch midget porn. It's really weird. Like watching somebody lick feet.
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Nah that's dwarf tossing. Used to be a thing too. WWE had midgets back in the day. Before they started with all the naked women who can't even wrestle. At least the dwarfs tried. Some of them got messed up too.
 
Chukzombi

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Bald Brah said:
Nah that's dwarf tossing. Used to be a thing too. WWE had midgets back in the day. Before they started with all the naked women who can't even wrestle. At least the dwarfs tried. Some of them got messed up too.
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Dwarves try their little hearts out to do anything. But it's all subpar cuz you're getting one third of a person.
 
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Brad Williams is pretty funny. I know he was pissed at Dinklage at the whole Snow White thing.




funny skit


 
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lol saw this on my feed. I have no doubt that Zegler is jelly of Gadot and hates her cuz she is Jewish.

 
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Chukzombi

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Harshaw said:
lol saw this on my feed. I have no doubt that Zegler is jelly of Gadot and hates her cuz she is Jewish.

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bitch puts Free Palestine on her twitter and knows that shit is gonna get back to her costar in SW. she's doing this intentionally. which is unbelievably fucking stupid. does she not know who runs Hollywood? its not the palestinians, you stupid whore. she's trying so hard to be edgy and its only going to get her blacklisted. she doesnt have a good box office track record either. at 23 she needs to show she is worth casting for roles. this isnt going to do that.
 
Chris

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Harshaw said:
lol saw this on my feed. I have no doubt that Zegler is jelly of Gadot and hates her cuz she is Jewish.

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I like how the random YouTuber is more attractive than Zegler and would have been a more credible Snow White.
 
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So apparently people are noticing some odd flaws in the animation, like this scene where sunlight seems to come from every direction and the shadows are wonky.

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I hope not, i hope this is a phoned in “we have to release it” pile of garbage that is swept under a rug before the end of the first showing
 
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