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jayrebb

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lmao a few more years and it'll be a decade of "next big thing" with insert random director here.

Every director is getting a Star Wars movie.
 

Bald Brah

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Yea man famed Star Wars defender....Me! Cause I like Andor and think Skeleton Crew worked for its intended audience not boomer Chuck. I haven't even seen Acolyte, Obi Won, Boba Fett, Ashoka, Mando past S2 or the third movie cause I dont watch shit if I think it looks bad, I watch shit that I think may be good.

How about you fuck off being a salty cunt for making yourself watch shit you hate just to dunk on it lol. Oh no I called Star Wars Theory a retard, cause HES A FUCKING RETARD. Dude hates Star Wars! Great! I mostly do too but I dont make up shit or have my entire persona wrapped in it lol.

How can you hate star wars theory, he seems like a very reasonable level headed dude. You on the other hand...
 
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How can you hate star wars theory, he seems like a very reasonable level headed dude. You on the other hand...
The subset of Anti SW/Marvel grifters are just as bad as the LGBT/DEI grifters. I prefer not to watch either. It's all outrage bait and these people probably don't give a fuck outside of their channels. What they do gets the views and money. I would rather watch random "reactors" who at least seem to be the most impartial when it comes to movies and shit.
 
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Getting towards Zeroh territory covering all those "movies".

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Gavinmad

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It's all outrage bait and these people probably don't give a fuck outside of their channels.
Have you ever actually looked at his channel? The dude doesn't hate Star Wars, he fucking loves it. The fact that he loves it so much is why he's so negative about what the KKK has done to Star Wars, but his channel is more than just negativity about nu-Star Wars. Watch his reaction to the Mandalorian S2 finale, watch how excited he is when he unboxes a thousand dollar lightsaber, etc. He may be some mega autistic nerd that's easy to dislike but he's a super fan and probably the closest you'll come to authenticity when it comes to Star Wars channels on YT.

Dude hates Andor lol
So just making shit up then? Cause dude didn't hate Andor, just didn't really like it. He seems aware of the fact that he's holding it to an unfair standard due to it being Star Wars because he flat out says he'd probably rate it 10/10 if it was just random genre show rather than being Star Wars. Dude definitely puts the IP on a pedestal but nobody is perfect. I feel like having a couple opinions I disagree with makes him more believable than if he just went along with the consensus on everything.
 

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No Kyle Katarn and/or Dash Rendar movies/show= this IP is still gay and nothing will save it. The idea to completely axe Legends as canon was the worst thing they ever did to the IP. They had centuries of lore to work with and 100s of characters to introduce. Imagine if Marvel was like "nah we're only doing Spiderman stuff". Completely bat shit retarded.

Also tired of Jedi. Ever since the prequels jedis and/or "the force" are everywhere and it cheapens the star wars feel. The only good thing to come out of star wars since the new trilogy was non force shit.
 
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No Kyle Katarn and/or Dash Rendar movies/show= this IP is still gay and nothing will save it. The idea to completely axe Legends as canon was the worst thing they ever did to the IP. They had centuries of lore to work with and 100s of characters to introduce. Imagine if Marvel was like "nah we're only doing Spiderman stuff". Completely bat shit retarded.

Also tired of Jedi. Ever since the prequels jedis and/or "the force" are everywhere and it cheapens the star wars feel. The only good thing to come out of star wars since the new trilogy was non force shit.
A lot of the eu was completely tarded. Sure some of it was decent, but I don’t object to the idea of them not wanting to sort through the mess.

The problem was the slop they made to replace it was equally tarded as the worst of the eu.
 
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A lot of the eu was completely tarded. Sure some of it was decent, but I don’t object to the idea of them not wanting to sort through the mess.

The problem was the slop they made to replace it was equally tarded as the worst of the eu.
Yes almost 90% of the the EU shit was retarded, just like 90% of marvel comics were fucking retarded too. Didn't mean you couldn't build something like they did their initial run before fucking butts and throwing up gender like gang signs was a thing.
 
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Yes almost 90% of the the EU shit was retarded, just like 90% of marvel comics were fucking retarded too. Didn't mean you couldn't build something like they did their initial run before fucking butts and throwing up gender like gang signs was a thing.
I know i was hoping for a selonian sex scene. Damn you Disney for taking the best of the EU away.
 

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No Kyle Katarn and/or Dash Rendar movies/show= this IP is still gay and nothing will save it. The idea to completely axe Legends as canon was the worst thing they ever did to the IP. They had centuries of lore to work with and 100s of characters to introduce. Imagine if Marvel was like "nah we're only doing Spiderman stuff". Completely bat shit retarded.

Also tired of Jedi. Ever since the prequels jedis and/or "the force" are everywhere and it cheapens the star wars feel. The only good thing to come out of star wars since the new trilogy was non force shit.

Filoni expressed very little interest in Dash Rendar. He had completely forgotten about the character when questioned on it. He didn't say 100% no-- but he also isn't interested at all.

Probably for the best, as a male protagonist is dead in the water at Lucas Film. Rendar would have been a good pivot away from "force bullshit" that Disney keeps piling on. They really beat the force to death. George started it, but Disney went full retard with it instead of reining it back in.
 
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Filoni expressed very little interest in Dash Rendar. He had completely forgotten about the character when questioned on it. He didn't say 100% no-- but he also isn't interested at all.

Probably for the best, as a male protagonist is dead in the water at Lucas Film. Rendar would have been a good pivot away from "force bullshit" that Disney keeps piling on. They really beat the force to death. George started it, but Disney went full retard with it instead of reining it back in.
My immense disappointment when Katarn wasn't in rogue one was immeasurable. I still had hope they could introduce him to be the new primary Jedi along with Ray to rebuild the order since obviously Mark Hamill wasn't gonna be that guy. Such a shame, any die hard star wars fan would have done a better job then Kennedy. I forget sometimes just how much I fucking loved this IP.
 
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Yes almost 90% of the the EU shit was retarded, just like 90% of marvel comics were fucking retarded too. Didn't mean you couldn't build something like they did their initial run before fucking butts and throwing up gender like gang signs was a thing.
less than 5%, and they kept probably the most retarded bit of it with the mortis gods. Then they went and made episodes 7, 8, and 9 which were arguably worse than anything in the EU.
 

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they kept probably the most retarded bit of it with the mortis gods
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When it was just Clone Wars you could just handwave it away as being one of the several story arcs that 'we dont talk about' from that show. Then Filoni directly referenced them again in Rebels along with making god damn time travel canon as well. I wouldn't be surprised if time travel had already existed somewhere in the EU but if it did it was at least obscure enough that I couldn't tell you about it without having to look it up first. Having it be one of the biggest plot points in Rebels is just awful.
 
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less than 5%, and they kept probably the most retarded bit of it with the mortis gods. Then they went and made episodes 7, 8, and 9 which were arguably worse than anything in the EU.

George's theatrical take on the gods would have been better than what we got. Unfortunately Disney discarded his sequel trilogy in favor of a sequel trilogy that's not even a trilogy. 7,8.9 are each separate stand alone fan fiction abominations. Would have at least got something that could cohesively be recognized as a trilogy if they honored the handshake agreement.
 
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George's theatrical take on the gods would have been better than what we got. Unfortunately Disney discarded his sequel trilogy in favor of a sequel trilogy that's not even a trilogy. 7,8.9 are each separate stand alone fan fiction abominations. Would have at least got something that could cohesively be recognized as a trilogy if they honored the handshake agreement.

7 and 9 were poorly written fan fiction but at least they tried to give the fans some sort of coherent story.

8 I don't know what that even was. Nothing made sense, the whole movie just seemed to want to insult your intelligence in any way possible. Fan fiction? It was fan thought crime. Trying to destroy any sort of nostalgia or empathy with the characters. How was that story ever green lit? For what purpose?
 
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7 and 9 were poorly written fan fiction but at least they tried to give the fans some sort of coherent story.

8 I don't know what that even was. Nothing made sense, the whole movie just seemed to want to insult your intelligence in any way possible. Fan fiction? It was fan thought crime. Trying to destroy any sort of nostalgia or empathy with the characters. How was that story ever green lit? For what purpose?
Get your expectation subverted toxic fanbro.
 
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I wouldn't be surprised if time travel had already existed somewhere in the EU but if it did it was at least obscure enough that I couldn't tell you about it without having to look it up first.
There was one thing in the yuzhong vong books. Can't remember what they called it. Time walking? Han and leahs son Anakin was able to do it just before he flamed out and died. Then someone else learned to do it. I cannot recall if they were able to interact or just observe.

Did they do that on rebels too?
 

Gavinmad

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Did they do that on rebels too?
Fuck no it was completely absurd. Basically a little pocket dimension with a bunch of portals to different points in time and Ezra uses it to save Ahsoka from being killed by Vader back during the season 2 finale.