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Mist

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lol, Luke didnt get the climax of anything, he faked out Kylo so he would throw a tantrum, to buy time for Rey to actually save the day. he wasnt even there, he literally phoned in that scene. then he immediately dies and his body poofs. he has no redemption arc because he never got to actually do anything. his whole ending moment which you think was the climax was him going I TROLL YOU!. you cant get any more angry internet retard than that. your besty, Rose and Finn had a more impactful scene at the "climax" than Luke did.
What're you talking about? Literally nothing Rose and Finn did had any effect on anything. You could delete them both from the movie and nothing would change.

Meanwhile... trolling is a very effective strategy against rageface retards. Trust me, I know.
 
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Juvarisx

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The biggest crime of TLJ was turning Finn into a joke, they could have made him so cool
 
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Malakriss

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The original script had Finn + Poe go on the journey, KK was responsible for the entire creation and swapping of Rose into that arc. Which was entirely useless and sidelined Poe to be extra useless since he wasn't supposed to be left behind. Then they all died except for named cast + a dozen randoms and CELEBRATED on the Falcon.
 
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Mist

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The original script had Finn + Poe go on the journey, KK was responsible for the entire creation and swapping of Rose into that arc. Which was entirely useless and sidelined Poe to be extra useless since he wasn't supposed to be left behind. Then they all died except for named cast + a dozen randoms and CELEBRATED on the Falcon.
That whole fucking casino planet arc was just stupid and didn't belong in this movie at all.
 
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Gamma Rays

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Out of boredom last night I re-watched Plinkett's review of Last Jedi.

And then come here and find it a hot topic of conversation.

Oh and Mist: You're retarded!!
 
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Chukzombi

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Out of boredom last night I re-watched Plinkett's review of Last Jedi.

And then come here and find it a hot topic of conversation.

Oh and Mist: You're retarded!!
i wanted to link the "bitch, are you for real?!" clip, but Mist wouldnt get the reference and think i was just calling her names.

Mist Mist click the link its already at the spot i referenced. you'll like this.

 
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Ossoi

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It's not "random." It's where the original, foundational texts of the jedi religion are stored, which would make sense as all of the archives were destroyed. I get the impression he went there thinking he was going to learn some deeper truth about the force from the texts, maybe something about his failures as a teacher, and ultimately found no answers in them. Yoda even says "Page-turners they were not" as if to say they didn't hold a lot of deeper value. This is all stuff they could have fixed with like 5-10 more minutes of dialogue, either between Luke and Rey or another earlier scene between Luke and Yoda, or more flashback, or something. A little bit more development would have made Luke a lot more sympathetic.

Quoting Rian Johnson logic isn't a compelling argument
 
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Mist

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Yeah the part with Rose slamming her sandspeeder thing into Finn's is where I totally fucking lost it. The movie was tolerable, and even quite good in a few parts, up until that point, and then it was just so fucking stupid that I couldn't imagine how anyone thought that scene, or any of the chain of totally unnecessary events that led up to that scene, were worth putting in this movie or any movie.
 
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Yeah the part with Rose slamming her sandspeeder thing into Finn's is where I totally fucking lost it. The movie was tolerable, and even quite good in a few parts, up until that point, and then it was just so fucking stupid that I couldn't imagine how anyone thought that scene, or any of the chain of totally unnecessary events that led up to that scene, were worth putting in this movie or any movie.

There was a lot of stupid shit happened in TLJ. But I could almost forgive all of it if Rey had taken Kylo's hand, joined teams, and agreed to let all old things die.
 
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There was a lot of stupid shit happened in TLJ. But I could almost forgive all of it if Rey had taken Kylo's hand, joined teams, and agreed to let all old things die.
Yeah in a movie about subverting expectations and killing old Star Wars, they successfully set up a moment which would do both in a satisfying way and send Episode 9 hype into orbit...

..and they immediately backed off and did the safe cliche ending. What the fuck?
 
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What I find funny about TLJ is that one of its few memorable (not necessarily in a good way) moments is the "Holdo maneuver" where she launches her capital ship at lightspeed through the Supremacy and wrecks it... and then they totally undermine it with the next movie by saying it was a one in a million shot..

So wait, if Holdo was doing it and it had only one in a million chance of happening, isn't it pretty obvious she was just trying to run away and accidently won the reverse lottery by bumping into Snoke's ship?

God those movies are dumb.
 
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Mist

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What I find funny about TLJ is that one of its few memorable (not necessarily in a good way) moments is the "Holdo maneuver" where she launches her capital ship at lightspeed through the Supremacy and wrecks it... and then they totally undermine it with the next movie by saying it was a one in a million shot..

So wait, if Holdo was doing it and it had only one in a million chance of happening, isn't it pretty obvious she was just trying to run away and accidently won the reverse lottery by bumping into Snoke's ship?

God those movies are dumb.
That part at least made up for being semi-canon breaking by looking really fucking cool. It sorta makes sense that it worked because the chase had drawn the First Order fleet into a formation that allowed the sacrifice of one resistance capital ship to take out a significant number of enemy capital ships and that their fire had been drawn away to the fleeing transports, allowing the cruiser to get into a position to make a suicide jump to hyperspace. It's one of those things that almost makes sense if you don't really think about it, which is pretty consistent as far as Star Wars goes anyway, where almost nothing makes any fucking sense if you think about it for more than it takes to get to the next scene.

If Holdo hadn't been horribly miscast, the scene would have been a lot more memorable. It was also just another scene where they get to show Hux being the most fucking incompetent general in the history of Star Wars badguys which is really fucking saying something.
 
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What I find funny about TLJ is that one of its few memorable (not necessarily in a good way) moments is the "Holdo maneuver" where she launches her capital ship at lightspeed through the Supremacy and wrecks it... and then they totally undermine it with the next movie by saying it was a one in a million shot..

So wait, if Holdo was doing it and it had only one in a million chance of happening, isn't it pretty obvious she was just trying to run away and accidently won the reverse lottery by bumping into Snoke's ship?

God those movies are dumb.
Beyond dumb. They managed to build a massive fleet of planet killers without anyone noticing!
 
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The movie tries too hard to "subvert your expectations!1!1!!23213!" and it gets a little old after the 10th time it does it, but that's better than Ep7 where absolutely no expectations are subverted.

No, it's not.

I don't know where the idea that subverting expectations is some magical fucking thing, but it's not.

Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad but it's never good just because it exists. In TLJ every example of it was complete garbage and would much rather watch trilogy as formulaic as ep7 than the dogshit that was TLJ
 
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The biggest crime of TLJ was turning Finn into a joke, they could have made him so cool
John Boyega is an astronomical faggot and Finn being turned into a joke most likely assisted in harming his career. One of the few good things this abortion of a trilogy did.
 
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Juvarisx

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John Boyega is an astronomical faggot and Finn being turned into a joke most likely assisted in harming his career. One of the few good things this abortion of a trilogy did.

Neat I could give a fuck with who the actor is, turning Finn into a joke harmed the movies.
 
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That part at least made up for being semi-canon breaking by looking really fucking cool. It sorta makes sense that it worked because the chase had drawn the First Order fleet into a formation that allowed the sacrifice of one resistance capital ship to take out a significant number of enemy capital ships and that their fire had been drawn away to the fleeing transports, allowing the cruiser to get into a position to make a suicide jump to hyperspace. It's one of those things that almost makes sense if you don't really think about it, which is pretty consistent as far as Star Wars goes anyway, where almost nothing makes any fucking sense if you think about it for more than it takes to get to the next scene.

If Holdo hadn't been horribly miscast, the scene would have been a lot more memorable. It was also just another scene where they get to show Hux being the most fucking incompetent general in the history of Star Wars badguys which is really fucking saying something.
I'm not really replying to this post specifically, just that I agree with a lot of your sentiments on TLJ. A lot (basically everything) of what they tried didn't work, but I appreciate what the attempt was.

And while I totally agree with canto bight not really making any sense internally, I LOVED how they showed how much money people were making off the war and how they were basically just legal and celebrated arms dealers supplying both sides.

That's something that I would LOVE to see more of in the star wars universe... The good guys realizing that the bad guys aren't the ones shooting at them... THEY are the bad guys for instigating war... That was fundamentally the reason for the fall of the Jedi and the republic in the first place. In one movie you have mace windu saying Jedi are keepers of the peace, not soldiers, then literally the next movie the Jedi are all promoted to generals.
 
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Neat I could give a fuck with who the actor is, turning Finn into a joke harmed the movies.
Luke Skywalker Milk GIF by Star Wars
 
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Chukzombi

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John Boyega is an astronomical faggot and Finn being turned into a joke most likely assisted in harming his career. One of the few good things this abortion of a trilogy did.
just about everything they did harmed the movies, Mist has some good points, but she's being way too kind about the depths they dun goofed on TLJ. in reference to Finn, in TFA he had an arc, he started out as a squeamish coward, then he nutted up and took charge and it was even suggested he had some Force sensitivity. which i didnt think was awesome or bad, but it was an interesting arc and i was curious to see where it was headed. TLJ he was back to being a punkass bitch. following Rose around like a little poodle. there was no tension between them for any kind of romantic plot twist, he was just doing what she wanted and she insinuated herself in every scene. the one time he tried to nut up and do something heroic on his own toward the end, the bitch comes barrelling in and cockblocks him to make sure he stays a punkass bitch. it was an intentional thing. i still havent watched the last movie, but from the clips and trailer. it looks like he's back to simping for Rey and still never nuts up and just tells her he likes her. more punkassery. what he did to his own career is on him. he worked really hard to earn that "difficult to work with" curse and now he can enjoy it.
 

Chukzombi

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just about everything they did harmed the movies, Mist has some good points, but she's being way too kind about the depths they dun goofed on TLJ. in reference to Finn, in TFA he had an arc, he started out as a squeamish coward, then he nutted up and took charge and it was even suggested he had some Force sensitivity. which i didnt think was awesome or bad, but it was an interesting arc and i was curious to see where it was headed. TLJ he was back to being a punkass bitch. following Rose around like a little poodle. there was no tension between them for any kind of romantic plot twist, he was just doing what she wanted and she insinuated herself in every scene. the one time he tried to nut up and do something heroic on his own toward the end, the bitch comes barrelling in and cockblocks him to make sure he stays a punkass bitch. it was an intentional thing. i still havent watched the last movie, but from the clips and trailer. it looks like he's back to simping for Rey and still never nuts up and just tells her he likes her. more punkassery. what he did to his own career is on him. he worked really hard to earn that "difficult to work with" curse and now he can enjoy it.
lol I'm sure this decision was his to make. you cant fire me, i quit!
the star had previously declared he would agree to return to the Star Wars franchise “as long as it is Kathleen, J.J. [Abrams], and maybe someone else and the team, it's a no-brainer.” That seems to be no longer the case. Speaking in the SiriusXM’s Tell Me Everything With John Fugelsang podcast, Boyega said:

“At this point I’m cool off it. I’m good off it. I think Finn is at a good confirmation point where you can just enjoy him in other things, the games, the animation. But I feel like ‘[Episode] VII’ to ‘[Episode] IX’ was good for me.”
Boyega also spoke about his recent career, underlining how projects such Breaking and The Woman King helped him realize he can do much more than remain attached to the Star Wars franchise. As Boyega puts it:


“To be fair, [with] the allies that I’ve found within Joel Taylor and Jamie Foxx, Teyonah Parris, Viola Davis, all these people I’ve been working with… versatility is my path.”

Boyega also discussed the latest racist attacks in the Star Wars franchise, directed at Moses Ingram, who played an Inquisitor in the Obi-Wan Kenobi series. To him, the fact Lucasfilm came out in support of Ingram represents a positive change in the industry. As Boyega puts it:


“Moses Ingram being protected makes me feel protected. Do you understand what I’m saying? It makes me feel like, ‘Okay, cool. I am not the elephant in the room.’ Because when I started, it wasn’t really a conversation you could bring up. You know how they went through it. It was kind of like, let’s just be silent. It wasn’t a conversation you could bring up. But now to see how blatant it is, to see Ewan McGregor come and support… for me, [it] fulfills my time where I didn’t get the support.”

Boyega will be seen next when The Woman King hits theaters on September 16. Check out Boyega’s Tell Me Everything With John Fugelsang interview below.