Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

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khalid

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It starts here and only gets dumber.

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Yikes, well at least one of those posters I am not surprised about.


Anyway, yeah, as other people have been saying. This shit is going to destroy all box office records. Mentioned the trailer in both my classes this morning and the class basically broke out in cheers both times. These from people in the 20-30 year old brackets, who aren't steeped in the nostalgia nearly as much as my generation is. I talk about sci-fi movies quite a bit, and nothing I have mentioned before got remotely such a response.
 

Royal

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My brother in law said this this morning. He was born in 1991. Fucker.
After throwing the him the Han line you just need to point out to him that the first one ran for over a year, aYEAR, in theaters after it came out.
 

Neki

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I'm just looking forward to the X-Wing battles. So awesome.

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Brahma

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Got my tickets! 60 bucks is even approaching what I am willing to spend on the movies at this point.
 

Joeboo

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Hooray for living in a relatively small city that happens to be the corporate home to a major movie theater chain(AMC)...shitload of screens per capita.

Snagged my IMAX 3D tickets for 10pm on the 17th, looked like plenty were still available. I think there's 3 or 4 IMAX screens around town, although they're all the "little" IMAX screens, not the true IMAX, these are only 3-4x larger than a normal movie screen, not 10x larger or whatever.
 

Famm

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rip Han, you will be missed.
Its not Han, its Indiana Jones, time warped in from our galaxy to obtain a Jedi relic, cut down by Kylo for trying to steal Vader's mask from its place on the shrine. The bag of dirt Indy replaced the mask with wasn't the same weight after all.
 

Maul

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Seems weird having a black dude as the jedi saviour. They used sam l jackson already but fuck what is denzel doing?
 

Famm

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I could give a fuck if he's an Asian midget as long as the story and production are enjoyable. Plus he's British!
 

Jait

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It'd be the best troll ever to have Finn fall to the dark side. #blackjedilivesmatter
 

Famm

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Its fine, everyone's going to get their chance to go all SJW when they kill him off at the end...the old "black dude always gets killed" movie trope again!
 

rhinohelix

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Its not Han, its Indiana Jones, time warped in from our galaxy to obtain a Jedi relic, cut down by Kylo for trying to steal Vader's mask from its place on the shrine. The bag of dirt Indy replaced the mask with wasn't the same weight after all.
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