Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

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Its not Han, its Indiana Jones, time warped in from our galaxy to obtain a Jedi relic, cut down by Kylo for trying to steal Vader's mask from its place on the shrine. The bag of dirt Indy replaced the mask with wasn't the same weight after all.
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rhinohelix

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On second look it does look much like the bandoleer on the right with fur. He could just be hurt or unconscious though.

I can see them killing a new character, I'm really getting a vibe like this will be very dark. Huge battle over that forest world with lots of ground damage/carnage. Rey and Leia both crying. Seems like it might have an ESB tone. We can only hope.
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Bottom left of the frame is a leather-jacketed shoulder. the "lump" in the lower right is someone's (who's wearing a leather jacket) ear. The wisps of "fur" in the bottom right corner of the frame are actually gray hair with ground debris/snow on the back of the head. Not saying this person will be killed or not, but it ain't Chewy.

EDIT: I am also thinking today the First Order "Starkiller" base may not be the same kind of superweapon we are being lead to believe. Or at least certainly isn't being used like that in the trailer.
 

Foggy

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Bottom left of the frame is a leather-jacketed shoulder. the "lump" in the lower right is someone's (who's wearing a leather jacket) ear. The wisps of "fur" in the bottom right corner of the frame are actually gray hair with ground debris/snow on the back of the head. Not saying this person will be killed or not, but it ain't Chewy.
I don't know, that looks a lot like a chewie nose.
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could be his penis. She does have a pained look.
 

Cinge

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Man as much I don't want to bother with audience on release, not sure I can make it to the 2nd week(usually a lot more quiet) without being spoiled. I get the feeling no matter what game I am playing it will be splashed all over chat.
 

Kiroy

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Well fuck, we have a movie studio grill right near us and release flicks are perfect there cause they have huge ass seats so I won't have the mouth breathers dressed like a fat fucken luke skywalkers overflowing onto my arm, but my dumbass was camping Monday and their whole opening weekend is sold out. FUCK.
 

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Just bought tickets to see this at the IMAX in the air and space museum on opening weekend. Should be a fun time. But if they kill chewy i might go berserk and break something important.
 

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Take the previous single-day advanced sales box office record for IMAX screenings of any movie and multiply it by six. You still don't have the amount of money Star Wars: The Force Awakens has made in less than 24 hours of going on sale.

The new numbers coming in from IMAX state the film has already claimed $6.5 million worth of IMAX screenings in advanced tickets sales. The previous single-day advanced sales record for IMAX screenings was less than $1 million.
Star Wars: The Force Awakens Has Already Sold $6.5 Million In IMAX Tickets | Comicbook.com
 

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I was just planning on going to the first showing the next morning at a normal theatre but maybe I should go to a fancy pants theatre and pay big bucks to sit in a recliner. Fuck man, I haven't seen a movie in the theatres since Inception and I've never gone to any IMAX.
 

Kiroy

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I was just planning on going to the first showing the next morning at a normal theatre but maybe I should go to a fancy pants theatre and pay big bucks to sit in a recliner. Fuck man, I haven't seen a movie in the theatres since Inception and I've never gone to any IMAX.
Ever since a theatre grill opened near me i've never gone back to the regular theater. Huge seats, decent priced meals and booze at the ready, tickets are about on par price wise so if you can hold off on buying food (nearly impossible) you're sitting pretty.
 

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They are selling booze in American theaters now!? I remember the first film I saw in Europe was The Dark Knight and it was a $12 Hot Dog + Beer + Movie Ticket deal and it was the best time ever. It was in a nice big theater too.
 

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They are selling booze in American theaters now!? I remember the first film I saw in Europe was The Dark Knight and it was a $12 Hot Dog + Beer + Movie Ticket deal and it was the best time ever. It was in a nice big theater too.
What country was that. Uk theatres are even more of a rip off than us theatres

Here in Boston now all our theatres seem to be deluxe showcases it don't think there even is a normal non Indy theatre in the city anymore.
 

Kiroy

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They are selling booze in American theaters now!? I remember the first film I saw in Europe was The Dark Knight and it was a $12 Hot Dog + Beer + Movie Ticket deal and it was the best time ever. It was in a nice big theater too.
There's not to many of em but ya, it's a crazy experience. You have little buttons you can push at your seat, and like a little rotating table you can use like a tv tray. You push a button at any time and a server is there in 2 seconds to get you what you want. My first time going I was dubious that it was going to be distracting as fuck having people running around but it really isn't. They have a lot less total seats and big gaps between rows and the servers are trained to duck like champs. When you buy your tickets you do it online ahead of time and reserve your seats. It's really cool.

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Kedwyn

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Never been to a place like that. Looks more like a pimped out lecture hall for some massive class than a movie theater
 

Mahes

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Theater I got the tickets at remodeled for this kind of venue. It is kind of nice being able to get wings or a burger with a beer while watching a good movie. It does not have the IMAX screen but the screen is plenty large enough. I can always go back and watch the IMAX one later.
 

Blakkheim

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I would have no problem with the idea that Luke went down the dark side.He killed his fatherand in a way was trained by both sides. Obviously there would need to be something that pushed him that direction.
What? when did this happen?