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Yes, parsec is a measure of distance, but you lost me with the rest. They're speaking english and using all of our Earthican terms. But parsec is RIGHT FUCKING OUT unless Earth exists in SW universe?
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Yes. The maw was an area with a high concentration of black holes. He cut it down to 15 or 12 or whatever parsecs by skirting closer to the maw than anyone else was willing to go. Thing is, that's not so much a brag on the speed of the ship as it is a brag on his piloting ability or maybe the toughness of the ship.*adjusts glasses with fingers*
Well, you see, the Kessel run took place between several strong gravitational bodies (black holes or stars, I don't remember), so to make it in a shorter distance must mean that the Falcon had incredible speed to negate those gravitational forces.
Basically Interstellarz.
Hyperspeed isn't constant, some hyperdrives are faster than others.Ehh here is a nerd explaination: hyperspace speed is a constant and he found a lane that covers kessel space in that distance?
All i remember bout kessel is the shit pvp space zone in SWG.
But the real reason is lucas has always had dialogue issues.
Theoriginalcanon explanation (i.e. from the Star Wars script) was that Han was bullshitting to make himself and the Falcon sound better to Kenobi but Obi-Wan wasn't buying it.*adjusts glasses with fingers*
Well, you see, the Kessel run took place between several strong gravitational bodies (black holes or stars, I don't remember), so to make it in a shorter distance must mean that the Falcon had incredible speed to negate those gravitational forces.
Basically Interstellarz.
The EU explanation of distance makes no goddamn sense, in fact, the whole goddamn 'Kessel Run' makes no goddamn sense, because you wouldn't travel 18 parsecs (thats 54 light years) with your sublight engines and you can't negotiate a fucking asteroid field in hyperspace.In the revised fourth draft of A New Hope in 1976, the description for "Kessel Run" is put as follows:
"It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs!"
Ben reacts to Solo's stupid attempt to impress them with obvious misinformation.
So it implies that the puzzling speech of Han Solo is "misinformation" and not truth, and it has nothing to do with the nature of the Kessel Run in any respect. Han means nothing other than impressing Obi-Wan and Luke with pure boasting. Indeed, even in the final version of the script, the parentheses attached to Han's line state that he is "obviously lying."
But it's stupid because HE knows what it means. If he were trolling them, sure. But he's trying to get them to hire him. That revised draft explanation doesn't mean he's lying about using parsec vs the correct term. It implies that he's lying about having made the kessel run in that amount of time. The look obiwan gives him is the look of "no one can go that fast." Not "parsec is a measurement of distance, not time, you retard."He thinks he's trying to impress a couple of whatever the Tatooine equivalent of shitkickers are, though, not actual smugglers/pilots/etc.
Google it for lolz...Itzena is right.
The EU explanation of distance makes no goddamn sense, in fact, the whole goddamn 'Kessel Run' makes no goddamn sense, because you wouldn't travel 18 parsecs (thats 54 light years) with your sublight engines and you can't negotiate a fucking asteroid field in hyperspace.
The Kessel Run was one of the most heavily used smuggling routes in the Galactic Empire.[4] Han Solo claimed that his Millennium Falcon "made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs". A parsec is a unit of distance, not time. Solo was not referring directly to his ship's speed when he made this claim. Instead, he was referring to the shorter route he was able to travel by skirting the nearby Maw black hole cluster, thus making the run in under the standard distance. By moving closer to the black holes, Solo managed to cut the distance down to about 11.5 parsecs.[source?] The smuggler BoShek actually beat Solo's record in his ship, Infinity, but without cargo to weigh him down. A few months later, Han Solo beat both his own and BoShek's records in a run he made with Luke Skywalker.[3]
So, its totes really distance, by using a shorter route, thats dangerous. But, cargo weight "slows" you down... in space... hahahahahah.The smuggler BoShek actually beat Solo's record in his ship, Infinity, but without cargo to weigh him down
Yeah the EU explanation from Wookieepedia is what I was bitching about, but the part you're laughing about is, ironically, the only part of it that makes some sense. The weight of your cargo would have some impact on how close you could skirt the black holes in the maw when you were shortening your trip.So, its totes really distance, by using a shorter route, thats dangerous. But, cargo weight "slows" you down... in space... hahahahahah.
Are you implying that weight/mass doesn't matter at all in space? That one thruster of static size/power would work with the same effectiveness whether anchored to 1 ton or 1,000,000 tons?But, cargo weight "slows" you down... in space... hahahahahah.