Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

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Only way I'll get excited about 9 is if they entirely retcon 8 and redo it. It wouldn't even be that hard to make a better version.
 
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Only way I'd watch anything 9 related is RLM's review of it. DisneyLucasArtsWars isn't getting another dime of my money, or second of my time for "metrics."
 
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I am honestly curious what kind of black magic sorcery JJ is going to try and pull to get a coherent narrative out of the wreckage of TLJ. Rey and friends high-fiving and hugging in the Millennium Falcon after 95% of the Rebellion got killed was just the most hilarious ending to me.

I fully expect Thrawn to be completely ruined in 9 too.
 
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it'll be hard for them to find more classic characters to ruin and humiliate. Maybe Darth Vader will have secretly survived and is now going to be played by Andy Dick.
 
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it'll be hard for them to find more classic characters to ruin and humiliate. Maybe Darth Vader will have secretly survived and is now going to be played by Andy Dick.
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...that... might actually be an improvement.
 
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SJWs are melting down over this. Redlettermedia are the next "promlematic" crusade I guess.
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The number of TLJ ticket sales are "promlematic".

I'm watching the backlash in hopes someone calls RLM "alt-right" for criticizing the movie. I know they are itching to. I can feel the psychosis in these tweets.
 
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Am I the only one that would tap Daisy in her death star with my lightsaber?
The deepfake vid of her is lame :/
 
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Seananigans said:
Only way I'd watch anything 9 related is RLM's review of it. DisneyLucasArtsWars isn't getting another dime of my money, or second of my time for "metrics."
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The RLM review probably tripled the amount of TLJ footage I've seen.
 
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For those of us never buying on video and never seeing the extras the review showed more on-set clips and Making Of moments than we would otherwise care to. Cemented the fact they had no idea what the fuck they were doing.
 
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and holy shit that scene where Rose stops Finn from blowing up the giant laser, I swear to god I'd execute her for being a first order mole at that point.
 
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Usually good or even decent movies release their cut scenes and people clamor for more, or cuts that include the removed scenes etc.

Not tlj
 
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i still dont understand how flying into an uber laser that can destroy the rebel Fortress door didnt evaporate Finn instantly. this was brought up in the RLM review, but i forgot about how stupid that was.
 
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Malakriss

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Gavinmad said:
and holy shit that scene where Rose stops Finn from blowing up the giant laser, I swear to god I'd execute her for being a first order mole at that point.
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Yeah, I would have headshotted her immediately for sabotage. Han had the right idea.
 
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i still dont understand how flying into an uber laser that can destroy the rebel Fortress door didnt evaporate Finn instantly. this was brought up in the RLM review, but i forgot about how stupid that was.
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Not that Johnson had the slightest idea what he was doing, but from other sci-fi weapon fluff I've read you could claim that the initial lower power of the beam is what creates a path for the full power blast to travel along. Finn not getting shredded to pieces by the beam is barely even a blip on the list of stupid fucking things in this movie.
 
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Gavinmad said:
The RLM review probably tripled the amount of TLJ footage I've seen.
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I know people had a lot to say about Admiral Purple Hair but I was not prepared for just how patronizing her mannerisms, tone, and delivery actually were. This is the leader of the rebellion? How?
 
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Not that Johnson had the slightest idea what he was doing, but from other sci-fi weapon fluff I've read you could claim that the initial lower power of the beam is what creates a path for the full power blast to travel along. Finn not getting shredded to pieces by the beam is barely even a blip on the list of stupid fucking things in this movie.
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I assume they were going for the same thing as the Independence Day laser where it starts at a lower power and then builds up to the massive burst. Still would be smarter to fly just outside the beam and only swerve in at the last second.

Since we're nitpicking things to death.. how did Rose overtake Finn's ship for her to make the 90 degree turn and T-bone him from the side anyways?
 
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I know people had a lot to say about Admiral Purple Hair but I was not prepared for just how patronizing her mannerisms, tone, and delivery actually were. This is the leader of the rebellion? How?
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Thankfully she killed herself in creating a continuity destroying plothole.

Now only the ghost of Carrie Fisher can lead the remaining 15 rebellion members on their flagship. The 100 year old Millennium Falcon.
 
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I assume they were going for the same thing as the Independence Day laser where it starts at a lower power and then builds up to the massive burst. Still would be smarter to fly just outside the beam and only swerve in at the last second.

Since we're nitpicking things to death.. how did Rose overtake Finn's ship for her to make the 90 degree turn and T-bone him from the side anyways?
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Wait, she started out that scene behind him? Because when she crashes into him, I thought it looked like she was coming from slightly ahead of him.
 
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