Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

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Chris

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Araysar said:
"Half" = Russia is 6% Muslim
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Ancestry. They ruled the entire country at one point. You can be Orthodox and still have the Central Asian taint generations back.

I don't actually care about this btw, just parodying other posters who think Europe is lost to Muhammad.
 
Araysar

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Chris said:
Ancestry. They ruled the entire country at one point. You can be Orthodox and still have the Central Asian taint generations back.

I don't actually care about this btw, just parodying other posters who think Europe is lost to Muhammad.
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And yet Russia still has less Muslims per capita than Englandistan
 
sukik

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Instead of spending your precious holiday time watching this propped up corpse, here's a nice copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special you can enjoy.

 
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Sentagur

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Araysar said:
And yet Russia still has less Muslims per capita than Englandistan
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Dude stop arguing with racist anglos... I would love for slavs to be considered a minority. Imagine all the oppression bucks we could get!
 
Cybsled

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jayrebb said:
But with this new life force shit and resurrection-- its possible that also extends to Palpatine's backstory for this movie.
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Right, and it perfectly fits with his backstory from the prequels: He basically learned a secret skill to save people from death. Doesn't really explain why Rey would have the skill, though, unless it is some DNA encoded knowledge or w/e.
 
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Cybsled said:
Right, and it perfectly fits with his backstory from the prequels: He basically learned a secret skill to save people from death. Doesn't really explain why Rey would have the skill, though, unless it is some DNA encoded knowledge or w/e.
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Rey has a vagina
 
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Lanx

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Synj said:
You Russian motherfucker you! I’m half Chilean but I only claim that on job applications and financial aid.
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Wakandan, ain't no white guy in your entire life has ever said "this is Synj Synj my half chilean friend"

no they said

"this is Synj Synj , he's some sort of mexican"
 
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iannis

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Lanx is correct, they are all mexicans.

Just like anyone with an epicanthic fold is either Chinese or Japanese, depending on how angry they are.
 
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Lanx

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iannis said:
Lanx is correct, they are all mexicans.

Just like anyone with an epicanthic fold is either Chinese or Japanese, depending on how angry they are.
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i distinctly remember being 21, moving to VA and seeing so many white ppl, it was cool until this grandma looking bitch secretary that was still in the company, out of the blue, after a few months (i moved there in aug) said "Lanx, what race are you"?

i said "Chinese"

white granny said "oh ok, thats good then"

i said this happened a few months after i moved there, and i know the exact date she asked, it was Dec 7th

white ppl hold on to their racist shit. After i put this revelation together, i bought a $1 flag and stuck it on my door (it had that little knocker thing, so it made a good flag mount).
 
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Araysar

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So what are the chances this gets %90+ on rotten tomato’s as reviewed by critics? TLJ is at 91% and black panther is 97% so this will probably get a perfect 100% or at least the high nineties?
 
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