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Chukzombi

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Outside of this forum and random youtube vids from anti-sjw people I have seen shit about all this.
Disney Takes $1.4 Billion Coronavirus Hit, With Worse Ahead
 
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Disney Takes $1.4 Billion Coronavirus Hit, With Worse Ahead
Maybe they will finally start praying to their true God the All Mighty Dollar and start making movies that tell SJW to get fucked. They could do an R Rated Vader Movie of his early years where he not only kills everyone that dares look in his direction, but he also rapes Twi'leks with his Mechanical Hog and then rapes them again with his Light Saber. It would be the Highest Grossing Star Wars Movie Ever!
 
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Maybe they will finally start praying to their true God the All Mighty Dollar and start making movies that tell SJW to get fucked. They could do an R Rated Vader Movie of his early years where he not only kills everyone that dares look in his direction, but he also rapes Twi'leks with his Mechanical Hog and then rapes them again with his Light Saber. It would be the Highest Grossing Star Wars Movie Ever!

Or maybe depart from the princess cartoon movie formula that they've been wringing out for decades and decades.

Ha! Fat chance. Nothing will change at Disney.
 
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It was bad, but at least I am not as angry as I was after seeing VIII.
 
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Planning on watching this shit show known as RoTS tonight with the family. I have not seen it yet which means it is only the second Star Wars movie I did not see in the theater, the other being Episode IV. The reason I did not see IV in the theater is because I was not even one when it released. However, I did see the re-release in the theater so... 🤷‍♂️

I am going into it expecting it to be the biggest piece of shit ever made, so I figure it can only go up from there. My kids will probably like it and I can find some joy in that.

Part of being a dad is taking one for the team.
 
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So with 0 parks open, and 2 blockbusters paid for, but never released, they were still profitable. 90% less so, but taking in no money from their 2 biggest revenue sources, they still made money. And D+ has hit its 4 year subscription projections in 6 months. I'm pretty sure Disney is doing fine.
 
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I'm sure Disney is doing fine, but I'm willing to be that D+ subscription projection is heavily cooked. Everyone I know that has that service got it for free, for one year, with some other service they already paid for. Sure, a chunk of those lazy fucks will keep the subscription after a year. I'd really like to know where those 4 years came from.
 
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Chukzombi

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So with 0 parks open, and 2 blockbusters paid for, but never released, they were still profitable. 90% less so, but taking in no money from their 2 biggest revenue sources, they still made money. And D+ has hit its 4 year subscription projections in 6 months. I'm pretty sure Disney is doing fine.
those D+ sub numbers are highly suspect as many providers already include D+ in their packages. it also is a fact that Disney gets the profits from the theme parks to fund everything else and now those are gone too. with no parks and nothing big coming out any time soon Disney will be into the red by much bigger numbers next quarter. this isnt getting better and they are not "fine" whatever the fuck you think that word means.
 

jayrebb

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those D+ sub numbers are highly suspect as many providers already include D+ in their packages. it also is a fact that Disney gets the profits from the theme parks to fund everything else and now those are gone too. with no parks and nothing big coming out any time soon Disney will be into the red by much bigger numbers next quarter. this isnt getting better and they are not "fine" whatever the fuck you think that word means.

Correct. I can post promotional material toward that end. Anyone thumping Disney+ should think twice.

Verizon has it bundled free since Novemberish 2019. I could get an exact date on it.

"highly suspect" I mean that is putting it softly.... D+ is bundled with major top 3 cable providers now. It's a little more than suspect.

Anyone proffering D+ subscription numbers for why Disney is fine is ill-informed.
 
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jayrebb

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Little post-mortem we didn't cover here in the lead-up week to release.

Hayden's role sounded very Star Warsy. Timestamped full description.



Zeroh is a reliable source on the Lucas/JJ version of the movie (before Iger and Kennedy ordered reshoots)

Between this and other first cut of the movie leaks-- this movie sounded pretty badass at one point, to be honest.

They basically took out anything "Star Wars" that people might actually like, including vital identifiable franchise scenes involving exchange of power and confrontations with the past-- things that are traditionally Star Wars.

What fucking faggot is responsible for ruining this movie?
 

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Which Disney dicksucker is going to stand behind this creative decision to press delete on Star Wars plotlines and character development?
 
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