Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

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Chukzombi

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Armadon said:
Kylo was cool as hell until he took his helmet off. I wanted to like him but fuck they turned him into a whiney cunt. He could have been a great successor to Vader.
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see, it was stupid to make him wear a helmet at the beginning, i know why they did it, because they casted a dorkass manchild for the role instead of a scary looking man. he should have gotten fucked up by rey so he had to wear a helmet. HE HAD NO REASON to be wearing that helmet other than to butch himself up. it was very childish and so was his character.

Deathwing said:
What about when he took his shirt off? Did that make him cool again?
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no he was wearing his pants like an 80 yr old man up to his nips.
 
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Masakari

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Star Wars would gain a lot of redemption if they did a Dark Trilogy where no social justice occurs and it's just the Sith dominating the Jedi. I would like to see that. Maybe even have Kennedy star in one of the Episodes and get brutally murdered.
 
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ohkcrlho

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Chukzombi said:
somebody who worked on the trailer has started leaking images from the movie. disney is going apeshit trying to stop them all. youtube is taking down channels that even talk about it.
here is one. i will look for more
Kylo with his mom's light saber
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LOL so kylo will have his redemption ? Oh god....
 
ohkcrlho

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Chukzombi said:
another possible spoiler leak.

dont click unless you realize you are clicking a spoiler.

seriously, gavin will cry if you click a spoiler and not realize its a spoiler you are clicking.

Rey meets Palps 2.0
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some say this is a shoop so take this with a grain of salt.
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Seananigans

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Xadion said:
Ep 6:

Palpy: Hey Vader, bring me Luke so I can turn him to the dark side and we will warble gargle the ubiberse! hahahaha

Ep 9:

Palpy: Hey Kylo, bring me Rey so I can turn xer to the dark side and we will blargle harble the enshire gralaazazy!! hahahahaha
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Well now I really just want to hear Ian McDiarmid speak these lines in his Emp voice.
 
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TJT

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I really want to know how they get space horses onto a star destroyer. Fucking landspeeders would be more understandable.
 
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Fight

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Space horses on the deck of a star destroyer is every bit as cringe as Luke getting a milk mustache from an alien tiddy.

Star Wars is dead to me.
 
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Gavinmad

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Rude said:
So why did Snoke exist again?
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As a Palpatine replacement until Johnson decided to piss all over the franchise?

Keep in mind that on top of being a talentless hack, Abrams has to try and cobble together a movie from all the pieces that Rian Johnson stomped on in TLJ.
 
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Malakriss

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7 was a rehash of 4.
8 shit its pants.
9 is a rehash of 6 while shitting its pants.
Change my mind.
 
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TJT

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Seems the New Republican Navy AKA Resistance had a real strong recruitment drive after getting nearly wiped out by their own incompetence in TLJ.

Was it a, "Remember the Alamo!" Kind of thing?
 
Bondurant

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You guys need to figure Star Wars 7, 8 and 9 are produced by Disney, which means hardcore story excerpts, rigid as fuck narrative specifics and immutable character developments. Whether you are Rian "Looper" Johnson, JJ "lensflare" Abrams, or even Lawrence fucking Kasdan, there's little you can do on a creative level. This isn't art, it's franchised IP with execs calling the shots on every level. You're in until you're out. You don't have any leeway, creative or artistic.

It's really a "put your name" franchise business, like MCU. As a director you're merely a HR rep and I'm not even talking about the writers, who are as interchangeable as the flow goes. That's why Rogue One feels fresh while being an "oversight" production, giving too much freedom while the new Star Wars are textbook 40+' years old family nostalgia. Disney isn't Satan, but they're not just making movies, they're rabidly buying trademarks and milking franchises.
 
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