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Lanx

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anyone remember what kind of attorney kass was? maybe she just couldn't stand dealing with one more shitty police officer? maybe she just professionally couldn't let a low life cop take charge and be queen bee?

also look at sarah, first pondarosa
Survivor: Cagayan Video - Sarah Arrives At Ponderosa - CBS.com

she's just as unbearable, this thing is gonna stew in ponderosa for 20 days making the next axe'd players life even more horrible

also guess i missed it, but in this scene, liu kang is the only one smart enough to do yoga with the girls
Survivor: Cagayan Video - Secret Scene Sarah - CBS.com

fuck is liu kang working his game?
 

Adam12

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Who cares what she was going into the game? If you want to win, you can't make retarded decisions like she did last night. No excuse for that shit gameplay.
 

BrutulTM

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Who cares what she was going into the game? If you want to win, you can't make retarded decisions like she did last night. No excuse for that shit gameplay.
Yeah, it's understandable that someone like Sarah could get under your skin, but you can't blow up your whole game because of it.

BTW, has anyone other than Kass gone the 1-piece bathing suit route on survivor? It seems like somebody must have but every time I see her I'm like "oh yeah, that's what swimming suits used to look like".
 

Soygen

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That was obnoxious to watch. She's such an annoying person. I really feel bad for the people that actually have to work with her.
She's probably one of the less obnoxious people at her work. She's a cop after all.
 

Noodleface

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Yeah, it's understandable that someone like Sarah could get under your skin, but you can't blow up your whole game because of it.

BTW, has anyone other than Kass gone the 1-piece bathing suit route on survivor? It seems like somebody must have but every time I see her I'm like "oh yeah, that's what swimming suits used to look like".
Wasn't Cirie always rocking one? She was fat and ugly too
 

Adam12

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Yeah, it's understandable that someone like Sarah could get under your skin, but you can't blow up your whole game because of it.

BTW, has anyone other than Kass gone the 1-piece bathing suit route on survivor? It seems like somebody must have but every time I see her I'm like "oh yeah, that's what swimming suits used to look like".
Pretty much any woman over 40 who wasn't a trophy wife or horse impersonator. They're easy to forget about, though, and the only ones that come to mind are Cirie (probably because Noodleface just mentioned her) and Gillian from Gabon. She was almost 70, though.
 

Araxen

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I thought LJ playing his idol was a pretty retarded move. Let Tony burn his and keep your own ass safe again for another time. The dude had two idols and he blew his load and used both in the same night! Kass was a fucking idiot. Throwing away a very very good chance at a million dollars just because you can't get along with Sarah? Good lord... let her have her day in the sun and chop off her head later. You also add in the fact she was grilling Sarah over flipping and she does it herself. What a fucking cunt. If Spencer was a girl I think he would have physically punched her or at the very least smacked her aside the head.

Don't get me wrong it made for an interesting tribal but it was only because of some bad gameplay.
 

Fight

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I thought LJ playing his idol was a pretty retarded move. Let Tony burn his and keep your own ass safe again for another time. The dude had two idols and he blew his load and used both in the same night! Kass was a fucking idiot. Throwing away a very very good chance at a million dollars just because you can't get along with Sarah? Good lord... let her have her day in the sun and chop off her head later. You also add in the fact she was grilling Sarah over flipping and she does it herself. What a fucking cunt. If Spencer was a girl I think he would have physically punched her or at the very least smacked her aside the head.

Don't get me wrong it made for an interesting tribal but it was only because of some bad gameplay.
I almost think LJ playing his idol for Tony was as much about shoring up their core alliance to the end, as it was potentially saving him from the vote. Or, at least, you could argue that was the intended side benefit. Tony, Trish, LJ, Jefra, and Lui Kang seem pretty tight. I think they all want to play with each other to the end and it was LJ's way of saying "I'm all in".
 

Adam12

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To me it came off more as he thought that the vote was still going to fall against Tony so he figured that he better save him so that they would get the numbers. It was a bad play no matter how you look at it, though, for the exact reason that Araxen mentioned. He was safe, and he had a pocketed idol that no one knew about. Hold onto it and get yourself out of trouble down the road. It showed that neither LJ nor Tony had a good grasp on the situation. Just poor play overall, and had Kass been thinking clearly that would have been a major disaster for that entire alliance. Lose a number and two idols at the same time? Kass being a retard saved them, and unfortunately gave Trish the biggest move of the game so far.

All that said, it came out great for the viewers. We got an insane episode with an insane tribal and the whole game has been put on its head. I am actually happy that LJ and Tony are in a good spot right now, as they're my two favorites left (aside from Morgan's Left and Right).
 

Namon

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Kass has been a loose cannon almost all season. She really was the reason behind the first two votes offs with David and Garrett, because she flipped. Ironically, she was able to tolerate one of the most worthless people to play the game who screwed them over in so many ways, and yet flips on a girl who is just annoying. I can't help but think that Kass was promised a final four in lieu of Sarah by Tony and Mrs. Ed. If that is NOT the case, God help her clients as she is pants on head retarded.
 

Intrinsic

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I can't even concentrate when she's on the screen. I think she's definitely my "hottest" Survivor chick ever. I'm glad I don't watch Survivor with my girlfriend, because I know I'd comment on Morgan and just end up pissing my gf off.
This is the first season my wife has watched all the way through, she's seen an episode her and there with me but never really been invested. She was all about Tribal and couldn't stop trying to work moves out.

Anyways, funniest part was the crotch shot of Morgan at the challenge and she asks, 'So who does their bikini wax while they are on the island?' I was proud she was examining the vag as closely as I was. Hope she thinks about Morgan tonight while we're doing it. Is it cheating if we're both imagining the same person?
 

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Lanx

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Kass has been a loose cannon almost all season. She really was the reason behind the first two votes offs with David and Garrett, because she flipped.
actually her first vote was for j'tia instead of david. and then thats when she started having power, when they decided to vote off garrett and then the third vote off she practically made spencer squirm for his life.

she had power all this time (even tho they kept on loosing) so maybe that was it, she didn't want someone else having that power.

i'm glad jefra was kept, rewatched eps1 with wife and jefra was talking about how the brains were the cochrains, pretty much means shes a survivor fan.

but power player is really trish.

she flipped and got rid of cliff.

then she used her boston ways to emo out predator girl

then she saw the weak link with kass and sarah and attacked it.

i think yoga bitch might have a shot at least 2 more immunity challenges are gonna be stand/endure/balance and yoga bitches are always top 3 in those challenges. (i still think liu kang is gonna out ozzy everyone tho)
 

Namon

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actually her first vote was for j'tia instead of david. and then thats when she started having power, when they decided to vote off garrett and then the third vote off she practically made spencer squirm for his life.

she had power all this time (even tho they kept on loosing) so maybe that was it, she didn't want someone else having that power.

i'm glad jefra was kept, rewatched eps1 with wife and jefra was talking about how the brains were the cochrains, pretty much means shes a survivor fan.

but power player is really trish.

she flipped and got rid of cliff.

then she used her boston ways to emo out predator girl

then she saw the weak link with kass and sarah and attacked it.

i think yoga bitch might have a shot at least 2 more immunity challenges are gonna be stand/endure/balance and yoga bitches are always top 3 in those challenges. (i still think liu kang is gonna out ozzy everyone tho)
That's right I remember now... it had just struck me that she has been kind of all over the map up until this point. She is definitely making big moves that is for sure, but they are all the wrong big moves. She seems to forget that she has to have some semblance of respect sitting up there facing her and since Sarah is the first jury member, she is not off to a great start.
 

Cantatus

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Kass might have bought herself a ticket pretty deep in the game with this move. She just has to convince Tony that her old alliance will never vote for her to win (probably true) and that she's not a physical threat (definitely true) so she is the perfect person to take to the end. Spencer is probably correct though, that she has zero chance of winning now.
I think the reason Kass is unlikely to get very far in the game is the same reason she voted out Sarah: She can't stand not being the one calling the shots. Her entire game seems to be motivated by putting herself into a position of power, damn the consequences. For some baffling reason she was so jealous of Sarah's unenviable position in the game that it made her make a move out of pettiness rather than strategy. She's going to quickly realize that swing-vote position she wanted so much that Sarah had was one with only fleeting power and that she's done nothing to give herself anymore control than she previously had. I wouldn't be surprised to see her trying to leverage her position in her new alliance to try to pick who gets voted out next.

Which is ironic, because it would just show how similar Kass and Sarah are, which was one of the primary reasons behind them clashing. Both wanted power so badly that they were willing to ignore anything else so long as they were promised it. Sarah aligned with Tony and trusted him 100% despite him previously lying to her face, and now Kass has thrown in with him just because her alliance wasn't bowing before her unfettered brilliance. They're like the two ideal people for a Russell Hantz "dumb girl" alliance.
 

Pumpkin Thief

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I'm not sure I agree Kass' motives are aimed at "putting herself in a position of power", since her flip-action put her in a distinctly non-powerful position. she transitioned from possibly being in a very powerful position (possible top 3 with her brains people) to being at the bottom of a tribe whose dynamics are absolutely foreign to her where she has 0 power. Assuming of course that she has indeed entirely flipped and wasn't just exorcising a Sarah-demon to relieve immediate frustration.