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Soygen

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I propose that after every episode we get a gif recap of Morgan's titties. I loved in the challenge they kept panning the camera to them AND THEY WERE OH SO GLORIOUS.
I can't even concentrate when she's on the screen. I think she's definitely my "hottest" Survivor chick ever. I'm glad I don't watch Survivor with my girlfriend, because I know I'd comment on Morgan and just end up pissing my gf off.
 

Noodleface

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I can't even concentrate when she's on the screen. I think she's definitely my "hottest" Survivor chick ever. I'm glad I don't watch Survivor with my girlfriend, because I know I'd comment on Morgan and just end up pissing my gf off.
I watch it with my wife and she went "Why does she wear that top? It looks like it won't even stay on" I nodded in agreement but secretly I was nodding in a hopeful manner and also hoping that they wouldn't censor it. It was a pipe dream.
 

Soygen

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Great tribal, but what was the deal with the vibram shoes on Wu during the challenge?
I'm guessing you're allowed to use whatever shoes you have on any challenge. Maybe Wu is the only one with those amphibious ones(or the only one smart enough to bring them to the challenge?). That had to have been a nice advantage.
 

Pumpkin Thief

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I'm guessing there is no rule about whether you can wear shoes or not for that challenge, it's just that most survivors will elect to go barefoot because they didn't bring shoes that would work for it. Liu Kang brought the right shoes.
 

Fight

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If you look at this game from just Spencer's perspective, he has been on an up and down roller-coaster about as much as any other contestant ever. Every week it seems he goes from the bottom, to the top, back to the bottom. He must be a wreck mentally.

When they had their 6 vs 5 tribes, and knew the merge was imminent... the move to do is to back your promises, with the collective promise that if anyone flips, NOBODY will give that person jury votes. That is 5 votes guaranteed not to go to anyone flipping and essentially kills any chance they have to win. It has to be understood that flipping is a death sentence, but people never seem to leverage their jury votes.

Hard to believe that Trish and Tony have been the most influential people in the game to this point. Tony behind the scenes and in challenges. Trish by orchestrating the ousting of Cliff and Dreadlocks, and then flipping Cass to Sarah's demise.

I suspect Spencer's crew will start to cannibalize one another now, and Tony's alliance will destroy them one by one. Please god, let Morgan be the last to go.
 

Pumpkin Thief

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hmmm, you sure they're not 6v4 now? In my mind, Kass effectively jumped ship to become Tony's bottom-bitch.
 

penalty_sl

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Probst said everyone was offered to wear vibrams during the challenge but Lee Sin was the only one who accepted

Edit- actually not sure if it was just the shoes they wore and he was the only one who brought vibrams. If so, hes one lucky fucker.
 

Adam12

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hmmm, you sure they're not 6v4 now? In my mind, Kass effectively jumped ship to become Tony's bottom-bitch.
If Kass actually does have a brain (debatable) she'll probably realize how bad she fucked herself and will reevaluate her position. Now that the source of her emotional meltdown is gone, she might flip back to her original alliance. The problem is that then it would be a 5/5 split and you're looking at drawing rocks. I wouldn't count that out at this point since this season is so fucking crazy, but yeah, it's pretty unlikely.

Tasha did a great job of calming Sarah down, and I really thought that would be the key moment of last night. I guess she should have spent more time massaging Kass' ego though. Also, as annoying as Trish is, you have to admit that this was her move. She made a great play to get Kass over, just a perfect approach.

Anyway, gifs:

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Djay

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Kass was stupid. Let Sarah pick whomever the fuck she wants, then vote her out 1-2 people later when you have the solid numbers if she's really that unbearable.
Whatever.
On to the important stuff; who has a gif of Morgan when she was stretching, then laid down on her boobs?
 

Pumpkin Thief

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I really hope that's the case (That Kass reevaluates and realizes it's a non-sum game for her to jump completely over), man. Otherwise the next few episodes could get tedious and predictable.
 

Kirun

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Kass was a moron by letting her emotions trump logic. Just as Spencer said, she essentially has no shot at winning. Rather than being part of a solid 3, in an alliance of 6, she's now at the bottom of a 6 person alliance. She had all but punched her ticket to the final 3, assuming somebody didn't go on an Ozzy or Colby-esque immunity tear.
 

Regime

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First off....

Skeletor has to go. I can't look at her anymore.

. Otherwise the next few episodes could get tedious and predictable.
Either way it would have ended with something predictable I think. At least we have some drama which is all I care about.

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