Survivor
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Pumpkin Thief
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I don't necessarily disagree with you about Tony, but things are always relative to context. This particular contextual batch of survivors seem lacking in wiles and balls. As oafish as Tony may be, he could still go far this season.
He's the closest thing to a Russell that we've had since Russell, but he's no Russell so I'm rustled.
Srsly, he's trying but he's nowhere near Russell's level.
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Soygen
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Tony has been the only entertaining player in my opinion. He might be dumb, but he's playing the game and making it more entertaining for people watching. The whole "Swear on badge" thing with Sara was hilarious, as was his sharing the clue with Jeremiah. Nobody else is adding any value to my entertainment except Morgan's tits.
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Jysin
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During her convo with Jeff, she said she doesnt want her kid to see her mother lash out (possibly physically) at Trish on TV, as it would be a bad example. My thinking was: You know what would be a good example? Swallowing that bullshit, ignore it, and continue on as a figher in the game! I think the example she set was horrible. Instead we got "I can't handle confrontation in a rational adult manner and quitting is the way to go!!"
Fucking useless.
Quitter interview:
| XFINITY TV Blog by Comcast
Probst's take on it:
'Survivor: Cagayan': Jeff Probst breaks down what happened on the big quit | Inside TV | EW.com
That was one of the best tribal councils I've ever seen lol. God I hated Sarah that entire episode and had a shit eating grin on my face when she was voted out. Also liking Tony more and more.
Who flipped? Those are your parting words you dumb twat?? I pray for the residents of whatever shithole municipality has her as a police officer.
Another great episode. This is turning out to be the best season since HvV.
I agree with Penalty, Sarah was annoying as fuck all episode and Tony is growing on me a bit. Tony's idol play from the reveal to the play for LJ was solid, but LJ's play for Tony was bad. He had immunity and no one knew he had an idol in his pocket, so his best play was to hold onto it.
Kass also annoyed the fuck out of me. One of the biggest rules in Survivor is to be cool and not get into petty arguments with people in your alliance. Both Kass and Sarah were being retards. Oh yeah, Kass' flip was poorly timed, too. She had a rock solid 3 in a majority alliance of 6. Now she's on (or near) the bottom of a different set of 6 with 4 very angry people on the other side. Poor play.
I agree with Penalty, Sarah was annoying as fuck all episode and Tony is growing on me a bit. Tony's idol play from the reveal to the play for LJ was solid, but LJ's play for Tony was bad. He had immunity and no one knew he had an idol in his pocket, so his best play was to hold onto it.
Kass also annoyed the fuck out of me. One of the biggest rules in Survivor is to be cool and not get into petty arguments with people in your alliance. Both Kass and Sarah were being retards. Oh yeah, Kass' flip was poorly timed, too. She had a rock solid 3 in a majority alliance of 6. Now she's on (or near) the bottom of a different set of 6 with 4 very angry people on the other side. Poor play.
Pumpkin Thief
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What makes Kass' move so horrible isn't the timing of it so much as Kass KNOWS she is that tribe's bottom-bitch and will be the first one gone once they've eliminated the tribe she betrayed. She flipped out of sheer fucking petty spite because some moron (Sarah) upset her. Holy shit balls was that fucking stupid. "I'll flip as long as you vote off Sarah cuz she done made me madz!"
The whole thing was deliciously funny except for Spencer. You could just feel his frustration and I felt for the guy.
The whole thing was deliciously funny except for Spencer. You could just feel his frustration and I felt for the guy.
Yeah, I said that. She went from having a pretty clear path to the final three (clear path meaning an easily imagined one, but they'd still have to fight for it) to being at the bottom. I wouldn't be surprised at all if she went out within the next two weeks, as the flipper is often dumped as soon as he/she is no longer needed. Especially a flipper who is so easily manipulated through emotion.
I hope the retarded ass Tyler Perry idol doesn't ruin this season. I guess it'll come into play starting next week, so we'll see.
I hope the retarded ass Tyler Perry idol doesn't ruin this season. I guess it'll come into play starting next week, so we'll see.
Gravel
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Sarah is such an obnoxious person. Glad she's gone. If Trish can get kicked out soon, that'd be super. Really, that whole brains tribe is still pretty awful. Pretty much everything they do is retarded. They only had a brief respite due to the tribe mixup.
Also, I can't wait for the big titty gif of yoga or whatever that was.
Also, I can't wait for the big titty gif of yoga or whatever that was.
Lanx
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wow these were power votes too, all jeffra and all sarah. i don't mind that kass flipped, hell, if sarah was half as disgusting as she was on the confessionals, she must have been unbearable to live with.
the winner here is tony, shows us he basically has control of his tribe, he got rid of his weaklink, and he's good enough to hang with liu kang at immunity.
hell liu kang could just ozzy his way to the final 3 (or final 2 as some have speculated). my pick to win is still gonna be liu kang, but i wanna see more sass out of kass.
also did you guys just see how sad spencer was... he must be thinking he ain't never gonna catch a break. he's been on edge since he got on the island, and he probably thought, ok final 6 right here, and wanted to relax.
the winner here is tony, shows us he basically has control of his tribe, he got rid of his weaklink, and he's good enough to hang with liu kang at immunity.
hell liu kang could just ozzy his way to the final 3 (or final 2 as some have speculated). my pick to win is still gonna be liu kang, but i wanna see more sass out of kass.
also did you guys just see how sad spencer was... he must be thinking he ain't never gonna catch a break. he's been on edge since he got on the island, and he probably thought, ok final 6 right here, and wanted to relax.
Pumpkin Thief
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Yup, you did say it I see. What makes it even more funny is this decision to flip stupidly comes on the heels of having been badgering Sarah over being smart, following the numbers, and being trustworthy (not to mention a whole half season of sniping at her old "brains" tribe about being stupid).
Something about being on that island just makes people batshit irrational. People need to smuggle nootropics onto the showTurkish Prison style, try and keep the brain chemistry stable.
Something about being on that island just makes people batshit irrational. People need to smuggle nootropics onto the showTurkish Prison style, try and keep the brain chemistry stable.
BrutulTM
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Sarah was such an asshole. Definitely glad she is gone. Being the swing vote is not a good position although it doesn't usually backfire on you as fast as it did on Sarah. I always hate hearing that person brag about how powerful they are because all they get to do is pick the winning team, not win themselves. They have the choice of being on the bottom of either alliance and pissing off the other alliance (which will probably make up the jury). It's basically a no-win situation.
Kass might have bought herself a ticket pretty deep in the game with this move. She just has to convince Tony that her old alliance will never vote for her to win (probably true) and that she's not a physical threat (definitely true) so she is the perfect person to take to the end. Spencer is probably correct though, that she has zero chance of winning now.
Kass might have bought herself a ticket pretty deep in the game with this move. She just has to convince Tony that her old alliance will never vote for her to win (probably true) and that she's not a physical threat (definitely true) so she is the perfect person to take to the end. Spencer is probably correct though, that she has zero chance of winning now.
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Sarah is the dumbest person I've ever seen in my entire life. No wonder she's a cop, probably a desk jockey too.
I propose that after every episode we get a gif recap of Morgan's titties. I loved in the challenge they kept panning the camera to them AND THEY WERE OH SO GLORIOUS.
I propose that after every episode we get a gif recap of Morgan's titties. I loved in the challenge they kept panning the camera to them AND THEY WERE OH SO GLORIOUS.
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That was one of the best tribals ever. So many crazy moves. That tribe must have been so happy when they switched to Jefra, only to have Cass stab them in the back. Hah! Cass is an idiot, but that final twist in the tribal made it all the more hilarious. Tony continues to entertain, but I really felt bad for Spencer. He should realize by now to trust nobody. His comment after the vote was pretty spot on. Cass has pretty much 0% chance of winning.