Survivor
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Kirun
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More like 40. Kim's ability as a player is so overestimated, in my opinion. Sure, she's a solid player, but she benefited more than perhaps any other Survivor winner by having the dumbest cast in Survivor history. The only person on her season who had even aremote idea of how to play the game was Troyzan.
BrutulTM
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The hot asian chick made a classic mistake. You don't go too hard on the first tribal. Alliances aren't really formed yet, even if people have said that they are with you. People really don't know who to vote for yet so they are looking for someone to stand out in a negative way. When they see you trying to call the shots from day one it's as good a reason as any other to vote you out. If you are an old lady or a black woman you're praying for somebody to be obviously scheming from the start because otherwise the first person out will default to you. I did feel a little bad for So though because she got pushed into screwing the tribe by Joaquin and then he made her explain it which she did a horrible job of so she got most of the blame for the deception.
The Yahoo! lady seems pretty smart, and it was a gutsy move to not play her idol, or maybe a stupid one, but either way it worked out.
I kind of hate the mail man so far. Seems like he's just being intentionally outrageous so people will talk about him on twitter.
It's interesting how when you put people in groups like this, they start acting like stereotypical versions of the group that they were put in. For example the blue collar people talking about hard work or the no collar people talking about how laid back we all are, or the white collars referencing corporate lingo. I suspect that if they hadn't been put in these groups and dressed the way that they were none of that shit would be coming up.
The Yahoo! lady seems pretty smart, and it was a gutsy move to not play her idol, or maybe a stupid one, but either way it worked out.
I kind of hate the mail man so far. Seems like he's just being intentionally outrageous so people will talk about him on twitter.
It's interesting how when you put people in groups like this, they start acting like stereotypical versions of the group that they were put in. For example the blue collar people talking about hard work or the no collar people talking about how laid back we all are, or the white collars referencing corporate lingo. I suspect that if they hadn't been put in these groups and dressed the way that they were none of that shit would be coming up.
Lanx
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i like how dumb white collar was, 50pcs vs 10pcs, how dumb must you be to think that.
tho in hindsight if they were smart enough to separate by color (blue/red/yellow) they might've solved it easily
btw i can't tell the 2 ponytail no color white boys apart, wtf
did anyone notice the tall bitch on blue collar? shes 6'1, she was holding the ladder up, while the jersey shore monkey climbed up.
tho in hindsight if they were smart enough to separate by color (blue/red/yellow) they might've solved it easily
btw i can't tell the 2 ponytail no color white boys apart, wtf
did anyone notice the tall bitch on blue collar? shes 6'1, she was holding the ladder up, while the jersey shore monkey climbed up.
Djay
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I always find it amazing how people are so dishonest with themselves about what they're good at. The people on American Idol that have convinced themselves they can sing. Horrible fanfiction authors that think they're amazing writers. These people on Survivor who swear they're amazing at puzzles then can't even put a simple block puzzle together.
Fight
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Fuckin Coconuts... lol, I would love to punch that guy in the face. The guy he was jealous of looks like a Survivor MVP. Dude finds out he is going to be on the show, so he spends 4 weeks teaching himself how to make fire. THAT is how you play this game.
Good first episode.
Good first episode.
So true.
Gravel
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I thought the same thing. The guy seems to be pretty solid at everything so far. His only downfall might be coconut guy and his love for the other chick.
That story they came up with was pretty dumb, deceive neutral honest? really? Should have kept the lie simple, say deceive meant they would only get a clue, honest meant they could get a bag of beans, pick deceive get the clue with the small bag of beans then come back to camp looking like a winner. White collar looking like a bunch of idiots already, yeah blab out all the alliances in the first tribal council.
Couple people look like they're stable enough to go far, Max and Tyler on white collar, Joe and Jenn on no collar, Kelly and maybe Mike on blue collar.
Coconut vendor is like a stalker already getting jealous in the game.
Survivor Contestant You Are Most Like: I?m flirty and use my sex appeal like Parvati. I also have a bit of Coach and Fabio too."
Why You'll "Survive" Survivor: I?m a pillar of support, nearly unshakeable. I?m a conflict resolver and controller. Also, my survival skills almost match my people skills."
Wonder if they plan on not having any water challenges while deaf lady is around, or maybe next week is her freak out at the tribe week by the preview, and she gets booted early anyways.
Started out better than last season at least.
Couple people look like they're stable enough to go far, Max and Tyler on white collar, Joe and Jenn on no collar, Kelly and maybe Mike on blue collar.
Coconut vendor is like a stalker already getting jealous in the game.
Survivor Contestant You Are Most Like: I?m flirty and use my sex appeal like Parvati. I also have a bit of Coach and Fabio too."
Why You'll "Survive" Survivor: I?m a pillar of support, nearly unshakeable. I?m a conflict resolver and controller. Also, my survival skills almost match my people skills."
Wonder if they plan on not having any water challenges while deaf lady is around, or maybe next week is her freak out at the tribe week by the preview, and she gets booted early anyways.
Started out better than last season at least.
Lanx
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The first deaf lady couldn't take it cuz ppl kept on talking like she was a regular person (needs to see your mouth move) so all those group convo's really fucked her up. Not only that but it's survivor so there's shit all to do, so what do you do? you talk and talk, even at night, and she can't see mouths move at night so she was literally in the dark. (i think they tried to talk near the campfires for her sake)She made it far, i think cuz no one wanted to target the deaf person... i mean come on this is a tv show. But even then she was dumb enough to put herself in the "swing vote" position, and you know what happens to idiots like that, they're targeted.
She has state recognized disability, she qualifies to put one of those handicap signs on her car if she wants to, and at the finals Jenna said she herself was hanidcapped, cuz she was pretty.
And this dumb deaf bitch still voted for Jenna, man season8 was full of idiot girls.
I think like in the past, current deaf lady will last until the merge cuz no one in their right mind will target her, they'll vote out a pretty bitch before they vote out the deaf girl, unless she J'Tia's and throws rice and shit in the fire.
But she'll never make it to final 4 that's a certain, no one wants to go Final2 or Final3 against the handicap person.
She has state recognized disability, she qualifies to put one of those handicap signs on her car if she wants to, and at the finals Jenna said she herself was hanidcapped, cuz she was pretty.
And this dumb deaf bitch still voted for Jenna, man season8 was full of idiot girls.
I think like in the past, current deaf lady will last until the merge cuz no one in their right mind will target her, they'll vote out a pretty bitch before they vote out the deaf girl, unless she J'Tia's and throws rice and shit in the fire.
But she'll never make it to final 4 that's a certain, no one wants to go Final2 or Final3 against the handicap person.
Noodleface
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As per the usual I only watch this show for the chicks.
Blonde chick on the blue tribe = smoking, but maybe retarded.
Chick on red that Lord Eagle Talon was straight macking on hardcore has a nice pair of tittys. They did a zoomed in shot directly at her boobs for a solid 5 seconds and I nearly spent myself in my pants.
I will decide this week if anyone is hotter, but so far not liking what I'm seeing. I suppose I was spoiled by Morgan though.
Blonde chick on the blue tribe = smoking, but maybe retarded.
Chick on red that Lord Eagle Talon was straight macking on hardcore has a nice pair of tittys. They did a zoomed in shot directly at her boobs for a solid 5 seconds and I nearly spent myself in my pants.
I will decide this week if anyone is hotter, but so far not liking what I'm seeing. I suppose I was spoiled by Morgan though.
Cantatus
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Seagull reminds me of Coach Jr. He's taking thingswaytoo personally and doesn't like that he's not the big shot. Looking forward to seeing him crash and burn.
That's like Puzzle 101. You separate things that belong together and make the puzzle into smaller, easier puzzles. For someone who claims to be good at puzzles, it's like she's never put one together in her life. She got what? 4 pieces before she had to swap out?
Yeah, they really overthought it an unnecessarily complicated things. They just piled lies on top of lies which made their story fall apart. Though, smart of Joaquin to make So tell the lie, took the target off his back.