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Araxen

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Fucking Nina. He had a really good plan in action..

Holmes: Last night at Tribal?it took me a while to figure out what happened.

Sly: I?m going to give you a new perspective. Going into it, it was going to be a split between Joe, Jenn, and Hali and Will, Nina, and I. It felt that way all the way up until just before Tribal. On day two I set into action things like, ?Hey, I think Nina is really searching for an idol.? Day three, ?She?s out there a lot and nobody?s talking to her. ? On day four I said, ?I?m pretty sure she found the idol.? Day five, ?She?s definitely found the idol, she just showed it to me and it?s in her bag,? so they would split the vote. The only way to break up three out of six so it?s not a tie is to get them to split the vote. The only way to get them to split the vote is if someone has an idol.

Holmes: Nice. All that work seems like it was tossed out the window when Nina let Will know that you were concerned about his challenge abilities.

Sly: I put all of this work into it. And who knows if it was Nina?s comment that broke the camel?s back or if it was a series of events. Maybe it was my own behavior. The game of ?Survivor??it?s sometimes captured in moments. The changes are contingent upon something so small. It?s a single comment, it?s how you move your body. This comment happened to be pretty big because I?m fairly sure that Joe, Jenn, and Hali realized that I was gunning for one of them. They?re going to try to convince Will that I want him out. So, maybe he was primed and ready for what Nina said.

Holmes: It feels like Will went from being in a solid three to being the fourth man on the totem pole.

Sly: I put a lot of work in with Will and there was no other way to vote from our perspective. It was like, once we do this and get one of them out, we have complete control. Keep the two strongest of them in the game so in challenges we?re good to go. And we?ve already broken them up, so we?re in control. It didn?t make any sense to go any other way. I think that that comment, unfortunately shattered his confidence in me.
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BrutulTM

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Nina really fucked both Vince and herself with that little talk with Will. It does seem like they voted out the best survivor player on their tribe pretty much out of stupidity and dumb luck though.
 
Adebisi

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I don't know how you guys remember names so quickly. Before the merge I'm like:

Asian girl
Coconuts
Deaf mom
Beard-o
Fatcrotch
 
Adebisi

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So this was my favorite part last ep
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Araxen

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She's not afraid to show her tits and it's a damn shame the show is on network tv.
 
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Nina is an idiot, a plan was in place why oh why go digging about Will's health after especially since he was the reason they lost the last challenge, that just raised the red flag that their alliance were concerned about Will being the weak link, obviously Will won't trust them then. Please gais don't exclude me from your skinny dipping plans in the open ocean!

As for coconut's word on how he was the mastermind about getting the split vote setup, I don't recall them showing any of those moments from day two to five, I know they edit a lot of shit but I don't buy any of it especially since he seemed more occupied with other crap like getting jealous of Joe. Plus when they were thinking of splitting the vote they said they thought she was still looking for the idol still not that it was confirmed from Vince she found it.
 
Lanx

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bleh, i'm glad they got rid of one blond haired shirtless whiteboys, couldn't tell them apart except when they zoomed on coconuts when he was all rapey.
 
Araxen

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Cya Nina! lol

People who are as out of shape as Will are a waste of fucking space and should not be applying to play on Survivor. How they get cast just blows my mind.
 
Lanx

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Araxen_sl said:
Cya Nina! lol

People who are as out of shape as Will are a waste of fucking space and should not be applying to play on Survivor. How they get cast just blows my mind.
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survivor isn't about "how much can you squat bro", if anything no collar was just super weird w/ their send nina away strat.

But come on, who saw this challenge and didn't think no collar would loose right off the bat? they were down 1 guy, the other teams had 3 guys to 2.

And at the end Will was just as out of breath as the fat white guy, except will and joe had to do the work of 3 men. Cuz come on those women aren't lift shit except just hole pluggers, ha.
 
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Nina was the worst. They must have cast the most insecure, delusional def woman on the face of this earth. My grandma was def from age 6 and could rip a persons face off.
 
Araxen

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I guess the red tribe doesn't want to win any challenges at all by voting Max out. Rodney is such a fucking dolt. The guy talks like a dumbass 100% of the time it seems.
 
Lanx

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Araxen_sl said:
I guess the red tribe doesn't want to win any challenges at all by voting Max out. Rodney is such a fucking dolt. The guy talks like a dumbass 100% of the time it seems.
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i think production had to severely edit him, when he fought with tat girl over the fire, they didn't air what was said at the fire, but what he was interviewed on, pretty sure it was the first time i've seen an edit like that.

probably a lot of "bro, bro, bro, listen, bro, you're not listening to me bro"

giraffe girl is fucked, she has to decide now to stick with an alliance and not be the swing vote, or they'll all just vote her ass off, plus she's a girl, pretty useless in a super group full of guys, red team has zero chance.

Especially now that they only have fatass will? wtf. they decide to keep the fatter of the 2 men, actually the most out of shape person on the island, and they decide to keep the non stop talking crazy bitch and get rid of the only able body guy on their tribe?

btw it's amazing jen can sustain those gazongas with just plants and shit, damn veg hippie.
 
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The 2 person elevator thing was not well thought out. The part that was supposed to make it hard didn't work because when it got uneven the side ropes just caught the thing and it didn't fall off and then when they let it go it becomes a skull crushing machine. I was very impressed with Kelly giving no fucks about blood spurting from her head though. I think that's the most blood I've ever seen in a challenge.

Why did the dumbass no collar tribe kill a hen when they had a rooster that is completely useless aside from being eaten? Do they not understand that only the hens lay eggs and the rooster was only there to be eaten?

I'm surprised that they condensed the tribes this early. That usually only happens when one tribe is failing hard and down to 3 people but in this case it was fairly close with blue and white being down one and red being down two.

I'm guessing that they will have some girl-friendly challenges to give the new red tribe a chance, but even if they keep losing it won't be the end of the world if they merge at 12 or something since the blue tribe is not tight at all. I predicted Carolyn taking over the old no collar tribe when she said she said that she wasn't going to stick with the old white collars. I think she and Kelly should form a tight pair and then use the no collar dolts to do their bidding from here on out. Kelly might be able to hook back up with Mike post-merge as well.

Rodney and Joaquin were made for each other. They are going to be the two most hated people (by me at least) in a while. I really hope the blue team loses some challenges just to get the two of them off of my TV ASAP but that seems fairly unlikely.
 
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BrutulTM_sl said:
The 2 person elevator thing was not well thought out. The part that was supposed to make it hard didn't work because when it got uneven the side ropes just caught the thing and it didn't fall off and then when they let it go it becomes a skull crushing machine. I was very impressed with Kelly giving no fucks about blood spurting from her head though. I think that's the most blood I've ever seen in a challenge.

Why did the dumbass no collar tribe kill a hen when they had a rooster that is completely useless aside from being eaten? Do they not understand that only the hens lay eggs and the rooster was only there to be eaten?

I'm surprised that they condensed the tribes this early. That usually only happens when one tribe is failing hard and down to 3 people but in this case it was fairly close with blue and white being down one and red being down two.

I'm guessing that they will have some girl-friendly challenges to give the new red tribe a chance, but even if they keep losing it won't be the end of the world if they merge at 12 or something since the blue tribe is not tight at all. I predicted Carolyn taking over the old no collar tribe when she said she said that she wasn't going to stick with the old white collars. I think she and Kelly should form a tight pair and then use the no collar dolts to do their bidding from here on out. Kelly might be able to hook back up with Mike post-merge as well.

Rodney and Joaquin were made for each other. They are going to be the two most hated people (by me at least) in a while. I really hope the blue team loses some challenges just to get the two of them off of my TV ASAP but that seems fairly unlikely.
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2 person elevator has been done before at least once, I remember JTia couldn't put shit in the elevator



I'm pretty sure it was all at the urging of giraffe to "just drop it", she just kept on yelling it, so the big guy did and bam.

You know you're right, lol i saw a rooster, well i saw a red mohawk so i assumed it was male and the one they were killing. NOPE, wtf

yea, imo they should have condensed them at eps 8, this is way too early that it's boring.
 
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