Survivor

jeffvader · Mar 19, 2015

double episode because this season sucks?

/rant

this season sucks. the last few have sucked. when did the producers forget that this show isn't about casting dumbshits who create drama but finding interesting people and putting them in extraordinary circumstances. i don't want to watch some fucktard degrade women, i want to watch yau-man be honorable and fucking ozzy kick ass. and yes, russell be diabolical. i would even take coach at this point and i hate his ass.

tl;dr fuck you survivor producers.

/rantoff

Lanx · Mar 19, 2015

jeffvader_sl said:
double episode because this season sucks?

/rant

this season sucks. the last few have sucked. when did the producers forget that this show isn't about casting dumbshits who create drama but finding interesting people and putting them in extraordinary circumstances. i don't want to watch some fucktard degrade women, i want to watch yau-man be honorable and fucking ozzy kick ass. and yes, russell be diabolical. i would even take coach at this point and i hate his ass.

tl;dr fuck you survivor producers.

/rantoff

fuck you survivor fiji, it's the final 3 of earl, cassandra and dreamz that we only get a max of 3 minorities in a season and 18 fucking white ppl. And always at least 1 minority gets voted out 1st or 2nd. Plus minorities give us such great tv, think of na'onka, she straight up ghetto slapped peg leg for the clue and cray cray J'tia, dumb asian of year award winner, Woo

Araxen · Mar 19, 2015

Rodney did say something smart yesterday that a girl that would get tattoo's on their face are messed up. How could I forget he said that. I laughed out loud literally when he said it.

Gravel · Mar 20, 2015

Probst even admitted last season that they had screwed up casting recently and that this one they learned their lesson. But so far that doesn't seem the case.

We'll see after the merge though. I pretty much loathe everyone premerge.

Lanx · Mar 20, 2015

also what kind of dumb fuck gets stung TWICE by a sting ray? look i hate the water, i don't swim well and when i goto the beach i don't go barefoot, i have those black speedo shoes, b/c i don't want to get stung by shit.

If i had to swim in the water on survivor, i'd do it my shoes or my sneakers on, then dry it by the fire, cuz i'm not a retardx2.

Is there anyone to root for here? holy fuck no, but i'm gonna hedge my bets on fat will, mainly b/c that group of women won't be so dumb to vote off their only man!

Kirun · Mar 20, 2015

This new strategy of playing the long game and voting out "strong" players asap is terrible. Even worse is the retarded "strategy" of splitting the vote. When the hell was the last time somebody played a HII within the first 3 votes? 90% of the time people are voted out with one in their pockets. I have no clue where this ridiculous idea came from, because even the HII king (Russell) was completely overt about playing them.

Araxen · Mar 20, 2015

Kirun_sl said:
This new strategy of playing the long game and voting out "strong" players asap is terrible. Even worse is the retarded "strategy" of splitting the vote. When the hell was the last time somebody played a HII within the first 3 votes? 90% of the time people are voted out with one in their pockets. I have no clue where this ridiculous idea came from, because even the HII king (Russell) was completely overt about playing them.

It's as bad when people vote with the house in Big Brother. Voting with the house has really ruined that show and this split vote thing isn't as bad I guess but it's pretty dumb.

Jysin · Mar 21, 2015

Complete stupidity on their part for the early split votes, yes. The slightest fracture in your perceived alliance can shift votes. I am also completely baffled by the stupid strategy of voting out long term strength threats early. Key is, your tribe will lose so hard in the early game you are setting yourself up to be in the minority come merge time. Minority numbers are the easiest to vote out.

Just LOL at the new tribe mix-up! You have what looks like an all-star MVP physical dominance tribe and basically whatever was left over on the other. This could be a VERY boring few weeks coming up. They could throw in a bunch of puzzle type challenges to keep things competitive, but I remember an interview with Probst once where they basically said all challenges are pre-set ahead of time. It is actually part of some game show rules that it has to be presented that way so they could not skew favoritism with one contestant or another. This is all under some legal rules so they do not get sued.

VariaVespasa_sl · Mar 21, 2015

Mmm, but it wouldnt surprise me if the history of previous seasons and some basic planning on possible flows says that int-based challenges are in order soon. Consider- if this season does what many seasons have done and votes out strength then int challenges play to the people who are left and if they vote out the weak then int challenges caters to the few survivors and gives them a chance to play and try to make moves. I'm sure theyve gamed the trial-type order to hell and back before each season to predict the general flow.

Furious · Mar 22, 2015

I swear they are just casting the most unstable weirdos ever. Every time I see the "Yahoo Exec" i'm thinking how did she work at a f-500? How sad. This season started out with promise then nose dived. What a shame.

Northerner · Mar 23, 2015

Yeah, thought it might just be starting slowly but it's only gotten much worse.

BrutulTM · Mar 23, 2015

Come on dudes, it's not even the merge yet. This happens every season that people start the whining before the game even really gets going. Also, what's so crazy about the Yahoo lady? She seems like one of the smartest people out there.

Lanx · Mar 23, 2015

her white collar team thought she was crazy, idk why, most of those white collars are retards anyway.

Furious · Mar 23, 2015

BrutulTM_sl said:
Also, what's so crazy about the Yahoo lady? She seems like one of the smartest people out there.

Um, she walks around camp with her dirty snatch hanging out?

Not crazy enough that 3 million people will see that?
Cringe worthy.

BrutulTM · Mar 23, 2015

I like that and wish that more women did it.

Djay · Mar 23, 2015

Furious_sl said:
I swear they are just casting the most unstable weirdos ever. Every time I see the "Yahoo Exec" i'm thinking how did she work at a f-500? How sad. This season started out with promise then nose dived. What a shame.

As someone that currently works at a Fortune 50 company...it doesn't surprise me at all.

Soygen · Mar 23, 2015

Furious_sl said:
Um, she walks around camp with her dirty snatch hanging out?

That shit was hilarious. That one blonde haired dude couldn't even function with her around him. "Derrr I'm married!!" It's ok, man. I think your wife will understand when she sees it on TV, retard.

Noodleface · Mar 24, 2015

I was just confused because she wore a top but no bottoms. At that point you might as well just let everything fly.

Soygen · Mar 24, 2015

Might have some pancake titties.

Lanx · Mar 24, 2015

wasn't she washing her bottoms at that time? i'm just trying to justify crazy.

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