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Gravel

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I feel like overall this is one of the dumbest casts they've ever had. But it may just be that Rodney gets a lot of screen time.

I'm not sure why they voted off Kelly, but I guess looking at everyone who's left I can't tell who might be a legitimate threat.
 

Araxen

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Hell, anyone not on the blue collar tribe that voted with them are 100% certified dumbasses. How can you let the blue collars have the much control of the game post merge? I couldn't believe Will and those two dumbass white collar idiots that voted with them. Voting Kelly is somehwat dumb too but at least it was a blue collar and it did get rid of the secret power couple.

Kudos to Jenn for snuffing it out.

Edit: The idiots didn't even spell Murica right.
 

Xenrauk

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Finally in a long time an idol gets played at the right time, not a game changer since it's clear everyone shifted to blue side including Will who has gained some trust from Mike on that vote.

Voting Kelly off wasn't the best move, but given that she was the only blue collar they knew after the first merge, it was basically a safe vote.
 

BrutulTM

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I love the endurance challenges. I feel like it really shows you who really wants it, not that wanting it always leads to success. I have nothing but contempt for people that bitch out for food in the later ones but I guess if you know you aren't going to win it's smart. I still hate them though.

Voting for Kelly was an emotional, "I hate that bitch" type move. Probably what you would expect from the no collar tribe. Jen and Hali really shouldn't be so smug though, since the vote essentially went 8-4 against them and if everyone stays on that track they are very screwed. Personally I wouldn't be afraid to vote with the blue collars. They have hung together so far but they have cracks a mile wide. I think Caroline and Tyler have a shot at getting something going especially once Rodney inevitably goes full retard. I think Dan is content to be a coattail rider at this point and will probably do whatever Mike tells him and who the hell knows what Sierra will do. I really think it comes down to how good a leader Mike is and if he can hold them together but I won't be surprised if he actually jumps ship at some point just to get away from some of the unstable idiots in his alliance. Of course that would have been a lot easier to do if Kelly hadn't gotten voted out.

It will be interesting to see if the No Collars realize that Will voted for Hali. Since they only showed 3 votes for Kelly it's not completely obvious but if anyone on the no collar tribe has a brain in their head they're going to be wondering where that Hali vote came from.
 

Intrinsic

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The Will vote should backfire though. Will was pretty clear with them that he was on board just didn't want to be played. Then they played him and led him to believe the vote was Hali while they all voted Jen. They need to pick up on that and bring Will in to the fold because Blue still kind of came out ahead picking up Caroline and squinty eyes.
 

Lanx

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Rodney had a nice pair of white (for being on an island) Nikes. I only noticed it cuz i think he was the only one with sneakers, others were barefoot or had those toe grippy water shoes. I thought Rodney would actually have a nice advantage since he could wedge in that huge 1in sole into the footings, but he's a meathead so he was bound to fall.

BTW, these bitches are some of the weakest bitches ever on survivor, like half the women gave up after the 2 fatties gave up. Look no one is expecting the fatties to do anything, they shoulda not even bothered getting up on that pole, but those skinny bitches fell like nothing.
 

elcaro1101

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Disappointed in the episode overall, 5/10. Best part was Dan getting stung by a jellyfish and how fast Shirin offered to piss on him, so weird. Also, I thought the team name was a april fools joke.

Feels like the season is going crazy fast with two merges already, and the quality of gameplay seems low.
 

Kirun

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The no-collars barely helped their numbers situation(despite finally being a good use of the idol), but they may still be able to fracture the blues, especially with Rodney being so volatile. As long as they can keep the seeds of discontent sown long enough to whittle them away before they realize they're being whittled down.
 

Cantatus

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Dear god, that tribe name... I don't think Mike realizes that when people use "Merica" is it so mock overly patriotic rednecks like him. More power to him, I guess, for embracing the stereotype, but I can't believe so many people were willing to go along with that. I'm really surprised they never had Jeff comment on the name, because you know he had to have said something about it.

Voting for Kelly was an emotional, "I hate that bitch" type move. Probably what you would expect from the no collar tribe. Jen and Hali really shouldn't be so smug though, since the vote essentially went 8-4 against them and if everyone stays on that track they are very screwed. Personally I wouldn't be afraid to vote with the blue collars. They have hung together so far but they have cracks a mile wide. I think Caroline and Tyler have a shot at getting something going especially once Rodney inevitably goes full retard. I think Dan is content to be a coattail rider at this point and will probably do whatever Mike tells him and who the hell knows what Sierra will do. I really think it comes down to how good a leader Mike is and if he can hold them together but I won't be surprised if he actually jumps ship at some point just to get away from some of the unstable idiots in his alliance. Of course that would have been a lot easier to do if Kelly hadn't gotten voted out.

It will be interesting to see if the No Collars realize that Will voted for Hali. Since they only showed 3 votes for Kelly it's not completely obvious but if anyone on the no collar tribe has a brain in their head they're going to be wondering where that Hali vote came from.
I think the good thing for Jenn and Hali is how each of the original tribes seems to be on shaky ground. You have Will flipping to blue collar - and potentially flipping back considering they played him (look how fast he flipped on Nina and Vince), Rodney is a powder keg waiting to go off, and Shirin seems to have no loyalty to the other white collars. This was the first post-merge vote, so I think everyone is still in the process of figuring out what they want to do. Fortunately, I don't think we're seeing any Boston Rob cult-esque alliances this season, so Jenn lasting another day could buy her a lot more time than just three more days.

And, yeah, the Kelly vote was dumb. Since Jenn was playing her immunity idol, they literally could've gotten rid of anyone, but they chose to think personally rather than strategically. It's like everyone is so eager to get rid of physical threats early on, crippling themselves in the process, but post-merge target the person that hurt your feelings. At least they broke up the Kelly-Mike alliance in the process, which will hopefully weaken his place in the game.

Hell, anyone not on the blue collar tribe that voted with them are 100% certified dumbasses. How can you let the blue collars have the much control of the game post merge? I couldn't believe Will and those two dumbass white collar idiots that voted with them.
I expected the white collars to think more logically. Based on pure numbers, you're putting yourself on the bottom of the pecking order no matter who you side with. But siding with the no collars only puts you at a 3-4 split, which means you only have to worry about flipping one person when everyone from the blue collar has been voted out. If you go with the blue collar, it's 3-5 which means you need to act much sooner and likely won't be able to wait until all of the white collars are voted out. Plus, siding with the blue collars means they're keeping more physical threats in the game. The white collars only have Joe to worry about.
 

Araxen

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Season 31 Cast has been leaked...
S31 Returnee Season - What We (Think We) Know in Survivor: The Future Forum

It is an returnee season.

S1 Borneo - Kelly Wiglesworth
S2 Outback - Kimmi Kappenberg, Jeff Varner
S3 Africa - Teresa Cooper
S7 Pearl Islands - Andrew Savage
S12 Panama - Shane Powers, Terry Deitz
S15 China - Peih-Gee Law
S18 Tocantins - Stephen Fishbach
S22 Redemption Island - Stephanie Valencia
S23 South Pacific - Mikayla Wingle, Jim Rice
S24 One World - Troyzan Robertson, Chelsea Meissner, Sabrina Thompson
S25 Philippines - Angie Layton, Abi-Maria Gomes
S27 Blood vs. Water - Brad Culpepper, Vytas Baskauskas, Hayden Moss, Ciera Eastin
S28 Cagayan - J'Tia Taylor, Cliff Robinson, Tasha Fox, Spencer Bledsoe, Kass McQuillen, Yung "Woo" Hwang
S29 San Juan del Sur - Kelley Wentworth, Jeremy Collins, Keith Nale
S30 Worlds Apart - Two females, three males (names withheld)
Three additional females and two additional males not yet known
 

Lanx

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Dear god, that tribe name... I don't think Mike realizes that when people use "Merica" is it so mock overly patriotic rednecks like him. More power to him, I guess, for embracing the stereotype, but I can't believe so many people were willing to go along with that. I'm really surprised they never had Jeff comment on the name, because you know he had to have said something about it.
Usually with tribe names unless someone is a bitch, the first person to speak up about a new tribe name, gets it, cuz no one gives a shit and by now, they've all learned to pick your battles and just go with it.

I mean it's a tribe name, no one cares, they're blue/red and merge color.

Season 31 Cast has been leaked...
wtf, 35 ppl?

also s1 to s12 are all 50 or over, fucking christ kelly s1 doubled in age! (give or take 2 years)

also, wtf is up with the s28 domination, 6 ppl?
 

BrutulTM

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That is a hell of a lot of people and very few of them even ring a bell.
 

Araxen

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Crown Mike. This season sucks.

Edit: If Dan was talking to me like that I would have beat his ass. That guy is a mega douche.
 

Gravel

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Fucking lol'd at Hali's "Murica flipped on the British and won" thing.

Sucks to see her go since she's good eye candy, but oh well. And yeah, this season is crap still. Hopefully in a week or two it gets better.

I'm hoping it was just editing that made it seem like everyone stopped their puzzles both times Dan claimed he had it. That's just stupid. Play until Jeff says stop.
 

Lanx

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Glad they got rid of Hali, what? who the fuck was Hali? yea that's right, she was worthless and only got attention b/c she was a thin white girl.

I'm tired of them "painting" a story, this time 'OH NO JEN MIGHT QUIT!" can we stop with this shit? we know she's not going to quit.

Holy shit, fat white guy is the dumbest fuck on earth, his puzzle wasn't even english

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this is why my neighbor gets my mail! fucking postal workers.

oh i just noticed his puzzle didn't even change, wtf. (pretty sure i screencapped it right.
 

BrutulTM

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Fucking lol'd at Hali's "Murica flipped on the British and won" thing.
That was hilarious. I actually felt bad for her getting voted off just because of that line.

I enjoyed Mike spying on the clue reading, then finding out the clue, then making everyone think that Joe had the idol, or at least think that he thought Joe had it, and then busting his ass to find it himself. I don't know if he's going to win, but he is certainly playing harder than anyone else. It said a lot that he busted into camp pissed off because they allowed Joe to sneak off alone and hunt for the idol but then when Mike went off to do the same thing no one bothered to follow him.

He's more subtle, but I think Dan actually has a worse personality than Rodney. Every time he gets alone with a woman he immediately starts machine gunning his own foot. What a weird creepy guy. He's a throwback to the days when postal workers used to shoot up their workplaces.

I'm guessing that they were told that they had to stop if someone said that they have it in the puzzle challenge.
 

Soygen

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Yeah, Dan is utterly insufferable. He must be so fucking annoying to be around. Boring episode and unless a major shake-up happens, the next episodes will also likely be pretty boring.
 

Fight

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The only good thing about Hali getting voted out this week, is that she is first on the jury. We get to see her all dolled-up for long haul and she is really cute.

Dan provided the biggest lol's of the season so far with his epic fucking retardation on that puzzle and Jeff's surprise and delight of yelling he was wrong, haha!

Shirin is definitely the most annoying human on the planet. Even her name is fucking annoying. I had to google it and had 4 fucking letters wrong the first time I tried to spell it.
 

BrutulTM

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I have to retract my previous defense of "The Yahoo Lady". For some reason I thought Caroline was the Yahoo lady. I like Caroline, do not like Shirin.
 

Soygen

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Preview for next week had me cracking up. I had to watch this shit like 5 times:

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So graceful.