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BrutulTM

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lanx_sl said:
7 whole minutes of just Dan is disgusting to watch, go flush out your eyes
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In his confessional bashing Mike he started yelling and gesturing and his little man boobs started jiggling. I thought I was going to puke. At least Will has the good sense to wear a shirt most of the time.

EDIT: Just watched the Ponderosa video. Jesus I hope I never have to listen to see that guy on TV again after the finale. "I consider myself a very self aware person". Jesus Christ.
 
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I wanted to feel bad for Shirin a couple episodes ago, but having a screwed up past only gets you so much leeway. She's annoying as fuck.
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I somehow missed Tyler's Ponderosa. Wow, Shireen is intolerable. It's no wonder everyone flipped out on her.

Dan is such a pompous asshole. I will say he probably is very self aware. The unfortunate part is that he's completely oblivious to anything else.

After seeing his Ponderosa, I was starting to think that Mike's scumbag move at the auction might actually be what wins him the game. But a few seconds later I had the realization that this season will absolutely end up being one of those disappointing ones where someone who didn't deserve it wins (anyone but Carolyn or Mike at this point). While I think Hali, Joe, Jen, and Tyler are the types that would vote for the best gameplay, Shireen, Dan, and then everyone who's still at camp, absolutely will not (Mike notwithstanding). Like I said last night, even after Mike won immunity they were all still so focused on "Mike's got to go," "Mike is the next one out of here." They're the types of people that would rather vote for a hanger on (Natalie White) over the mastermind (Russell Hantz).

I feel like there's a strong correlation between people who in the first episode of the season start trying to vote out the competition for winning the game (as opposed to the weak members of your tribe) and the ones who get butthurt when someone outplays them.
 
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Dan is the only butthurt person towards Mike. Shireen is in love with him because he rescued her from Will. If Mike or Carolyn make it to the end they 100% win.
 
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I'm hoping Mike spent that entire day, after winning immunity, looking for another idol.
 
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I'm thinking that if there was another idol there would have been some sort of hidden clue at the reward dinner. I was waiting for someone to find it but it didn't happen.
 
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Just because they didn't find a clue doesn't mean there wasn't one. The clue Joe found in the soda bottle could have easily been missed if he hadn't spotted it.
 
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While Dan and Will are complete turds and Rodney is almost too much over the top like a cartoon to even be believable, I still feel there was A LOT left on the editing room floor about Shirin's character that would have maybe put some context into why they went so all out ugly on her. I believe with all my heart that those attacks were, while still unjustified, not unprovoked. And Tyler's Ponderosa kind of sealed my belief in such. Great episode last night, and it was nice to see Dan go. This is one of those seasons that ride on the winner and next week should be interesting.
 
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If Mike wins, this will go down as a really good season. If he doesn't, then it was still above average, but nothing special. I'm not even a huge fan of Mike...it's just that everyone else is sooooo unlikable.

I love how they act like Mike is some competition beast when in reality it's just that everyone else is that bad. Joe ran circles around Mike. This is what happens when all the physical threats go home early...the one or two that are left dominate everything...except for the 1-2 challenges designed for women to win.
 
Adebisi

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If I got a surf and turf steak as over done as the one I saw on that reward challenge, I'd vote myself out.
 
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If I got a surf and turf steak as over done as the one I saw on that reward challenge, I'd vote myself out.
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We were hating on that too, but then I figured that they're so hungry that was probably the best tasting steak they ever had.

Wakandans need a sous vide up in that camp.
 
Lanx

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i really wished carolyn would have given up her spot to rodney, just for the lols. i've heard every survivor say that the rewards do more harm to you in the end from 1 spectrum where your body (is so used to starvation mode) that if you give it too much food, you just vomit that shit up, to your body just got 1/lb of meat and the next is expecting the same amount and now you feel even worse than b4.
 
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Rodney is the only thing that has kept the season interesting sadly. Mike has had the season on lock since like episode 3. I don't even like Mike but if he's at final tribal and doesn't win I think I'll stop watching the show. Thank god there is zero chance of that happening. He seems to be very well liked with the jury.
 
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i think it's more that the first 5 of the Jury like Mike over any other final 5.

sierra and fat black guy are worthless, they'd never get a vote, unless sierra is surrounded by 2 guys at final 3, she "might" get a sympathy female vote.

caroyln might get a mother vote or 2

rodney has just survived, and even if he was a survivor genius no one would ever give him 1 million, just out of principle

Mikes jury game was already decide once the big6 decided to pick off the young ppl and shirin

I mean i don't even like Mike, but holy shit would anyone for the 4 others? (i know they still have to whittle down to final 3)

It's a simple plan really, even an idiot could execute, get rid of Mike

And i hope they do!

To me it's more entertaining to see everyone being so salty
 
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This guy is the gift that keeps on giving.

A reminder of Jenn and her awesomness @ :34:

 
Lanx

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yea with those vids, i want my final three
fat black guy, rodney, sierra

there's 8 jurors, there ever been a survivor tie b4? maybe they should all just vote for a tie if that happens.
 
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yea with those vids, i want my final three
fat black guy, rodney, sierra
there's 8 jurors, there ever been a survivor tie b4? maybe they should all just vote for a tie if that happens.
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What the heck, why would you want worthless token black guy, jersey crybaby, or giraffe to win? This season would suck if that was the final 3.
Mike deserves to win, his social play wasn't the greatest and made some obvious missteps, but he made moves all game and won idols to stay in the game to this point. MamaC would be second on the list to win, clutch timing on the idol plus a couple wins. The smug look on Dan's face after he played the extra vote, then the wtf face after she plays the idol was priceless.

"Flippers never win." Glad that jackass is out.
 
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Yeah his impressions are hilarious, I guess that's good enough for people to put him in a final three, but sure as hell not winning the season.
His losing every single food and single immunity challenges and then crying about for past 3 or 4 episodes overshadows his funniness. Like Mike said, you want it then win it, stop begging people to hand over a reward.
 
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Oh, I don't want him to win(or think he should), but the impressions are hilarious.
 
Lanx

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What the heck, why would you want worthless token black guy, jersey crybaby, or giraffe to win? This season would suck if that was the final 3.
Mike deserves to win, his social play wasn't the greatest and made some obvious missteps, but he made moves all game and won idols to stay in the game to this point. MamaC would be second on the list to win, clutch timing on the idol plus a couple wins. The smug look on Dan's face after he played the extra vote, then the wtf face after she plays the idol was priceless.

"Flippers never win." Glad that jackass is out.
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cuz this season is so horrible, at least get a s14 Dreamz fucks over YauMan moment so bad that the viewers will revolt, what happened after that? 4 minorites is the upper limit for any season now, with the average hovering at 2 to 3.

Maybe the next seasons they'll have a requirement that at least 8 ppl have to have a higher IQ than rodney, i don't mind the jersey shore, about at least be smart.
 
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