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Soygen

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I wanted to feel bad for Shirin a couple episodes ago, but having a screwed up past only gets you so much leeway. She's annoying as fuck.
 

Djay

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Survivor - Second Chance Vote - CBS.com

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Fucking Rodney. Guy is such a kid.
I remember most of the guys and there are about 6 of them I wouldn't mind seeing come back. The girls, however...the only ones I recognize are Kass, Peih, Shirin, and Carolyn. And I barely recognized Carolyn. I'd probably remember them if I saw pictures of how they looked on their seasons, like someone else said. Stephanie and Ciera sorta look familiar. Anyway...where are Tits McGee from last season and Busty Boobisson from a season or two before that? Those are the two I want to vote for.
 

Lanx

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I remember most of the guys and there are about 6 of them I wouldn't mind seeing come back. The girls, however...the only ones I recognize are Kass, Peih, Shirin, and Carolyn. And I barely recognized Carolyn. I'd probably remember them if I saw pictures of how they looked on their seasons, like someone else said. Stephanie and Ciera sorta look familiar. Anyway...where are Tits McGee from last season and Busty Boobisson from a season or two before that? Those are the two I want to vote for.
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S1 Borneo - Kelly Wiglesworth
S2 Outback - Kimmi Kappenberg, Jeff Varner
S3 Africa - Teresa Cooper
S7 Pearl Islands - Andrew Savage
S12 Panama - Shane Powers, Terry Deitz
S15 China - Peih-Gee Law
S18 Tocantins - Stephen Fishbach
S19 Samoa - Monica Padilla
S22 Redemption Island - Stephanie Valencia, Natalie Tenerelli
S23 South Pacific - Mikayla Wingle, Jim Rice
S24 One World - Troyzan Robertson, Sabrina Thompson
S25 Philippines - Abi-Maria Gomes
S27 Blood vs. Water - Brad Culpepper, Vytas Baskauskas, Ciera Eastin
S28 Cagayan - Tasha Fox, Spencer Bledsoe, Yung "Woo" Hwang, Kass McQuillen
S29 San Juan del Sur - Kelley Wentworth, Jeremy Collins, Keith Nale
S30 Worlds Apart - Max Dawson, Joe Anglim, Shirin Oskooi, Carolyn Rivera, Mike Holloway

The only thing i'm sure of is, if Tasha or Peih-gee(lets just call her peggy, come on) Makes it on to s31, they are the first boot. smart and a minority? = gone, unless ppl think they're "all-stars" and they want to really go weakest out, team first, then abi is the first boot.
 

Araxen

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I just want hot chicks to be there with a backbone. I know I'm asking a lot. They normally don't go hand in hand for whatever reason.
 

Gravel

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So I was feeling like watching some old seasons, and went back through the thread because I swore there was talk of best seasons. But I could only actually find a single post about them:

Top 5 Best Season:
13 Survivor: Cook Islands
19 Survivor: Samoa
20 Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains
12 Survivor: Panama
25 Survivor: Philippines

Top 5 Worst Season:
14 Survivor: Fiji
22 Survivor: Redemption Island
3 Survivor: Africa
5 Survivor: Thailand
24 Survivor: One World
So anyway, I remember watching the first 3 seasons for sure. And I know I started back up again at season 16 (although I also vaguely remember parts of China) and have caught every season since. Can anyone recommend any others to watch? And also where to go to find them? Newsgroups seem to only have 7, 9-12, and 15+.

Seasons:
1 Survivor: Borneo
2 Survivor: The Australian Outback
3 Survivor: Africa
4 Survivor: Marquesas
5 Survivor: Thailand
6 Survivor: The Amazon
7 Survivor: Pearl Islands
8 Survivor: All-Stars
9 Survivor: Vanuatu
10 Survivor: Palau
11 Survivor: Guatemala
12 Survivor: Panama
13 Survivor: Cook Islands
14 Survivor: Fiji
15 Survivor: China
16 Survivor: Micronesia
17 Survivor: Gabon
18 Survivor: Tocantins
19 Survivor: Samoa
20 Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains
21 Survivor: Nicaragua
22 Survivor: Redemption Island
23 Survivor: South Pacific
24 Survivor: One World
25 Survivor: Philippines
26 Survivor: Caramoan
27 Survivor: Blood vs. Water
28 Survivor: Cagayan
29 Survivor: San Juan del Sur
30 Survivor: World's Apart
 

Araxen

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The CBS Netflix like service streams them. I think that's the only place.
 

Lanx

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so you're asking if any seasons between 4-15 are worth it? as i said b4 13 is great and produced many x2,x3 returnees.

s12 is great too, and you'd get to know why shane and terry are on the voting list as possible returnees, also the first appearance of a favorite sassy black woman.

if you're even thinking of watching s10 or s11, you'd have to watch s10 first, think of it as a 2 season package.

s9 was a bore except for camp life and politics

the rest of those seasons i couldn't care about.
 

BrutulTM

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I watched S1 and was totally addicted but then for some reason didn't watch again until Season 15 which I liked just as much as S1 and haven't missed an episode since then. I don't know what made me stop watching it after S1. I vaguely remember watching the first episode of Australia but then just never watched it again.
 

Djay

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Pearl Islands, All-Stars, and Cook Islands are the ones that stick out at me. I don't remember details without looking up the synopsis or wiki for each season, but I'm pretty sure I liked those.
 

Gravel

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Wow, watched the first episode of Panama (S12) and it's like a completely different show. Weirds me the fuck out. I can't imagine what season 1 was like at this point.
 

BrutulTM

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Season 1 was a totally different game, and to some extent Richard Hatch was the only one that was really playing. There were people in S1 that were literally voting for people in alphabetical order.
 

Djay

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Season 1 was a totally different game, and to some extent Richard Hatch was the only one that was really playing. There were people in S1 that were literally voting for people in alphabetical order.
I actually kinda liked how Keith had no idea how the game was played last season. Can we do a season with people that have never ever watched a season of Survivor? That would be painful and awesome at the same time.
 

Gravel

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I'm just glad Caroline played her idol. First smart thing she's done this game.

They're all so focused on Mike and I thought that would be her downfall.

I can't believe this season is over in a week. Went fast.
 

BrutulTM

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Good episode. I thought I was going to have a heart attack watching Mike's ball circle the center like 23 times. Mike's social game is just a little off. I think if he could play it a little cooler he would be awesome. He's just a little too much of a spaz and he makes people nervous.

I have to say I enjoyed Rodney utterly failing to throw a grappling hook during the immunity challenge. I don't think he even got his second bag and they showed like 5 times where it went directly into the sand at his feet.

I think Dan screwed himself with the advantage like we all knew he would. Carolyn might have played her idol anyway but I wouldn't be surprised if the advantage pushed her over the edge. Either way we won't have a Dan, Rodney, Will F3. I laughed at Sierra going "how could we vote?". Also, the only way Dan's extra vote would have made a difference was if only Carolyn and Sierra had turned on him. If the whole alliance was voting Dan one extra vote wouldn't have saved him.

Oh, also it was pretty funny that neither team could solve the word puzzle for an hour. Jeff sounded like he was late for a hot date or something. That was a hard phrase though. Maybe Probst does say "A reward with all the fixins" but it's no "Want to know what you're playing for?" or "Come on in guys!".
 

Downhammer

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My kids make fun of me every week for saying all of Jeff's catch phrases right on que, and can't ever recall "a reward with all the fixins." Maybe if the actual reward was burgers or hot dogs or something, but what the fuck is all the fixins for surf and turf.

I'm rooting for Mike and Carolyn to both make final 3 so there's some real competition at final tribal. I can't see Rodney or Will saying anything to sway the jury in their favor and I'm not sure anyone would even waste their question on Sierra.
 

Lanx

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My kids make fun of me every week for saying all of Jeff's catch phrases right on que, and can't ever recall "a reward with all the fixins." Maybe if the actual reward was burgers or hot dogs or something, but what the fuck is all the fixins for surf and turf.

I'm rooting for Mike and Carolyn to both make final 3 so there's some real competition at final tribal. I can't see Rodney or Will saying anything to sway the jury in their favor and I'm not sure anyone would even waste their question on Sierra.
He actually does say that once a season, you know where the reward is extra delicious.

also here is the lol picture of the week, guess where it's from
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yup, when carolyn said she wasn't giving up this challenge... then later, "DUDE, like surf n turf is my favorite!"

also this ponderosa felt icky, 7whole minutes of just Dan is disgusting to watch, go flush out your eyes


also can you spot the survivor snub?
 

Araxen

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Carolyn still needs the others because she has to get rid of Mike. She's playing for second place if she takes him to final tribal. Mike can take Carolyn to tribal and win easily. It doesn't matter who Mike takes. He just needs to win out. Carolyn wins easily if Mike is gone.
 

Lanx

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BTW, you'd think Sierra would have been first to the ball puzzle, throwing that rope. Why? she's a fucking rodeo champ or some shit, whatever it is, i'm sure she's done way more rope throwing than the avg 10,000 ppl, hell i think i threw a rope once, i doubt we'd even get 10 rope throws in this thread. But no of course Mike just basically struts his way on through, b/c NO ONE can even foster a challenge. And since it's final 5 we no there's no stupid endurance challenge, so there goes Carolyn's chance of winning immunity. (cuz Sierra can't win shit, she's a hair better than the 2 fatty mcfats)

At this point, if i were the black fatty or rodney the retard, i'd beg mike to take me to final 3, just so i could get 2nd or 3rd place monies, cuz there is no way Mike looses, numbers are on his side. Look at white fatty's confessional, big boob chick (i already forgot her name) couldn't believe fatty wouldn't be voting for Mike, like it's already in the cards he wins.
 

Soygen

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also this ponderosa felt icky, 7whole minutes of just Dan is disgusting to watch, go flush out your eyes
He's so fucking insufferable. Last night was a very entertaining episode.