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Gravel

Gravel

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I feel like Mike and Tyler are the only ones worth a shit in the game. I'm not sure what Brutal is talking about, because Caroline seems like just another idiot. She was locked on Shireen because she doesn't like her, and that was that. She's just as bad as Dan, except she doesn't run her mouth about it as much.
 
Lanx

Lanx

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Tyler is the next target, imo, the inner circle has already voiced concerns how he could get "the others" to vote for him, he is seemingly a saint who is thrown in with a pack of thugs.

Mike will never make it to f3, if he does, he wins, but they are going to immunity challenge his ass to death, i wouldn't mind seeing him go on an immunity streak though. He's no Ozzy but maybe he could just pull a Terry, being that he is actually doing challenges against the most inept ppl.

I mean holy shit, there are still 2 fatty mcfats on there. Cierra is just about the worst contestant, ugh what a horrible giraffe.

And Carol is an old woman, so she's no worry.

Really, it's going to go down to Rodney vs. Mike, the Main alliance only has Rodney to rely on to even muster up a challenge against Mike. (that's if they get tyler out next, otherwise it's those 3 giving us something of a good challenge)
 
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Xenrauk

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For the most part Tyler and Caroline haven't had to do much, she found the immunity idol early on so hasn't had to worry about anything, they both fell into the Rodney alliance since the first merge and had been under the blue alliance for the most part since everyone was focused on taking out all the red alliance players. They've kept their mouths shut though, and tried not to stand out too much. No one has played the game as much as Mike and really is the only one deserving to win, but that probably won't happen.
 
Lanx

Lanx

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Mike has to go through 4 back to back immunity wins in a row to get to F3

Biggest disappointment this season has to be sierra.
This boring giraffe makes last years giraffe look good.
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Survivor has never had so many gigantor's but man sierra is depressing.
 
BrutulTM

BrutulTM

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
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I listened to the "Rob Has a Podcast" episode with Sandra this morning and after they interview they played the audio from Dan pep-talking Rodney during the immunity challenge and it was fucking hilarious. It really sounded like Jeff giving the play by play on gay porn.

Survivor 2015: Worlds Apart Episode 11 Recap| Sandra Diaz-Twine

The part I'm talking about is at 2:46
 
Downhammer

Downhammer

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Does that potential cast list mean that Mike and mama C don't win? Maybe Jeff's comment at the very end about taking the weakest means those two are doomed anyway. I don't know who the fuck would win if those two are voted out.
 
Araxen

Araxen

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Well they are all stupid if they don't vote out Mike next week. The preview for next week seems like a swerve to make sure people watch next week. Mike could very well win out though with who is left. Carolyn and Mike are the only two who can win challenges. The rest are all worthless at them. Maybe Rodney can win one maybe..
 
BrutulTM

BrutulTM

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I didn't expect Caroline to flip on Tyler this early but it was a smart move. If she winds up sitting next to anybody but Mike I think she wins. Sierra might get some votes because everyone says she is a genuinely nice person that everyone likes, but I don't really see her beating Caroline or Mike. Not sure if she could beat Rodney or not because he has technically "made moves" but I honestly don't think he has really controlled anything. They just let him pretend that he is as long as he's doing what they want because they don't want another temper tantrum. Holy shit was that annoying watching a grown man cry for an hour about his birthday. Give me a fucking break.

God if the final comes down to Rodney, Will, and Dan that has to be about the worst F3 ever. Rodney definitely wins that though.

I'm still rooting for Mike. He needs to win immunity and start selling himself as a goat in case he doesn't.
 
BrutulTM

BrutulTM

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Downhammer_sl said:
Does that potential cast list mean that Mike and mama C don't win?
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EW.com asked Jeff this question and he said that if either of them wins then they will not be eligible for next season and votes for them will not count.

Also, I don't remember many of those players and seeing pictures of them with their hair combed and shit is not helping much.
 
Lanx

Lanx

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BrutulTM_sl said:
Holy shit was that annoying watching a grown man cry for an hour about his birthday. Give me a fucking break.
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I think you guys are wrong.

You forget Rodney is a dumbshit jersey shore retard,

and what do retards do on their birthday? they get shitfaced!

his dumbass wanted alcohol

I think Mike still has a chance to survive this week, he just has to turn one of the girls towards either rodney of the fat mailman(i still don't know his name b/c fat white guy is still a good description).
 
elcaro1101

elcaro1101

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Bahaha..... fuck you Rodney, fuck you!

I find myself wanting Mike to do better, just to see that group breakup.
 
Araxen

Araxen

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lanx_sl said:
I think you guys are wrong.

You forget Rodney is a dumbshit jersey shore retard,

and what do retards do on their birthday? they get shitfaced!

his dumbass wanted alcohol
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LOL! You hit the nail on the head. It's too bad they didn't wheel out a keg of Budweiser as the reward instead of the kids stuff. Can you imagine the rage then?

If the people vote Kass in for Season 31 I'm going to be pissed . She was a terrible player. Khaos Kass should have been Terrible Gameplay Kass. I hope Spencer gets in and Brad Culpepper is a shoe-in since Jeff has a man crush on him.
 
Lanx

Lanx

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Araxen_sl said:
If the people vote Kass in for Season 31 I'm going to be pissed . She was a terrible player. Khaos Kass should have been Terrible Gameplay Kass. I hope Spencer gets in and Brad Culpepper is a shoe-in since Jeff has a man crush on him.
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are you kidding me? Shirin and Kass for s31! that shit would be crazy good
 
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an accordion_sl

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fuck... Spencer is going to get the majority of votes, means we have to see his stupid cocky attitude and childish tantrums for another season


edit: watching the ponderosa video, shirin is still bitter as fuck, jesus
 
BrutulTM

BrutulTM

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Kass was not a good player, but I found her fairly entertaining.
 
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