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Soygen

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Good social game. Showed loyalty to his alliance with Steven, even if that itself failed. Has won immunties. Depending on who he is up against, I feel he is well-liked enough and well-spoken enough to speak his case.
 

Djay

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Plus his idol play to save Steven was pretty awesome even if it only kept him there an extra week. And up until that week, he was really the person in the "center" of the big voting blocks. Of course, it's going to depend on what he does from here...does he pull his alliance together and use his idol and win immunities to get to the end or do the girls pick him off now that Joe is gone? It's not like someone is going to drag him in to Final 3 as a pawn.
 

Lanx

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Yea i'd say one of these 4 is the obvious winner
Jeremy
Spencer
Tasha
Kelley

I don't see anyone voting for kelley tho, and Tasha is pretty invisible, and do i get the feeling that no one likes Spencer? rubs ppl the wrong way?

The rest are goats.

Still rooting for Abi, cuz i don't care!
 

BrutulTM

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I would be pissed if Abi won, but at this point I am rooting for her to make the finale, just for the epic meltdown she will undoubtedly have in FTC.
 

Lanx

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Yea, i'm hoping she gets to FTC, and just hoping that all the Jury is smart and just address the other two and totally ignore Abi, like a non-existence. But i dont't think we'll get a good Jury this year, gonna be filled w/ snooze ppl like
boring kimmi
wtf was this old kelly (i'm sure shes gone soon)
surprised if Joe could even form a sentence w/o climbing up a tree
fishback is just gonna pander to the Jury(fans)
I don't remember Kass giving a decent speech, i doubt Savage can do the same.
Ciera is gonna say "in BvW, i voted off my mom, what did you do!"
 

Gravel

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Fucking LOL at all the "we" talk. That shit was classic, and I feel like Probst egged them on to make it sound more ridiculous. Keith forgetting Tasha's name was hilarious too.

So Tasha totally turned stereotypical black woman fast there. She started all talking shit like she has the game locked up, and then topped it off with almost drowning in typical black person form.

As far as tribal goes, Abi kills me. Right before she was talking about how her resume was looking up, and how good of a game she was playing. And then in her exit interview says "I'm glad to be away from those crazy people!" The delusion is strong. Worse, to top it all off, she voted for Keith? I have to imagine she was trying to make some kind of tie play where she didn't look like the villain, because she wanted jury votes. Just more proof that she's insane.

I'm not sure I agree with Spencer's decision. He just got done talking about how Joe might have been a bad choice, and then he goes and keeps the strongest remaining people. PLUS he pisses off Kelly, who will have no issues aligning with Kimmi who is pretty much proven to be untrustworthy. On the other side, I DO kind of get it. Abi is just toxic. Her bipolar-ness is scary as shit.
 

Lanx

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Ponderosa

Abi brings da drama to Ponderosa finally!

Holy Shit, Savage is a pathetic human, it's glorious to watch

some sob sob bs with abi at the end, she's really delusional oh well.

Day after


This is truly the mind of a sociopath, i have to take a shower listening to her.

NOW, the season is boring, bleh

We have to bring Abi back, just bring back all the most vile disgusting survivors, sanctions be damned, we cannot have 1 good soul in there, just all evil people, it'd be great!

men:
colton
russel
savage
dan(fat postman)
rodney(jersey shore)
will(fat blackguy)
randy

women:
abi
alicia
corrine
kass
 

Xenrauk

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DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!
My forehead is red from all the slapping I did whenever Abi said anything.

And no the season isn't now boring, she got booted on the second last episode. She's been around long enough to provide the healthy dose of crazy delusional aspect for most of the season, waiting to see what crap she comes up with at the jury questioning. Should be a good run to the final three now to cap off a great season.
 

Jysin

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I must say, I laughed out loud after the vote was announced! Usually the jury has some smirks and smiles or shock, but it was a unanimous look of realization "oh fuck.. Abi's coming to Ponderosa with us !" Priceless. That woman needs solid time booked with a shrink.
 

jeffvader

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next wednesday finale instead of this sunday is interesting. wonder if there was a scheduling conflict or something. hii's are really going to come into play now. i'm pretty surprised at the lack of any super strong alliances more than a month into it and all the talk of flipping. i'm still hoping for keith or jeremy to take it. i feel like jeremy would have the best speech and keith's would just be lol.
 

Xenrauk

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There hasn't been any big strong alliances because they did 3 tribe swaps, and because that they were forced into this idea of doing "voting" blocks and ran with it.
There's a couple very small "we" alliances that have survived a while like jeremy and kimmi.

Again the womens immunity idol gone after like 1 use? Might as well stop using it, or bring it in earlier in the game.
Also sunday is bad for the schedule because cbs has madam secretary which is pulling in the same amount of viewers and new episode to show before the break.
 

BrutulTM

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I think Spencer is in a good position to make F3 right now. I had thought that nobody would want to take him to the end but he has back stabbed so many close allies now that he is really counting on people putting their emotions aside and voting for game play. I think this jury (aside from Savage and Abbi) are not likely to be butthurt, but he may not be as bad a person to sit next to as I thought, particularly for somebody like Wentworth who hasn't really been in a position to screw people over in the game and has played well from the bottom and used one idol effectively and may use another.
 

Djay

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I'm wondering if the thing that "has never happened in 31 seasons of Survivor" will be that none of the votes will count. Thinking Jer and Wentworth both use their idols.
 

Araxen

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I'm wondering if the thing that "has never happened in 31 seasons of Survivor" will be that none of the votes will count. Thinking Jer and Wentworth both use their idols.
I think you are right.

Decent episode and things are very interesting going into next week. There is no clear cut winner and any of them except Kimmi have a shot at winning it all I feel.
 

Kirun

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Maybe he couldn't count on Abi, but I feel like Spencer may have made a million dollar mistake by siding with Tasha, Kimmi, and Jeremy.

He would have a cakewalk win against everybody in his final 4, except maybe Wentworth. Now, he's siding with Jeremy and Tasha. I just think his odds are a lot worse now.
 

Lanx

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I see at least Spencer and Jeremy in the final two, pretty sure everyone is gonna get rid of keith. That reward challenge was beyond stupid for Jeremy, he works with rope and hoses and fucking ladders! The both of them are just gonna best buddy it up and take some goat girl with them, probably not kimmi she apparently is too friendly w/ the Jury.

I still don't know why ppl like Spencer or Jeremy, I wouldn't mind crazy no eyebrow bitch winning.
 

Adebisi

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Of course Abi votes herself out.

I was fine with her sticking around, since she's retarded and everyone knew she was retarded. The equivalent of bringing a log to the final three.
 

Soygen

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I still don't know why ppl like Spencer or Jeremy, I wouldn't mind crazy no eyebrow bitch winning.
Jeremy is just a likable dude, in my opinion. Spencer is a young white guy, so I will always root for a shitlord.