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Ameraves

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Lanx said:
Hali is inferior to Andrea in each and every data point. Hell, Andrea even interviews and talks better than Hali, and she's a fucking lawyer.
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Disagree. Hali had an amazing ass. Outside of that though, I agree with you
 
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Drakain

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Seems like a shitty start to me.

Idol paranoia on day two.
Alan lands into a power 4 on day one, day 2 he decides he wants to be a shit disturber and blow it up cause "power couple", day 3 throws his alliance under the bus at tribal but goes along with the plan to vote out one of the moms.
New idol being used, can only use it in first tribal after the votes, cool. It gets sent to Chrissy who goes along with the power 4 to blindside her only ally anyways, idol has no impact and probably won't ever return.
Not really anyone interesting to pick for going long into the game yet.
 
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Valorath

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Man I really wanted the Diversity Advocate to get some time on screen tonight. Hoping for major lulz in the coming weeks. Will be disappointed if this ho doesn't deliver.
 
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Asian chick on the Hustler tribe. She was sitting bottom right on the boat when everyone was gathered up before they looted the boat for supplies.

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BrutulTM

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I liked the idea of the idol that is only useable at the first tribal but it's not surprising that it wouldn't get used unless the person getting voted out had it. There is no alliance worth sticking your neck out for at the first tribal. Still better than waiting the whole season for it to be a nothing burger though.

I don't know what Alan was trying to do with his super aggressive idol accusations but getting people to actually consider voting out an NFL player at the first tribal is kind of an accomplishment I guess.
 
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Sure.....you saw the limp dick doctor for....kidney stones.
 
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Lanx

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Valorath said:
Asian chick on the Hustler tribe. She was sitting bottom right on the boat when everyone was gathered up before they looted the boat for supplies.

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haven't watched yet, too bad theres no amount of island starvation that will make her hot like chacha
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Soygen said:
We watched this last night and I was like "Holy shit! That little Jewish doctor is my urologist!" I saw him when I was first diagnosed with kidney stones. I'm pulling for him.


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yea fuck this, Soygens doctordik will be our pony for the season.
 
Soygen

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I was nervous since last night's edit put him on the radar for looking for the idol. Luckily he showed some skills on the ball puzzle. That's the kind of dude I want taking care of my dick.
 
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Gravel

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Soygen said:
We watched this last night and I was like "Holy shit! That little Jewish doctor is my urologist!" I saw him when I was first diagnosed with kidney stones. I'm pulling for him.


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Damn bro, sorry to hear your dick doesn't work.

I think it's interesting that whenever they decide to break the contestants up into groups, the people all the sudden start identifying themselves with those traits immediately. "Yeah, as a brainy kind of guy, I'm going to play this way." "We're all healers, so we're definitely good at communication."

It's like they forget that they were whatever they were before they were put on the tribe. That, or they're coached and I'm sad at the manipulation.

Anyway, this seems to continue the trend of a black person acting completely irrational and blowing up their own game. Seriously, every single season, first three days, a black person does this. It's bizarre. At first I thought it was some master plan (in his confessional he mentioned "they're going to think I'm acting crazy") but he just kept going with it to the complete detriment of his game. No, you're not some master manipulator, you're just fucking retarded. People aren't going to want to put up with a nutjob no matter how athletic they are.
 
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Soygen

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The black dude played the "I'm just planting the seeds to make them think something is going on!". I'm guessing he pulled that out the next day after thinking about how insane he was...then he went full in at tribal. I don't think he's long for this world.

Also, I knew I was walking into all the broken dick jokes when I said I went to that guy. Dammit.
 
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