Survivor

I think this season has serious potential. A very diverse cast of personalities (not in an sjw way), and Alan is going to be comedy gold if he can survive long enough.

How did Simone get cast on this show? Holy fuck she's one of the most low energy people I've ever seen on TV. Made me want to take a nap listening to her talk.

#diversity

With three six-person teams, they can't let one team get too out-numbered. Challenges aren't as interesting when one team sits two and another sits one while the last one fields all of their members. The three-team format seems to always mix the teams up early.

Patrick was salty getting voted out. "I can't believe I couldn't trust their word, they lied to me." This guy hasn't watched Survivor, I guess.

So Mr swing vote Ryan decides to go with the heroes in Chrissy (someone he didn't start the game with just sent her the secret advantage for whatever reason) and getting blow back from Ali (who he started with from day one), when he could have voted with Ali and not get any blowback from Chrissy. Not sure how smart of a move that was, as the actual swing vote Roark was on their side. Season still on the meh side.

lol Ryan... he should be trying to keep Ali happy. That girl is hot af, smart, and super loyal. She is never going to fully trust him again and she shouldn't, as he put her on the chopping block to go next if they go to tribal again before another merge.

Roark was some sort of weird sociopath though. The dead-eye'd-gawker look she would give people when they talked to her was making my skin crawl.

Hot virgin got rekt. Though, her taste in men is extremely questionable if she wants to date a fucking retard, 7 years her minor, like Cole outside of the show.

The last two weeks have been hell on the show's eye candy.

Joe is definitely this season's Tony. Fucking guy plays by his own rules and gives no shits. He is rubbing it in peoples faces a little too much though. Tony as big a piece of slimy shit as he was, actually convinced a few people to have his back. Joe has nobody looking out for him or that he can count on.

People like Rat Boy are a credit to the casting they do on this show. He is pure gold when ever a camera is on him and he is making big moves.

I don't know about Dick Dr. He is pretty annoying. You can tell he is a life-long underdog by just looking at him and hearing him speak. He doesn't need to verbalize it every chance he gets.

Softball playing Big Bertha is just angry. I don't see the appeal.

Mr. PTSD is the kind of guy that everyone loves. He is a good ol' back-woods boy, but no dummy. He is clearly tough, but in a non-threatening way. He is smart, but not devious.

Well that sucks. She was probably the most rootable black woman in the history of Survivor.

She was like Michaela but without the attitude. And more attractive.