Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

PatrickStar · May 15, 2018

We are getting closer to squeezing all the lawl juice from this lemon. The cuck showing up last night prolonged the inevitable crash. At this point other than the side piece, 68 yr old war vet, or the abusive grandfather showing up we are close to banning the trainwrecks and banishing this thread to the hall of shame.

Aldarion · May 15, 2018

BrutulTM said:
I give up on trying to read this whole thread, but that babysitter app seems like something that could easily turn into a way to find prostitutes. Is it possible to post an ad saying you need a sitter for zero kids and pay $300 an hour?

EDIT: Oh, I got it. You post that you need a sitter for 500,000,000 children that are all -9 months old.

LOL ya think? Every time he posts those pics (and hes done it probably a dozen times across several threads) I wonder, why are you cruising craigslist personals or backpages for a babysitter? Then I realize its nominally a "babysitter finding app"

Nester · May 15, 2018

Is “med school” code for rub and tug school?

Aldarion · May 15, 2018

And Alkorin easily wins the thread for most disturbing post. Which is quite a feat.

No, Alkorin, normal parents dont ever think about killing their kids. I may or may not think about murdering the general public like Thanos on a regular basis, but literally never my kids. WTF.

Breakdown · May 15, 2018

Do I fantasize about getting cancer and dying while sitting in traffic on my way home to get bitched at by my wife about leaving the cupboards open? Yes.

Do I imagine my own eulogy and what it would sound like while stuck at work on a nice day? Yes.

Do I ever fantasize about killing my child? Hell no.

I mean, Im not crazy.

Pops · May 15, 2018

Hah. My mother's favorite line when we annoyed the hell of her.

"Why don't you go outside and play in the traffic?"

Drinsic · May 15, 2018

I wish more parents thought about it, especially when some little shitmachine is kicking the back of my airplane seat or crying in a theater.

alavaz · May 15, 2018

Drinsic said:
I wish more parents thought about it, especially when some little shitmachine is kicking the back of my airplane seat or crying in a theater.

Thinking about killing other peoples kids is quite normal.

fred sanford · May 15, 2018

Can you guys stop mentioning Tyen_is_a_f@ggot_b1tch in posts? Those pages are getting blocked on my work laptop and I have to read them on my phone.

On a serious note, shaw this shit show. It went from not sure if serious lulz to watching a car crash to depressing. I'm sure we'll see it and catch up on the bottom of some local news page.

Lejina · May 15, 2018

I'm still trying to catch up, on page 28 now. Burning questions I have: do we know yet what position were Beak 2.0 and Tyen on when Trex walked in? Did grandpa pump and dump her? Perhaps, bareback for extra dough or because that's just how she roll? Did she get played by some geriatric PUA?

TJT · May 15, 2018

Nester said:
Is “med school” code for rub and tug school?

Probably going to this place. 2 year program on how to run a whack shack.

Phazael · May 15, 2018

fred sanford
Your opinion has been noted. But these two shit on this community so hard that this sort of public flogging is basically justice. It sucks for the kids, but they had no chance in the first place. We sat through years of these sociopaths taking a dump on everything, I think we can let this ride for more than a couple days.

ZyyzYzzy · May 15, 2018

fred sanford said:
Can you guys stop mentioning Tyen_is_a_f@ggot_b1tch in posts? Those pages are getting blocked on my work laptop and I have to read them on my phone.

On a serious note, shaw this shit show. It went from not sure if serious lulz to watching a car crash to depressing. I'm sure we'll see it and catch up on the bottom of some local news page.

The fuck? This thread is in screenshots. Stop bitching

fred sanford · May 15, 2018

If it we're just them I'd break out popcorn because I learned to loathe these two when they burned FoH to the ground.

But the non-imaginingmurderingmychildren parent in me is done with it.

GuardianX · May 15, 2018

Alkorin said:
Just a thought here. Are you a parent?

Have you ever, for a brief moment, thought of ending your children because they just won't leave you alone?

If you are a parent, and you answer "no" to the above question, you're a lying sack of shit, because children are quite possibly the most annoying creatures on this planet sometimes, especially when they are well and truly aware that they can manipulate you.

I am not defending Trex here (never will I ever), but you're really grasping. If you think the kids are in so much danger that you have to intervene without being party to 100% of the situational knowledge here, go nuts, but don't expect others to do it for you.

Am parent, haven't thought about ending my kids.

Do you perhaps MAYBE...connect the fact that you think about ending your kids / GET REALLY MAD AT THEM...with the fact they use manipulation on you?

I mean think about it...

You created the situation where your kids view you as unapproachable. To the point that they believe their only chance at being able to do things they want to do in life is to manipulate the shit out of you. How about this, next time your kids manipulate you try to find out why they thought they should manipulate you for their goal. I'm going to guess it's going to be a simple thing like, "I thought you'd be angry" or "I thought you'd say no".

I'm not talking about sitting with your kids as you braid flowers into your hair as you talk about fee-fees, I'm talking about figuring out why you as a parent are viewed as the enemy and not the adult. You can still be in control (for the most part) and not give into their every whim.

Araysar · May 15, 2018

Lejina said:
I'm still trying to catch up, on page 28 now. Burning questions I have: do we know yet what position were Beak 2.0 and Tyen on when Trex walked in? Did grandpa pump and dump her? Perhaps, bareback for extra dough or because that's just how she roll? Did she get played by some geriatric PUA?

THANK YOU. I WANTED TO KNOW THE POSITION TOO.

tyen ?

trex ?

Lejina · May 15, 2018

Oh fuck that just hit me! Did someone told sidepiece to join the forum yet?!

tyen · May 15, 2018

We were watching chapelle's special. When T came, at like 3am

tyen · May 15, 2018

Lejina said:
Oh fuck that just hit me! Did someone told sidepiece to join the forum yet?!

We hung out once and didnt bang. Nothing to go off of there. Her boobs are ridic and i wanted to see them for quite awhile.

T used to do this thing where she would spam my friend's phones if i didnt answer. It was pretty annoying.

For awhile she was calling my work 4-5 times a shift just to fuck with me. Called up their corporate office and told them I was fucking an employee (they had me manage and whatnot a bunch, but I was never in a salary position). Manager jobs at restaraunts are really fucking terrible compared to a server at a restaraunt, so her plan of getting me fired didnt work out.

Makes no sense to me why she was trying to do that when I was trying to rebuild me and my kids lives, "im gonna get tyen fired cuz im mad and drunk."

ZyyzYzzy · May 15, 2018

tyen said:
We were watching chapelle's special. When T came, at like 3am

Granny nooo...when keeping it real goes wrong

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