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A woman has twin sons with mouths like sailors. They're always swearing and she can't take it anymore. One night she says to her husband, "If these kids swear one more time I'm gonna punch 'em out". He says, "Hey, go ahead and do what you're gotta do, they're your kids."
The next morning, the two twins come down for breakfast. She says to the first twin, "What do you want for breakfast?" Kid says, "Umm... I'll have some fucking pancakes". BOOM! She hits him. He goes down. He's on the ground. His jaw is all messed up. He's all bloody and stuff. She looks at the second son. She says, "Now you. What you want for breakfast?" So he looks at his brother all bloody on the ground, looks back up at his mom, looks at his brother again, and he says, "A sure as hell don't want any fucking pancakes".
The next morning, the two twins come down for breakfast. She says to the first twin, "What do you want for breakfast?" Kid says, "Umm... I'll have some fucking pancakes". BOOM! She hits him. He goes down. He's on the ground. His jaw is all messed up. He's all bloody and stuff. She looks at the second son. She says, "Now you. What you want for breakfast?" So he looks at his brother all bloody on the ground, looks back up at his mom, looks at his brother again, and he says, "A sure as hell don't want any fucking pancakes".
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