The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

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Deathwing

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Blackyce_sl said:
Nope, unlike Kuriin, I'm not really into anal. Also I lived in San Francisco during the height of the aids epidemic so safe sex was pretty much drilled into my head and never have anything but.
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So sex for you is pretty much just blowjobs? Meh, I'd rather have cheese.
 
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BrutulTM_sl said:
I have to say that having a party where everyone gets together and fucks sounds pretty fun. Too bad about the having to gay part.
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Yup it's pretty much what they are. Was at a clothing optional resort. I had sex in the pool, hot tub and my room. Didn't do the dungeon or the secluded pathway behind the resort. Was a bit to cold to walk around naked most of the time. Luckily the pool was heated so even at night when it was 60 outside, the pool was great. Just shrivels your nuts getting out of the pool or hot tub into 60 degrees to walk back to your room.
 
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I dated someone who was in frottage and blow jobs. I swear, most BORING thing as fuck. I get that some guys just get so turned off from anal sex because of fear of HIV, but, there are many more things to be scared of. It's not like zidovudine is the only thing out to treat HIV. Hell, we're on one-pill a day cocktails now. If that don't work, you got Reyetaz/Epzicom/Viramune, etc.


edit: Blackyce, do you take shots in the mouth?
 
Blackyce

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Kuriin_sl said:
I dated someone who was in frottage and blow jobs. I swear, most BORING thing as fuck. I get that some guys just get so turned off from anal sex because of fear of HIV, but, there are many more things to be scared of. It's not like zidovudine is the only thing out to treat HIV. Hell, we're on one-pill a day cocktails now. If that don't work, you got Reyetaz/Epzicom/Viramune, etc.


edit: Blackyce, do you take shots in the mouth?
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Sorry just not really into anal and yes I swallow.
 
Deathwing

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Blackyce_sl said:
You've never had one of my blowjobs.
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I'll admit I've never had an orgasmic blowjob(hence the cheese comment), but the prospect of never/rare penetration is a severe downer.
 
Deathwing

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Nope(no orgasm). And considering a pussy or anus has far better coverage/tightness(not to mention I'm in control), it's not really something lost. It's not worth antagonizing my wife about it. I'll take the frequent anal I get from her over a BJ.
 
Blackyce

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Deathwing_sl said:
Nope(no orgasm). And considering a pussy or anus has far better coverage/tightness(not to mention I'm in control), it's not really something lost. It's not worth antagonizing my wife about it. I'll take the frequent anal I get from her over a BJ.
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Like I said, you've never had a good BJ and one of the best parts is not being in control. Nothing beats edging a guy with my mouth and tounge for 20-30 minutes until he's ready to explode and then get him off.
 
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Yeah blowing a bunch of fat guys is not my idea of a good time. Not that I slight you for it, mind you. Just the idea of the gut hitting me in the head is offensive.

And yeah, the women I have been with sucked at blowjobs, definitely always preferred intercourse of one kind or another to oral.
 
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A 30 minute blowjob actually sounds sort of painful. But I guess if anyone could make that enjoyable it's a gay dude.

Time to start putting on mass.
 
Deathwing

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Blackyce_sl said:
Like I said, you've never had a good BJ and one of the best parts is not being in control. Nothing beats edging a guy with my mouth and tounge for 20-30 minutes until he's ready to explode and then get him off.
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Grats to you for having the oral muscle stamina to go for that long. That's part of what I meant by antagonizing my wife. I've given my fair share of oral, it's tiring. Especially the day after when the frenulum hurts. Knowing that the other person is enjoying whatever is going on is of utmost important to me during sex. So asking someone to exhaust them self and possibly be in pain just so I can get a decent BJ? I'll pass. Especially since I can get what I'm looking for, an awesome orgasm, elsewhere in less time and pleasure her at the same time. Engineers love efficiency.
 
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chaos_sl said:
Yeah blowing a bunch of fat guys is not my idea of a good time. Not that I slight you for it, mind you. Justthe idea of the gut hitting me in the headis offensive.
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Interestingly for me that's one of the best parts of giving head.

chaos_sl said:
And yeah, the women I have been with sucked at blowjobs, definitely always preferred intercourse of one kind or another to oral.
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I've watched a number of straight porns and each time I see the woman giving head they are treating the guys dick like it's a stick shift on a car. Most women have no clue how to give good head or hand jobs because they don't have a dick and have no idea what the guy wants.
 
Blackyce

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Iannis_sl said:
A 30 minute blowjob actually sounds sort of painful. But I guess if anyone could make that enjoyable it's a gay dude.
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Well you don't stay on the guys dick with it in your mouth the entire time. You play with it. You can suck on just the head, deep throat it, run your tongue up and down the shaft or around the head or treat it like a lolipop. Not to mention playing with the guys balls and sucking on them as well as licking between the guys crack and balls. There's a lot you can do down there.
 
Blackyce

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Grats to you for having the oral muscle stamina to go for that long. That's part of what I meant by antagonizing my wife. I've given my fair share of oral, it's tiring. Especially the day after when the frenulum hurts. Knowing that the other person is enjoying whatever is going on is of utmost important to me during sex. So asking someone to exhaust them self and possibly be in pain just so I can get a decent BJ? I'll pass. Especially since I can get what I'm looking for, an awesome orgasm, elsewhere in less time and pleasure her at the same time. Engineers love efficiency.
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See that's the difference, I love doing that. Giving head gives me a huge hard on.
 
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Blackyce_sl said:
Most women have no clue how to give good head or hand jobs because they don't have a dick and have no idea what the guy wants.
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This is an argument I never understood. First of all, it isn't true, and how the hell would you know? How many women have blown you?

By that logic everyone on earth should be a world class massage therapist because we all have necks and backs. Different people like different things and some people put the effort in to be good at oral and some don't. I've gotten plenty of great head from women. A few have even been able to get me off every single time they went down on me.

Having a dick doesn't mean you automatically know how to suck one. I would probably be terrible at it, because I've never done it. And even though I know what I personally like, the next guy might not like the same things. If anything having a dick would put me at a disadvantage if you ask me because I'd be too concentrated on doing what I like and ignoring what they might be into.
 
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BrutulTM_sl said:
I have to say that having a party where everyone gets together and fucks sounds pretty fun. Too bad about the having to gay part.
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You don't have to be gay to go to sexual parties.
 
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