The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

Julian The Apostate · Dec 6, 2013

I think what makes a good blow job is if the person A) loves giving blow jobs and B) isn't afraid to lick balls/chode/etc. and not so much the gender.

Big Phoenix · Dec 6, 2013

Blackyce_sl said:
Like I said, you've never had a good BJ and one of the best parts is not being in control. Nothing beats edging a guy with my mouth and tounge for 20-30 minutes until he's ready to explode and then get him off.

damnit why cant women this open?

Kuriin · Dec 6, 2013

I can't see myself blowing someone for 30 minutes. I would prefer to eat ass for thirty minutes.

BrutulTM · Dec 6, 2013

Cad_sl said:
You don't have to be gay to go to sexual parties.

True, but women that are into that are like 1 in 1000 and most of the ones that are got that way by being molested as children and are all fucked up. You can't really participate in swinging unless you have a woman that is down with it since most places don't take single guys. Technically possible but not practical for the vast majority of straight people.

I always wonder if dudes ever hire a hooker for the night to pose as their girlfriend just to get into the swinger scene.

Grumpus · Dec 6, 2013

Do gay dudes cuddle after sex? Or is it like "Hey bro, nice job penetrating my butt" ::highfive:: then you go grab a beer or whatever.

OneofOne · Dec 6, 2013

Grumpus_sl said:
Do gay dudes cuddle after sex? Or is it like "Hey bro, nice job penetrating my butt" ::highfive:: then you go grab a beer or whatever.

^^ Inquiring minds want to know

Agraza · Dec 6, 2013

If a chick said that to me after sex I would propose.

Angry_Ninja_sl · Dec 6, 2013

Dude captoes or wingtips next year - I need some new shoes

Cad · Dec 6, 2013

BrutulTM_sl said:
True, but women that are into that are like 1 in 1000 and most of the ones that are got that way by being molested as children and are all fucked up. You can't really participate in swinging unless you have a woman that is down with it since most places don't take single guys. Technically possible but not practical for the vast majority of straight people.

I always wonder if dudes ever hire a hooker for the night to pose as their girlfriend just to get into the swinger scene.

Like most things, its all in how you sell it. And don't marry/date complete prudes...

BrutulTM · Dec 6, 2013

Cad_sl said:
Like most things, its all in how you sell it. And don't marry/date complete prudes...

If you say so heh, but I think participating in group sex is a pretty high bar for not being a "complete prude". Then again I would never want to do anything like with someone I was actually in a relationship with, so maybe I'm a complete prude too.

iannis · Dec 7, 2013

Niiiiiiiice.

Yeah man, had to leave that chick. She wouldn't take five American Inventordicks for my amusement. Sheesh, what a prude.

Hoss · Dec 7, 2013

Iannis_sl said:
A 30 minute blowjob actually sounds sort of painful. But I guess if anyone could make that enjoyable it's a gay dude.

Nah, it's not just dudes. I dated a girl who blew me for about 3 hours one time. Whatever the runtime is of bloodrayne and monty python's the meaning of life. She was like, "I've already seen this, can I just suck your dick?". She did take a break between the movies to get me a drink and a sandwhich. But she didn't do the edging thing. She just swallowed and kept sucking till I was ready to blow again.

Erronius · Dec 7, 2013

Kuriin_sl said:
Erronius, is it still hurting when you put pressure on it (by sitting down)? Taking deep breaths is to discriminate pain from chest pain.

Nope, totally gone, and I wasn't ever able to do anything purposely to trigger it, so to speak. Would just get the pain unexpectedly.

Just seemed odd that the pain seemed to move from the front then later around to the back (when it got worse) and now I haven't felt anything for several days.

Kuriin_sl said:
I can't see myself blowing someone for 30 minutes. I would prefer to eat ass for thirty minutes.

I don't even think I could eat cheesecake for 30m straight, LOL.

BrutulTM_sl said:
True, but women that are into that are like 1 in 1000 and most of the ones that are got that way by being molested as children and are all fucked up. You can't really participate in swinging unless you have a woman that is down with it since most places don't take single guys. Technically possible but not practical for the vast majority of straight people.

Makes me wonder if women who might be predisposed to swinging just stay single and play the field, or if it's more common than we think and women are just less willing to be open about it.

Khane · Dec 7, 2013

The amount of men who would actually do something like that is probably about equal to the amount of women who would actually do that. The difference is that "actually" word. Men are way more likely to say "awesome I wish I could do that" but wouldn't really honestly want to if given the chance and women would say shit like "Ewwww gross" but get talked into it because they're retards who can't actually say what they mean or tell us what they really want.

Grumpus · Dec 7, 2013

Why hasnt my question been answered yet? Are you hutthurt or did you have shit to do/fuck?

Jais · Dec 7, 2013

I'm afraid of what the answer to that question could do to my sexuality.

Kuriin · Dec 8, 2013

Grumpus, I'm pretty sure gay men are just like humans. We love to cuddle. Well, some of us. I'm a cuddlewhore who will squeeze the juices out of the body.

Alex · Dec 8, 2013

Kuriin_sl said:
Grumpus, I'm pretty sure gay men are just like humans. We love to cuddle. Well, some of us. I'm a cuddlewhore who will squeeze the juices out of the body.

Agraza · Dec 8, 2013

I lol'd.

Kuriin · Dec 8, 2013

Alex_sl said:

yup

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