The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

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Picasso3

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My wife insists i need to come the first time and then we'll do anal the second because my penis isn't as gargantuan the second time. I feel this is a ploy because i always pass out immediately after the first time.
 
iannis

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Offer his this counter proposal: you last longer the second time.

Well, I assume you do. That's kinda how penis works.
 
Royal

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Add to the counter proposal the suggestion that when you do get in that brown eye that the prolonged anticipation finally becoming realized is gonna be better than RockHard Weekend so you'll be fully engorgedandtake longer to nut.
 
Kuriin

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Picasso_sl said:
My wife insists i need to come the first time and then we'll do anal the second because my penis isn't as gargantuan the second time. I feel this is a ploy because i always pass out immediately after the first time.
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Blindfold her and use a mold of your penis in her vagina. When she is not suspecting it, stick your cock in the pooper. She will be double penetrated by two of your cocks.
 
Deathwing

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Kuriin, what's the best way to train someone's asshole to accommodate casual anal sex? I'm talking lube up and go. Maybe a bit of analingus first. Or is this a pipe dream and I've been watching too much porn?
 
Kuriin

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I think a small buttplug is the best way to start. When I say small, I mean something like this:

Amazon.com: Healthy Vibes Pure Silicone Butt Plug and Anal Starter Kit - Anal Sex Beginners Set - 100% Medical Grade Silicone: Health Personal Care

Have her use the smallest one for like 5-30 minutes at a time. Try and get her to watch TV while sitting on it. Loosens it up!

Plenty of lube at first. The best scenario will be that you will get to the point where all you have to do is eat her butt and use the saliva and precum as lube.
 
iannis

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I might not know much, but I know that porn girls prep their buttholes.

I remember watching a porn with hailey whasserface in it, and they showed off her kit-bag. It was full of all sorts of lube and lingere and buttplugs. lol.
 
Cad

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Am I the only one that thinks intentionally stretching out your butthole is not a great idea in general?
 
iannis

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well, when you put it that way.

OTOH, it is an elastic muscle and better stretched than torn.

You gotta do your stretches man. You got to. Do you even lift?
 
Cad

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Iannis_sl said:
well, when you put it that way.

OTOH, it is an elastic muscle and better stretched than torn.

You gotta do your stretches man. You got to. Do you even lift?
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I don't use my butthole for anything except the activity for which it seems quite well suited. So as far as my butthole is concerned, no I do not lift.
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Kuriin

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Cad_sl said:
I don't use my butthole for anything except the activity for which it seems quite well suited. So as far as my butthole is concerned, no I do not lift.
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You know your asshole stretches when you shit, right? Lol.
 
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maybe yours does, sinner, but he has jesus wards.
 
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