The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

lurkingdirk

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Hey Kuriin, here's a serious question. My very good friends are on the cusp of buying a house in what appears to be a fairly cookie cutter neighbourhood that seems to have a lot of traditional family units. They love the house, they love the neighbourhood, and they are on the cusp of adopting twins. How much resistance should they expect in the bible-belt neighbourhood?
 

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That was(is?) one of my wife's concerns with doing anal sex more often, loosening those muscles to the point of prolapse. I didn't have a scientific rebuke, but I imagine that would be much more common if that was caused by frequent anal sex. I told her it was physically impossible for me to fuck her ass often enough to cause prolapse before reaching nut-busting limit.
 

Kuriin

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Assuming they're gay. They should have no resistance in terms of adoption nor buying the house. In terms of being friends with neighbors, it depends on if they are conservative in that regard.
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edit: In regards to prolapse: Each person is different. Someone may get prolapse right away. Just depends on their sphincter muscles. If she really is concerned about it, tell her to do her Kegel exercises.
 

lurkingdirk

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Assuming they're gay. They should have no resistance in terms of adoption nor buying the house. In terms of being friends with neighbors, it depends on if they are conservative in that regard.
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Sorry I was unclear. That's exactly their concern. Couple'a homos move in with a couple's kids. Are the conservative neighbours going to isolate their kids? They don't care so much about themselves, but they want their kids to be able to play in the neighbourhood full of Catholic folks.
 

Kuriin

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Can't give an answer to that. Each place is different, so results will vary. :| The realtor should hopefully answer the question for that specific area!
 

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Our only anal sex time with the wife and I was simple. I slapped on a lubricated condom and stuck it in (not instantly but without too much effort). She said it was uncomfortable but there was no crazy lubing ahead of time. She has no desire to ever do it again.

I might regret saying that because 20 of you are going to say it's because she was passed around in high school or something but it's out there.
 

Kuriin

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Yeah...either your wife has a looser-than-you-expected pooper, you have a small penis, or she has had more anal sex than you suspect (which can lead to #1).
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I can't imagine anal sex ever being not painful the first time, rofl.
 

OneofOne

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Kuriin, I'm going to stick my dick in my gal's pooper tomorrow - first time ever in my life. Just never appealed to me before /shrug Have also had women tell me up front it's off the menu (I don't have a monster cock). But she's on the rag and said she enjoys it now and again, so what the hell. Got my lube ready. Any advice for a first-timer?
 

Kuriin

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Make sure she's cleaned out before using methods mentioned earlier (Laxative, Konsyl, Enema). From what I've heard from my women friends who actually do anal, they say it's much more pleasurable than vaginal sex. Start in cowgirl (or even reverse cowgirl if you like that view) then switch it up. Finish in missionary. ;D
 

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Sorry I was unclear. That's exactly their concern. Couple'a homos move in with a couple's kids. Are the conservative neighbours going to isolate their kids? They don't care so much about themselves, but they want their kids to be able to play in the neighbourhood full of Catholic folks.
Since it's a nice neighborhood they won't punish the kids. They'll see it as the innocent kids already being punished by having homos for parents and will go out of their way to be nice to the kids. Especially if it really is catholics. I could write an essay about them and how they tend to half ass religion, but I'll sum it up with the fact that the new pope is emphasizing "love the sinner hate the sin" in regards to gays. If it was a white trash trailer park, then yeah they could expect the kids to be ostracized. They probably won't allow sleepovers at the gay house ever so just be ready for that. If the kids turn out to be hellraisers, it's going to be blamed on those homo parents and then they might be isolated.

You know your asshole stretches when you shit, right? Lol.
Are your shits any different since you got your sphincter wallered out?

Yeah...either your wife has a looser-than-you-expected pooper, you have a small penis, or she has had more anal sex than you suspect (which can lead to #1).
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I can't imagine anal sex ever being not painful the first time, rofl.
First time with my wife was preceded by months and months (probably over a year) of fingers in her ass. So she enjoyed it. I can't say if any other dicks were up there before mine though. She never talks about previous partners.
 

Khane

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I like this thread. Especially the brief point in time where I had the biggest cock on this forum.