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Shit, I hope this game has Quick-time events where you all do wicked dances on stage. That shit would be awesome. Hopefully we can dress up our band in different sexy stage outfits, etc.
 
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Soygen_sl said:
Shit, I hope this game has Quick-time events where you all do wicked dances on stage. That shit would be awesome. Hopefully we can dress up our band in different sexy stage outfits, etc.
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You figured out Square's new DLC scheme!
 
Araysar

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Gavinrad_sl said:
You never saw Locke, Edgar, Terra, and Celes coordinating their fucking outfits. And who the fuck wears combat boots with highwaters. Who the fuck wears highwaters.
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I forget, which final fantasy was that?
 
TrollfaceDeux

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this game might be the first FF series to be marketed towards girls only and justin bieber crowd.
 
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I don't know if the picture or the names irritate me more. I mean fuck, I thought Blizzard was bad for semi-latin bullshit names but this would be shameful from a ten year-old DM.

Then I look at the picture again and sigh.
 
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To be honest I don't really care what they look like. It's the visual novel / pile o' disconnected unskippable cutscenes and dialogue that drove me away from the series long ago.
 
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Arbitrary_sl said:
To be honest I don't really care what they look like. It's the visual novel / pile o' disconnected unskippable cutscenes and dialogue that drove me away from the series long ago.
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You can relive all of that if you play FF14 - more unskippable cutscenes than EVER before!!!!!

That aside, that image looks like backstreet boys for sure but the game play still looks awthum.
 
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Gavinrad_sl said:
You never saw Locke, Edgar, Terra, and Celes coordinating their fucking outfits.
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Maybe not coordinating, but they looked WAY more gay.

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Yeah Locke (from Final Fantasy 3) totally wants to fuck a dude in that picture.

The boots have red soles on them. Is this game sponsored by Louboutin?
 
Chris

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Sounds like they are trying to do the plot of FF12 again but not fuck it up this time?
 
Araysar

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yeah, i forgot how queer final fantasy 3 was

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Gavinmad

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The concept art for Final Fantasy characters has looked queer as fuck since the very beginning, we were just saved by the limited capacity of consoles.
 
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Let's be fair to FF15 here, there's more testosterone in that group picture than every other FF male character design combined. Square makes some extremely feminine/gay shit and somehow these are by far the least of that. The only comparable characters to these guys are what? Auron and Snow? Wakka if you're fucking stretching it.
 
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Sean_sl said:
Let's be fair to FF15 here, there's more testosterone in that group picture than every other FF male character design combined. Square makes some extremely feminine/gay shit and somehow these are by far the least of that. The only comparable characters to these guys are what? Auron and Snow? Wakka if you're fucking stretching it.
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Barret? Come on man.
 
Araysar

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i think we are talking about different games, bro
 
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FUCK WHO THE HELL KEEPS DRAWING THESE!!!

ITS THE SAME ARTIST EVERY TIME!!
 
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