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Harshaw

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Man. Tradewars got me a massive phone bill playing on Crystal Palace BBS. Lol
 
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Goatface

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opening weekend and this was still on page 2

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guess based on lower budget at least going to beat borderlands

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Can never tell by ratings anymore because critics won’t like it unless it’s three ours of tranny porn, and audiences are hit and miss. The theater audience for this type of film doesn’t exist, anyone who would see it isn’t going threaters anymore. Being almost 60 on the fans has me thinking it’s average film in 2024 terms
 
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TBT-TheBigToe

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So it’s bad, but not Borderlands bad. That’s been my takeaway from reviews.

This is another one of those movies where you have to ask, “Who was this made for?”.

Ill watch it if someone else is streaming it but I refuse to any effort into it.
 

Miguex

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Outside this thread I never saw an iota of advertising for this. Literally nothing whatsoever. What did they think was going to happen?
 
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Siliconemelons

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Outside this thread I never saw an iota of advertising for this. Literally nothing whatsoever. What did they think was going to happen?

On my i don’t want to pay free Spotify there was a sponsored 80s rock playlist by The Crow…

So… a 80s rock playlist… that’s their target?
 

Chukzombi

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I had no idea it was even out yet. Probably be on vod by mid September. The only way they could have marketed this was for it's killer soundtrack. Which I'm not even sure has one. And even then. Who gives a shit?
 

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What a shit franchise to reboot. Of all the great 80s and 90s shit to chose from they pick this C tier shit? And then they wonder why no one gives a shit about it? The only thing about the OG was Bruce Lees son, the movie itself sucked prob just like this one.
 
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Brahma

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What a shit franchise to reboot. Of all the great 80s and 90s shit to chose from they pick this C tier shit? And then they wonder why no one gives a shit about it? The only thing about the OG was Bruce Lees son, the movie itself sucked prob just like this one.

I honestly loved the first one. "Can't rain all the time..."
 
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I honestly loved the first one. "Can't rain all the time..."

Always liked Michael Wincott as a villain - he was great in his small role in The Count of Monte Cristo.
 
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Harshaw

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Didnt he shoot himself with a blank round to the head?
He died to a blank malfunction during a shootout scene.

In the scripted moment not seen in the finished movie, Eric is shot by ruffian Funboy (Michael Massee). As cameras rolled, Lee was shot in the abdomen with a piece of a dummy bullet left in the gun's barrel from an earlier scene.
 

Chukzombi

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I thought it was boring. Not memorable at all. But to each their own.
It's got the main villain from The Warriors. It's got Winston from Ghostbusters. It's got that Asian girl with the comically large nipples. It's got a lot of violence and a great soundtrack. It's overrated, because of Brandon Lee's death, but it's still a good movie.
 
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Harshaw

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It's got the main villain from The Warriors. It's got Winston from Ghostbusters. It's got that Asian girl with the comically large nipples. It's got a lot of violence and a great soundtrack. It's overrated, because of Brandon Lee's death, but it's still a good movie.
For him just starting out he was doing some decent stuff. You had the Crow, but I liked him more in Rapid Fire and Showdown in Little Tokyo.


 
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